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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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Ted Cruz, with that right wing comedy gold we always heard about:

Then some repub senators and reps start the heckle from the audience:

Stand up Ted tries to keep the room and get a good slam in:

Which, of course, fails uncomfortably.  Rotten tomatoes start getting thrown at the stage:

And then security has to step in and shut down the whole club:

Tip your waitresses, everybody.  Drive safely.

Given Raphael's lack of defense of his wife after Trump mocked her multiple times, I'm guessing he hates her on some level.  Same with Raphael's dad.

Imagine his daughters coming across this stuff on the internet, and what they must think of their dad not standing up to defend their mom.

Swalwell's pretty slick on Twitter.  

Imagine his daughters coming across this stuff on the internet, and what they must think of their dad not standing up to defend their mom.

Internet also has CRT and books. Doubt they’re on it
On 11/14/2021 at 6:18 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Imagine his daughters coming across this stuff on the internet, and what they must think of their dad not standing up to defend their mom.

Apparently at least one of them got sent home from summer camp for bullying girls who were lesbians.  

1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:


Internet also has CRT and books. Doubt they’re on it

What exactly is CRT?

2 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Apparently at least one of them got sent home from summer camp for bullying girls who were lesbians.  

I don't know about that, but I do know that Republicans are really obsessed with what is, in their minds, deviant sex.

We need only look to our Lt. Gov. to see that in action.

14 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

What exactly is CRT?

Cathode Ray Tube. Only on older computers. 

On 11/14/2021 at 7:18 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Given Raphael's lack of defense of his wife after Trump mocked her multiple times, I'm guessing he hates her on some level.  Same with Raphael's dad.

 

 

On 11/14/2021 at 5:18 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Imagine his daughters coming across this stuff on the internet, and what they must think of their dad not standing up to defend their mom.

Spoiler

Hell has no fury like a cuck who doesn't get clean-up time with his wife after a session with a bull.

 

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Jesus, is Ted a masochist or just an idiot?

Not even sure what the joke or criticism here was (that Biden has a big dick?) but…

And of course it’s getting rammed down his throat online:

Ted Cruz - the national embarrassment of Texas.  (Well, one of many currently)

20 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I don't know about that, but I do know that Republicans are really obsessed with what is, in their minds, deviant sex.

This is probably the original every accusation is a confession.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is probably the original every accusation is a confession.

When a Republican obsesses over who is using a bathroom...

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This guy is just completely broken and lost as a person. He is going to keep dragging as many people down with him as possible. He needs serious psychological help. Anyone that still supports him is likely in need of some help themselves. 

24 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

This guy is just completely broken and lost as a person. He is going to keep dragging as many people down with him as possible. He needs serious psychological help. Anyone that still supports him is likely in need of some help themselves. 

Trump really did break him.

19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump really did break him.

He pegged him for the loser he is.

He pegged him

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I have no idea who this lady is, but dropping off the top rope with "pathetic traitorous cooze" elicited a legit LOL out of me.

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Can you imagine how empty your life must be for you to have an ongoing twitter fight with a puppet?

That man has children. They are older than Sesame Street age, but 100% they are going to have issues because he is one messed up dude with no guardrails.

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Still beefing with Big Bird, y’all.

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Can you imagine how empty your life must be for you to have an ongoing twitter fight with a puppet?

Somebody should tell him that Disney is rolling out black Santa Clauses in its theme park.

Then he can go out giving interviews and tweets where he talks about Santa Claus is fake and "woke" etc.

 

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Can you imagine how empty your life must be for you to have an ongoing twitter fight with a puppet?

I have somehow missed this entire thing and yet I also feel I have missed nothing at all. 

I have somehow missed this entire thing and yet I also feel I have missed nothing at all. 

What will be written on Ted Cruz’s gravestone.
I have somehow missed this entire thing and yet I also feel I have missed nothing at all. 

That’s what Heidi says about Ted’s dick.
6 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Can you imagine how empty your life must be for you to have an ongoing twitter fight with a puppet?


a puppet playing a 6 yo character 

4 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


What will be written on Ted Cruz’s gravestone.

I don't know, but I'd like to read it very soon.


What will be written on Ted Cruz’s gravestone.

Whatever it is, the many layers of feces deposits will obscure it.
16 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


What will be written on Ted Cruz’s gravestone.

Devoted Husband, Father, and Gargler of Trump's Balls.

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


a puppet playing a 6 yo character 

GET THE FUCK OUT!  Big Bird has to be older than 6.

So Big Bird is nowhere close to fully developed? Wtf is he going to be 40 feet tall?

how many birds do you know of that aren't fully developed at 6 years old?

How many birds do you know that talk and go to school? And don't say parrots. 

before or after we ate all of them last tuesday?

I feel like we need a Bird Law expert to weigh in here.

Also, Ted Cruz's tombstone will read as, "Devoted Senator, Beloved Cunt."

Explain it to me like I’m a 6-yr old. The US Government runs PSAs telling people to get vaccinated. Big Bird, part of public broadcasting, tells people to get vaccinated. A United States Senator, Ted Cruz, is vaccinated. Senator Cruz is upset that Big Bird is telling kids to get vaccinated. Why?

6 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Explain it to me like I’m a 6-yr old. The US Government runs PSAs telling people to get vaccinated. Big Bird, part of public broadcasting, tells people to get vaccinated. A United States Senator, Ted Cruz, is vaccinated. Senator Cruz is upset that Big Bird is telling kids to get vaccinated. Why?

once you realize that it is all about feelings, you start to get it. it's not about policy, it's not about science or medical efficacy. it's just about feelings. 

owning those libs so hard.

4 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Senator Cruz is upset that Big Bird is telling kids to get vaccinated. Why?

Like you're six?

Well little buddy, he thinks he can score points and get people to like him if he says vaccines for kids are bad. Thing is, nobody likes him because he's not a very nice person and he has no moral compass. In fact, if you just do the opposite of what Ted Cruz does, then people will like you much better and you'll be a better person overall. 

From the outside looking in, you can't understand it; From the inside looking out, you can't explain it.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I feel like we need a Bird Law expert to weigh in here.

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6 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Like you're six?

Well little buddy, he thinks he can score points and get people to like him if he says vaccines for kids are bad. Thing is, nobody likes him because he's not a very nice person and he has no moral compass. In fact, if you just do the opposite of what Ted Cruz does, then people will like you much better and you'll be a better person overall. 

It really says something about Cruz that he's least likable guy in the U.S. Senate.  Which is 99 other sentient pieces of human shit.  The guy who got him elected (built the playbook that beat Dewhurst on which Trump's playbook was created), and has served as his Texas district office Chief of Staff in Austin for many years, confided after being over-served, "If the guy was just 5% more likable, we could make him President.  But he keeps getting less and less likable instead.  The smartest guy in the room just can't see what other people think of him."  

I guess be thankful that Trump is as dumb as he is.  Slightly more competent and he'd still be President.  Be thankful that Cruz is as big a douchebag as he is, slightly less so---and he'd probably be our President.  And I used to consider the asshole a friend.

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