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Posted
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Update:  John Trump PhD, did, in fact, teach at MIT

 

 

 

That’s a well known fact. So is the fact that he never taught the uninomber.

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Posted
4 hours ago, troph said:

so is he dying?

Regardless, some poor ultrasound tech had to get all up in those baggy inguinal regions.

Probably a lot of crusty ketchup in those folds, if not a half-eaten Big Mac and a few thousand rubles of folding money.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Damor said:

Regardless, some poor ultrasound tech had to get all up in those baggy inguinal regions.

Probably a lot of crusty ketchup in those folds, if not a half-eaten Big Mac and a few thousand rubles of folding money.

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:
I don't get it.


8862856f9d6724e3c76aa932e241d248.jpgMimics the artwork for “Not Like Us”, where Kendrick essentially accuses Drake of being a pedophile.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Doesn’t help

I had to do some google sleuthing too. First learned that it’s the cover to Kendrick Lamar’s diss rap “Not Like Us” where he accused Drake of being a pedo. Then had to google this explanation.

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Posted
2 hours ago, tchookem said:
2 hours ago, YChang said:
I hope Colbert unloads on Trump and CBS on the way out

Yep, and lands back on Comedy Central... Colbert Report Part II?

Might wanna look up who owns Comedy Central and CBS. John Stewart is next

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I hope Colbert unloads on Trump and CBS on the way out

I’m sure there are contractual reasons that prevent this, but as a long time 60 Minutes watcher, I would like to see the staff all walk out on CBS and burn it to the ground on the way out. Start a new independent news show with the same talent and package it with Colbert and anyone else that’s sick of it.
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Posted
4 hours ago, tchookem said:
4 hours ago, YChang said:
I hope Colbert unloads on Trump and CBS on the way out

Yep, and lands back on Comedy Central... Colbert Report Part II?

Paramount owns Comedy Central. Not a chance in hell of that happening. In fact, it would not surprise me to see The Daily Show canceled sooner rather than later.

Posted
1 hour ago, Burt said:

Paramount owns Comedy Central. Not a chance in hell of that happening. In fact, it would not surprise me to see The Daily Show canceled sooner rather than later.

If they cancel TDS, it'll have a huge future online imho. 

2 hours ago, wild_turkey said:


I’m sure there are contractual reasons that prevent this, but as a long time 60 Minutes watcher, I would like to see the staff all walk out on CBS and burn it to the ground on the way out. Start a new independent news show with the same talent and package it with Colbert and anyone else that’s sick of it.

100% this.

Posted
6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But the unibomber did not attend MIT. 

Yep.How is this so hard for people to understand (the people saying "See, he DID teach at MIT!!1!")

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“Today I am signing a wonderful executive order. Some have said it’s be BEST executive order. This beautiful order makes it LEGAL for a man to have sex with a woman aged 14 or higher, 13 if in international waters or above 10,000 feet in an airplane or a hot air balloon. We all know this is the PERFECT age, just like in the Bible. This order is retroactive from May 17th, 1977, a beautiful sunny day I remember well, looking down on the Trump Tower and Casino from that wonderful hot air balloon. Thank you for your attention to this matter and MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA!”

Posted
16 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Perhaps the funniest part of the photo of this fat bitch is that you can clearly see his one-inch heel lifts.

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Constant said:

Perhaps the funniest part of the photo of this fat bitch is that you can clearly see his one-inch heel lifts.

Weird, cheap-looking shoes, too.  Maybe his "fat shoes."

Also, not all venous insufficiency is caused by DVT.  Dammit.  Because DVT can be a killer.  And, I believe treatment for DVT often includes blood thinners, which can make one susceptible to fatal brain bleeds in the event of a fall or head injury.

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"Does this sound like Donald Trump?"

As if ANYTHING could be ruled out.  Bottom line is that it would be a bigger surprise to find out he WASN'T involved.  By that, I mean proven, not just his worthless word.

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Posted
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Weird, cheap-looking shoes, too.  Maybe his "fat shoes."

Also, not all venous insufficiency is caused by DVT.  Dammit.  Because DVT can be a killer.  And, I believe treatment for DVT often includes blood thinners, which can make one susceptible to fatal brain bleeds in the event of a fall or head injury.

But the bruises on his hands are from vigorous shaking of the hands.

Jimmy Fallon Laughing GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Posted (edited)
13 minutes ago, troph said:

But the bruises on his hands are from vigorous shaking of the hands.

Jimmy Fallon Laughing GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Well, if he's on coumadin/warfarin, which seems likely, that's kind of possible.

As I get older things make fucked up looking spots, but things like cat scratches and bushes from MTB trails, not handshakes.

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