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1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Lolololol

 

Every time I post "dumbest.  timeline.  ever.".....could Surly just auto-fill in "SO FAR."  That would be helpful, thanks.

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Posted (edited)

that's super easy to say and totally rolls off the tongue. didn't think I would live to see Idiocracy in the rear view mirror, but here we are. bring on Dildozer and let's get it over with

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1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's super easy to say and totally rolls off the tongue. didn't think I would live to see Idiocracy in the rear view mirror, but here we are

I was already typing up a post saying that one day we will learn Mike Judge was a time traveler. 

That picture is fucking hilarious. Holy shit.

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I was already typing up a post saying that one day we will learn Mike Judge was a time traveler. 

... and Matt Groening. Some of their work has led me to seriously consider that they might be from the future. It's uncanny.

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Just now, wood said:

... and Matt Groening. Some of their work has led me to seriously consider that they might be from the future. It's uncanny.

or at the very least have opened their third eye and have tapped into other dimensions. or just very lucky. any of those could work

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2 minutes ago, bluto said:

I don’t know what I love most… the different fonts, leaving the second “the” on there, or how completely devoid of appreciation trump is for performing arts

Yeah, wow. That 2nd 'The" is just mind-bottling. And yeah the new letters look lighter in color as well imho. Typical shitty, half-assed bullshit from people who know nothing but half-assed, shitty bullshit.

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1 minute ago, wood said:

Yeah, wow. That 2nd 'The" is just mind-bottling. And yeah the new letters look lighter in color as well imho. Typical shitty, half-assed bullshit from people who know nothing but half-assed, shitty bullshit.

He may as well have just scribbled it up there with his hurricane sharpie

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Lolololol

 

 

 

Fucking Jayden getting swept up in radical right wing racist shit.

 

You know our people don’t do this shit bro!

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39 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Yup, and in high school. They went to the Pentecostal and jehova witness churches in Gainesville.

 

This is also true:

 

 

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My Grandpa, who treating lying like a sport, used to read newspaper headlines to an idiot he worked with, making up half of them just to rile him up.  He would have made so much money in today's media. 

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1 hour ago, bluto said:

I don’t know what I love most… the different fonts, leaving the second “the” on there, or how completely devoid of appreciation trump is for performing arts

On brand. This signage installation has all the precision and skill of an altered hurricane map.

Efforts to cover up mistake on Dorian ...

 

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5 hours ago, Tuco said:

My vote is for the John Milius special - a massive stroke that prevents him from talking or writing, but he can still hear and understand.  He just has to sit there and listen while his legacy is debated.  I believe that would be his customized hell and we could watch.  

an elderly man with a beard is sitting at a table with a bell in his hand .

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4 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

But if prices go down from $1,000 to $100, that's just a 90% decrease.  Anybody with the least little bit of understanding of math understands that the 900% increase and the 90% decrease both denote a difference of $900.  But what percentage of the American people do you think have that least-little-bit level of mathematical knowledge?  50%?  Not a chance.  33%?  I mean, maybe if you're lucky.  It's probably less than 20%, if we're being realistic. 

4 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Remember that most Americans read at or below a sixth-grade level.

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5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

This is also one of those weird sort of interstices in the law.  The legislation that created it called it the Kennedy Center.  But it didn't say the name couldn't be changed etc.

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I never put much credence into Trump rigging the 2024 election, particularly in the swing states. I try to avoid conspiratorial theories and accepted the results.

But the reality is Trump and his administration are governing like they stole the election. They're doing absolutely nothing positive for their constituents, outside of the culture war bullshit. Economy is tanking, morale is extremely low, but Trump and his buddies are making billions and telling us this is the best America has ever been.

We're at the point where it actually feels logical that they stole the election. 

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11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why do all these people look so goddamn weird?  


It's self-selecting. They are weird, unattractive outcasts in the regular, normal, every-day society that you and I live in.   You might as well ask why dirt falls to the bottom of a bucket of water. 

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53 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I never put much credence into Trump rigging the 2024 election, particularly in the swing states. I try to avoid conspiratorial theories and accepted the results.

But the reality is Trump and his administration are governing like they stole the election. They're doing absolutely nothing positive for their constituents, outside of the culture war bullshit. Economy is tanking, morale is extremely low, but Trump and his buddies are making billions and telling us this is the best America has ever been.

We're at the point where it actually feels logical that they stole the election. 

Or it is a case of the store is on fire, and the employees are looting the cash register and various valuables while running out, rather than trying to put the fire out, because they don't care about the place.

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Or it is a case of the store is on fire, and the employees are looting the cash register and various valuables while running out, rather than trying to put the fire out, because they don't care about the place.

The are the owners of the store. They set it on fire.

And they trapped all the employees and customers inside.



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