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15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Is Argentina's economy what we're shooting for?

1 minute ago, wood said:

Is Argentina's economy what we're shooting for?

With a little luck, we too could reach a monthly inflation rate of 2%.

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2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

With a little luck, we too could reach a monthly inflation rate of 2%.

60% poverty 

4 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

With a little luck, we too could reach a monthly inflation rate of 2%.

Can't wait to go down to the corner and trade in some more dólar blue.

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1 hour ago, Gap03 said:

If I didn't know better, after watching this, I would have thought the LegalEagle guy was Brisket.  Holy shit - don't watch this before you go to bed because hearing all of this rattled off back-to-back will keep you up at night.  I had started to laugh about shit in the Cabinet thread, but the schadenfreude isn't going to be enough to keep me going if all this ends up coming to pass.  

 

Yeah I’ll watch this in the morning, not right before bed

2 hours ago, Gap03 said:

If I didn't know better, after watching this, I would have thought the LegalEagle guy was Brisket.  Holy shit - don't watch this before you go to bed because hearing all of this rattled off back-to-back will keep you up at night.  I had started to laugh about shit in the Cabinet thread, but the schadenfreude isn't going to be enough to keep me going if all this ends up coming to pass.  

 

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2 hours ago, wood said:

This story about the Onion buying InfoWars sounds like a story they'd write themselves.

I guess in a way, they actually did.

Not by choice.

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is it. Shut it down. The stupids run it all. 

Burn down the mission
If we're gonna stay alive
Watch the black smoke fly to heaven
See the red flame light the sky.
 
Burn down the mission
Burn it down to stay alive
It's our only chance of living
Take all you need to live inside.
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I am pessimistic, since Nov 5th. Most people who pay attention are pessimistic.

So, this post’s focus is on the positive. The opposition is still fact based, and the majority is not. Reality will have its say.

 

I don’t know which fool called the claim that turnip’s cabinet and staffers had predominantly cautioned against voting turnip, saying he was unfit for office, “fake news.” It could have been batshit @Balcones, it could have been the anti-Christian @Frank Drebin. Doesn’t matter, as both are going through life blindly, and neither will bother to learn what is true.

 

Might have been posted, but for the record, the claim is factual. I have cited apneas and pbs.

 

https://apnews.com/article/former-trump-officials-criticize-2024-e202861911ab37cadfcf058b5b163fb9

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/former-trump-officials-are-among-the-most-vocal-opponents-of-returning-him-to-the-white-house

 

The screw will turn, and when it does, job number one is divesting the oligarchs from their power, through confiscatory tax policy.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I am pessimistic, since Nov 5th. Most people who pay attention are pessimistic.

So, this post’s focus is on the positive. The opposition is still fact based, and the majority is not. Reality will have its say.

 

I don’t know which fool called the claim that turnip’s cabinet and staffers had predominantly cautioned against voting turnip, saying he was unfit for office, “fake news.” It could have been batshit @Balcones, it could have been the anti-Christian @Frank Drebin. Doesn’t matter, as both are going through life blindly, and neither will bother to learn what is true.

 

Might have been posted, but for the record, the claim is factual. I have cited apneas and pbs.

 

https://apnews.com/article/former-trump-officials-criticize-2024-e202861911ab37cadfcf058b5b163fb9

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/former-trump-officials-are-among-the-most-vocal-opponents-of-returning-him-to-the-white-house

 

The screw will turn, and when it does, job number one is divesting the oligarchs from their power, through confiscatory tax rates.

Wait, so there were actually idoits saying all those people didn't actually denounce Trump?

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16 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

We need a leopard emoji just for this thread.

 

click smiley face and type leopard.  

 

 

🐆

 

 

 

🐶 💩 is what I think of the appointments. Thanks! That makes me feel better.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

I have to say I feel a little uneasy laughing at this misguided, obviously emotionally disturbed woman, whether I like her politics or not. She's a few slices short of a loaf and needs professional help. But, I haven't been following her journey. I guess she could be a terrible person who deserves all of it. Wanna be internet famous? I guess this kind of thing comes with the territory.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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The "meh" from those of us non MAGA types is through the roof this go around. I'm 100% in that camp after a Trump popular vote win, but I do think it'll be even more dangerous for our nation that nobody really has any fucks left to give.

7 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

The "meh" from those of us non MAGA types is through the roof this go around. I'm 100% in that camp after a Trump popular vote win, but I do think it'll be even more dangerous for our nation that nobody really has any fucks left to give.

Correct.

I keep seeing future elections, the press and "political fallout" as actual saviors from all this shit. Nope. Too many are too apathetic that even cancelling elections, or gaming them to return the results the GQP desires, is simply going to be a 2-3 day news story before the next Hawk Tuah distracts us.

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6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Can we at least get a celebrity sex tape?

You'll get a leaked clip of Elon Musk awkwardly humping a cybertruck wrapped in MAGA slogans, and you'll like it!

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

You'll get a leaked clip of Elon Musk awkwardly humping a cybertruck wrapped in MAGA slogans, and you'll like it!

Thanks for killing my boner.

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You'll get a leaked clip of Elon Musk awkwardly humping a cybertruck wrapped in MAGA slogans, and you'll like it!

 

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Thanks for killing my boner.

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On 11/12/2024 at 1:12 PM, Pam Cummings said:

Man this is so frustrating. I constantly find myself perplexed how people can be so miserable when they have so much....and I include myself in that. The days where I "realize" how great I have it and avoid the traps of misery tend to be the better ones.

All you have to do is turn on the TV, pick up your smartphone, watch something streaming on your computer and realize just how woeful your life is because you don't have the latest fast fashion item, or newest kitchen appliance gadget.  It all goes back to us being turned into a nation of consumers and not producers.  And if you aren't leading the edge on what's cool, your life just sucks.  

On 11/12/2024 at 9:25 AM, Underdog said:

No doubt he’s getting a gaudy monument in DC all decked out in gold plate. 

I bet he's getting his military parade this time around.  It'll cost millions to repair the damages done to the streets of DC, but he won't pay them, just like he doesn't pay his security bills.

17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

was ‘african’ needed ?

 

Performance art.  His whole intent was to say that word and draw that attention.  That anyone would get that worked up over a law that prevents carrying a weapon into the state capitol is fake.  Here's your 10 seconds of fame.  Now go away.

I'd be interested in what kinds of Trump-proofing conversations are going on in the White House right now. I mean, from a president with immunity. At what point does it become morally responsible to do.... something? 

Or maybe they're in fuck it let's go bowling mode.

I support the public sector, and everyone at every agency is just beat down.

I usually get three calls a day to help move a project along, but now nothing. I mean fucking nothing.

 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I'd be interested in what kinds of Trump-proofing conversations are going on in the White House right now. I mean, from a president with immunity. At what point does it become morally responsible to do.... something? 

Or maybe they're in fuck it let's go bowling mode.

This is going to be HUGE over the next 4 years, and beyond. Dotard will use this to do whatever it takes to stay in office beyond this term. He is going to push every constitutional boundary using his immunity in ways that will be crazy. And with the current scotus, and anyone else he'll appoint, and there will be no checks. He will do anything he wants as an official act of his office, in the name of "national security" and have immunity to do it. Can he cancel elections in 2 years? You would think not, but as an official act, and with immunity, who the hell knows. I don't think we have a clue what's coming. 

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Thanks for killing my boner.

There's a woman broken down in Ohio who might be appreciative of some truck repairs.

13 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

There's a woman broken down in Ohio who might be appreciative of some truck repairs.

She better have enough meth for both of us.

36 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I support the public sector, and everyone at every agency is just beat down.

I usually get three calls a day to help move a project along, but now nothing. I mean fucking nothing.

 

Yep, crickets.

19 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is it. Shut it down. The stupids run it all. 

I mean it's basically just education polarization through another lens

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

I mean it's basically just education polarization through another lens

Do you mean educating reality vs fantasy?

Does 2+2=5?

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Misinformation/disinformation…works

 

So how far past the point of Idiocracy have we made it now?

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

was ‘african’ needed ?

 

Jesus fucking Christ.

I'd say this guy's professional career just ended but he'll actually get a raise in the right wing grifting sphere. Kyle Rittenhouse style.

49 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

here's a blast from the recent past that can really throw a grenade in everyone's plans

 

https://www.seatrade-maritime.com/ports-logistics/unions-walk-away-from-us-east-coast-ports-contract-negotiations

I was assured by MAGA folk the impending Trump Tariffs would fix everything and make the economy the biggest and bestest its ever been and eggs would be $1 cheaper and there would be no more brown people, how's that gonna happen if all the ports are shut down...

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9 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

So how far past the point of Idiocracy have we made it now?

We've gone plaid.

10 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

I was assured by MAGA folk the impending Trump Tariffs would fix everything and make the economy the biggest and bestest its ever been and eggs would be $1 cheaper and there would be no more brown people, how's that gonna happen if all the ports are shut down...

Well I’ve been assured repeatedly over the last week there will be no imports due to tariffs.  So 8d chess?

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Misinformation/disinformation…works

 

I won't question why you continue to patronize that disinformation hellscape and financially support the cocksucker who owns it, but I do ask that you copy/paste graphics and texts that aren't fully visible when you post them here so that the rest of us don't have to give it clicks to see what you're posting.

A surly poster on some thread mentioned the Century Trilogy, by Ken Follett, so I read them. Certainly, the past still echoes today. What struck me most is the importance communist Russia placed on education. 
 

The intentional dumbing down of public education in the USA is infuriating. 

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Well I’ve been assured repeatedly over the last week there will be no imports due to tariffs.  So 8d chess?

More like 8D cheese

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