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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

He's banned. 

Doesn’t look like it. At least I got my badge of honor.

37 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I've heard it's his granddaughter. 17. But it won't make a difference.

He keeps it in the family just like us! 

Unless it’s Trump either drinking JD Vance’s blood or getting fucked by JD Vance, it’ll be a blip on the radar if that. 

55 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Can't imagine it would really change much. However, I suppose it would matter where she is between 13 and 19, as sad as that is.

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8 minutes ago, immamac said:

He's banned. 

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Just now, speed817 said:

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He said 3 months and he was coming back. I guess we'll see. 

Video of sexual misconduct with corroborating witnesses would end his campaign. Considering his history, that’s a real possibility.

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7 minutes ago, royiv said:

Quoting from the Excited to Vote R thread as I don’t want to make the attempt to not sully that thread. This statement got me thinking. We know a big chunk of this board is full of silent and so not so silent board. We also know, due to the tenure of many posters around here, that we have a lot of folks either on Medicare and Social Security or quickly approaching that age. It got me wondering how many of those folks will enthusiastically pull the lever for Trump after everything he and Vance have said about making cuts to entitlements. That’s a group of voters that is high turnout typically and they will gladly vote against their interests and their economic and physical wellbeing. Blows my mind.

My inlaws literally survive on entitlements. They have state benefits for covering medical and a small pension, but basically nothing else. Never saved for retirement at a level that mattered and need SS to survive. They are the most insanely maga folks I have ever run across.  They cannot hold any conversation without talking about it every 5 min. It consumes them. The mil has said things to my 2 young sons about my mother (who is on a church missionary as I type helping with medical services for those that have none), myself and wife for living together prior to being married, and my sil for having a miscarriage bc she doesn't believe in God. These people will suffer and ask for help under the world they vote for.  They are broken. I have made it clear that I will absolutely not allow my children around them unsupervised ever again and if they ever need anything, they will repent to me and beg for it from their knees. FAFO.

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1 minute ago, speed817 said:

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He's still negging away after being crowdsourced. We might have to get him to that magic -200. I think at -100, he can only post from purgatory but can obviously still neg, so keep at him.

1 minute ago, horncyclist said:

Video of sexual misconduct with corroborating witnesses would end his campaign. Considering his history, that’s a real possibility.

Nope, wouldn't matter, at all. There is literally only one thing that could come out and lose him the election, if he gets on stage and admits that he's been a liberal plant all along to prove how stupid republican voters are, then flips them all off and calls them losers. Even then, he'd probably only lose enough votes to lose the election, the vast majority would think he was just joking and that his words "owned the libs" somehow.

20 minutes ago, G650 said:

Someone a couple neighborhoods over keeps putting little signs in front of the Trump signs lol.

 

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The magat arrested in Tempe had a grenade launcher (and 120 guns, 250,000 rounds of ammo).

4 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Video of sexual misconduct with corroborating witnesses would end his campaign. Considering his history, that’s a real possibility.

Maybe if it were Ivanka that he assaulted. Maybe. 

45 minutes ago, Js1 said:

No way, if he wins, he will continue to do rallies instead of his job.  He LOVES them. 

Yeah, but when they dwindle in size, when he runs out of venues and bus companies to screw, when his plane breaks- he can get the same ego dopamine blast at Mar A Lago and not get shot at, have PA failures etc. He's got his favorite play list and he can jerk off two Arnold Palmer dongs dance the night away to YMCA. And grift in the comfortable surroundings away from the disgusting unwashed Maggots he so loathes. And the attendees won't leave early. 

3 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Video of sexual misconduct with corroborating witnesses would end his campaign. Considering his history, that’s a real possibility.

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8 minutes ago, MrX said:

Unless it’s Trump either drinking JD Vance’s blood or getting fucked by JD Vance, it’ll be a blip on the radar if that. 

Could be Trump and Vance doing a Requiem for Dream recreation 

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

The magat arrested in Tempe had a grenade launcher (and 120 guns, 250,000 rounds of ammo).

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4 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Video of sexual misconduct with corroborating witnesses would end his campaign. Considering his history, that’s a real possibility.


not even death would end his campaign. 
 

Eric would just walk around like this for 10 days:

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17 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Almost there, @txfan75.

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Man, txfan75 catching strays.

2 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Could be Trump and Vance doing a Requiem for Dream recreation 

you should get the txfan75 treatment for this

Edited by strangulation!

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The magat arrested in Tempe had a grenade launcher (and 120 guns, 250,000 rounds of ammo).

Check to see who hasn’t posted in the gun nut thread lately.

6 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Video of sexual misconduct with corroborating witnesses would end his campaign. Considering his history, that’s a real possibility.

Nope, the only thing I can think of that would end is campaign is he decided he was transitioning to becoming a woman.

7 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Video of sexual misconduct with corroborating witnesses would end his campaign. Considering his history, that’s a real possibility.

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5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Nope, wouldn't matter, at all. There is literally only one thing that could come out and lose him the election, if he gets on stage and admits that he's been a liberal plant all along to prove how stupid republican voters are, then flips them all off and calls them losers. Even then, he'd probably only lose enough votes to lose the election, the vast majority would think he was just joking and that his words "owned the libs" somehow.

The only thing that could possibly end his campaign before Election Day would be his death.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

They will if he loses again. They tried after 2020. 

Did they though?  That's rhetorical, btw.

The Republican Party had the easiest fucking layup in the world, and they not only missed it, they didn't even take the shot.  They could have EASILY circled the wagons and froze Trump out as a traitor to the country, and they didn't even blink.

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The only thing that could possibly end his campaign before Election Day would be his death.

And then we end up with President Vance.

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

Nope, the only thing I can think of that would end is campaign is he decided he was transitioning to becoming a woman.

No, all the other MAGAts would run out to transition as soon as they could get their rascals charged up

Just now, The Dog said:

 

There’s video of him groping Ivanka. He won’t lose a single vote 

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

Nope, the only thing I can think of that would end is campaign is he decided he was transitioning to becoming a woman.

That’s an affront to the trans community. 


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1 minute ago, tx ind said:

Nope, the only thing I can think of that would end is campaign is he decided he was transitioning to becoming a woman.

Did you see all the ear bandage wearing weirdos after the failed attempt on Donalds life? Those sheep would be slicing their gentleman sausage off left and right in solidarity...

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

Many people are saying it

Just now, chainsaw said:

Many people are saying it

The best people?  with tears in their eyes?

7 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Nope, the only thing I can think of that would end is campaign is he decided he was transitioning to becoming a woman.

Video of him with a live boy or dead girl might also do it, but yeah him groping a teenage girl isn’t gonna move the needle with Republican voters.

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7 minutes ago, royiv said:

Man, txfan75 catching strays.

Sorry about @ing you, @txfan75. My post was directed at some brain-damaged cunt, called @Horn75.

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26 minutes ago, royiv said:

Quoting from the Excited to Vote R thread as I don’t want to make the attempt to not sully that thread. This statement got me thinking. We know a big chunk of this board is full of silent and so not so silent board. We also know, due to the tenure of many posters around here, that we have a lot of folks either on Medicare and Social Security or quickly approaching that age. It got me wondering how many of those folks will enthusiastically pull the lever for Trump after everything he and Vance have said about making cuts to entitlements. That’s a group of voters that is high turnout typically and they will gladly vote against their interests and their economic and physical wellbeing. Blows my mind.

My mom will. She's asked questions about Allred and found answers from Micheal Barry to convince her he's too radical.

She enjoyed her Obomacare after losing her job after railing on it for years, and her social security and Medicare afford her additional income to travel to Europe and enjoy retirement comfortably without burning through her meager portfolio my brother and i managed to build for her. All while doing zero charity work or volunteering.

Another selfish boomer doing boomer shit.

4 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

My mom will. She's asked questions about Allred and found answers from Micheal Barry to convince her he's too radical.

She enjoyed her Obomacare after losing her job after railing on it for years, and her social security and Medicare afford her additional income to travel to Europe and enjoy retirement comfortably without burning through her meager portfolio my brother and i managed to build for her. All while doing zero charity work or volunteering.

Another selfish boomer doing boomer shit.

Yeah, the 'ThAt's SoCIaLiSm' crowd sure does love them some Social Security and Medicare.

13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Cool. So the video will drop around the same time at the Matt Gaetz indictment?

2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Yeah, the 'ThAt's SoCIaLiSm' crowd sure does love them some Social Security and Medicare.

Don’t forget farm subsidies.   Farmers are the biggest welfare queens out there. (More than $30 billion per year).

14 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Did you see all the ear bandage wearing weirdos after the failed attempt on Donalds life? Those sheep would be slicing their gentleman sausage off left and right in solidarity...

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16 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Did they though?  That's rhetorical, btw.

The Republican Party had the easiest fucking layup in the world, and they not only missed it, they didn't even take the shot.  They could have EASILY circled the wagons and froze Trump out as a traitor to the country, and they didn't even blink.

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Just now, Jatrain said:

Don’t forget farm subsidies.   Farmers are the biggest welfare queens out there. (More than $30 billion per year).

True, but all the olds are on SS and Medicare.  Every last one of them.  

And then we end up with President Vance.

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34 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

BUT DID HE SMELL LIKE POOP? 

Pretty interesting.

27 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

not sure where to post this, might as well post here: 

 

 

My brother checks my mom's accounts several times a week for this exact reason.  And to keep an eye out for odd behavior. It's a thankless necessary task as our parents age. Reverse childhood. 

3 minutes ago, Jatrain said:

Don’t forget farm subsidies.   Farmers are the biggest welfare queens out there. (More than $30 billion per year).

Don't resent the farmers too much. Much of that goes to large ag corps these days.

21 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Nope, the only thing I can think of that would end is campaign is he decided he was transitioning to becoming a woman.

You know damn well that would be the best thing to ever happen for the trans community. All of his supporters would join him immediately. They would be tripping over each other.

5 minutes ago, Jatrain said:

Don’t forget farm subsidies.   Farmers are the biggest welfare queens out there. (More than $30 billion per year).

on top of that they don't get tariff'ed like their foreign counterparts

5 minutes ago, Jatrain said:

Don’t forget farm subsidies.   Farmers are the biggest welfare queens out there. (More than $30 billion per year).

Don't forget the subsidies that keep the middle class afloat.

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