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3 hours ago, Bookman said:

God he's just such a fucking moron. 

 

Counterpoint:  he may be, but he's brilliant in figuring out what 1/3-1/2 of this country wanted, and doing exactly what they wanted to see and hear.  

All politicians are malleable, but he's set a new standard that may never be matched.

 

 

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I’d bet good odds none of it was Trump’s idea but his inner sycophants whispering in his ear. He’s a moron. 

11 hours ago, pacman said:

During the start of Trump's first Presidency, the top 20 Americans owned $776 billion.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/chasewithorn/2016/10/04/forbes-400-the-full-list-of-the-richest-people-in-america-2016/

 

Now, in 8 short years they have tripled their wealth. Prior to 2016, it had taken the top 20 decades to triple their income.

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not what I wanted to read while working on a sunday

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#truth 

 

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

#truth 

 

I mean I get that the magatekbros are targeting whites because it's assumed that non-azn browns can't do shit. 

But the white in that post hit me funny. 

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Counterpoint:  he may be, but he's brilliant in figuring out what 1/3-1/2 of this country wanted, and doing exactly what they wanted to see and hear.  

All politicians are malleable, but he's set a new standard that may never be matched.

 

 

Yes it's easy to lie to people when you're an immoral piece of shit. 

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29 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I mean I get that the magatekbros are targeting whites because it's assumed that non-azn browns can't do shit. 

But the white in that post hit me funny. 

 

when will white people catch a break !!!!

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This seems fitting:

 

https://thebuckeyeflame.com/2024/12/19/parents-bill-of-rights-clears-ohio-legislature/

 

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After midnight on the last day of Ohio’s two-year legislative session, the Ohio House voted to approve HB 8, the Parents’ Bill of Rights. 

HB 8 will force teachers and school staff to out LGBTQ+ youth to their parents and will limit the mention of LGBTQ+ identity in school curricula. 

“We’re again saving the very worst piece of legislation for the middle of the night where everyone has tuned out,” said House Minority Leader Allison Russo (D-Upper Arlington). 

 

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The bill requires that teachers and school staff – including school social workers, counselors and psychologists – notify a student’s parent of “any change in the student’s services, including counseling services, or monitoring related to the student’s mental, emotional or physical health or well-being.” 

The legislation specifically calls out trans identity as necessitating parental notification, and previous testimony has affirmed that disclosures of sexual orientation would also trigger parental contact. 

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Ytho GIF

 

They're not very bright. 

20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Ytho GIF

 

Uh, because it's important?  Literally the most important thing you could think of.  More important that replacing liberal batteries with MAGA batteries.  

Also, it helps to ward off depression cause by daylight savings.

 

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8 hours ago, Pancho said:

Ytho GIF

 

Because of FREEDOM!

Make candles great again!

22 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Leaded gas is next I assume.

Followed by TV commercials w/ doctors talking about their favorite cigarette brands.  "4 out of 5 doctors recommend Lucky Strike; The Healthy Nicotine Option."

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

Make candles great again!

Well the patriots did not use LED's to warn about the British attack towards Lexington and Concord.

 

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump Bulbs !

 

You damned well know that within a month, he will be in the Oval, doing that cheesy fucking smile while holding up Trump branded bulbs for sale.   And they will be double the price of LED bulbs, using technology invented in America!  And they will sell.

Shit, why didn't I think of this.  Freedom bulbs.  The grift opportunities abound!  

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Well the patriots did not use LED's to warn about the British attack towards Lexington and Concord.

 

 

jesus didn't use led bulbs for a reason !!!!

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the dumbest fucking people alive. i'm fucking serious, if you voted for trump please go eat a bullet before new years. it'll improve the gene pool .....

 

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On 12/24/2024 at 10:33 AM, TwiceHorn said:

Fucking drug cartel bosses get assasinated pretty routinely, or arrested or otherwise taken off the board.

Doesn't change a gotdamn thing.  

Demand side is the answer.

so, you're calling for the assassination of Don Jr? 

On 12/28/2024 at 8:12 PM, Ted Lange said:

 

wait...the WHITE guy was the one driving the cab?  I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest fucking people alive. i'm fucking serious, if you voted for trump please go eat a bullet before new years. it'll improve the gene pool .....

 

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I believe that is quite old.  But still real.

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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Mentally handicapped adult eats crayons and screams into the internets 

26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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What injury? Does she mean the attack on her that a lot are calling bullshit?

 

 

8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

What injury? Does she mean the attack on her that a lot are calling bullshit?

 

 

https://www.bustle.com/rule-breakers/nancy-mace-covid-long-hauler-symptoms

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Mace, the first woman to graduate from the Citadel, used to exercise “profusely,” she says. Three times a week, she’d take her road bike on 30-minute rides in Charleston, S.C., clocking speeds up to 20 miles per hour. But last June, she was diagnosed with COVID-19, and save for a couple of difficult bike trips last summer, she hasn’t been cycling since.

Mace is a COVID-19 “long-hauler.” She’s among an estimated 10% of COVID-19 patients who battle symptoms for months or longer. “There was some depression there,” says Mace, 43, who flipped South Carolina’s historically conservative 1st District back to Republican control in November. “I just wasn't myself, [and] I said to myself, ‘My God, if I have to go through this for the rest of my life, I don't know what I would do.’ I don't wish it upon anybody.”

30 minutes, 3x a week.  What a badass.

Lying cooze.

Mace is so great.  Who else would tell the crowd at a "prayer breakfast" that she didn't give her boyfriend any pussy that morning because she was running late to the prayer breakfast.
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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

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Did a vaccine make her look like a truck stop methhead?

 

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so maga likes the immigrants now ?

 

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

so maga likes the immigrants now ?

 

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Well yeah, the good ones can stay.  You see, the ones they are against are THOSE kind. You know, THOSE.  Not the good ones. 
 

I’m sure there will be a very good system to sort it all out. Maybe a train system. 

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

so maga likes the immigrants now ?

 

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These guys had zero aspirations in messing with their cheap labor.  Like the caravans immigration has magically been fixed now that a democrat isn’t in office.  The moron GOP will cheer along.  Absolute morons. 

You ain't gonna get white people to do the nasty jobs that immigrants do for the pay they get. You want me to pick this entire field of cabbage then go clean the slaughter house for contract labor pay? Good luck with that. 

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7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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the dumbest people alive 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

the dumbest people alive 

 

No, most of us here are.   Because (as far as I know) no one that posts here came up with this idea.  Or were willing enough to set aside ethics and morals and whatnot and actually do it.

 

 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

No, most of us here are.   Because (as far as I know) no one that posts here came up with this idea.  Or were willing enough to set aside ethics and morals and whatnot and actually do it.

 

 

 

 

 

we all missed the grifting opportunity of our lives 

14 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

I was talking about her shaking hands and getting injured according to some reports.

And she caught Covid. That ain't the vaccine. WTF is this crazy woman talking about?

I know.  But the point is, she is now alleging a vaccine injury, when, at the time, she was calling herself a long-Covid victim. while also admitting that she wasn't vaccinated prior to getting it, although on the rational ground that, at the time, she didn't want to exercise legislator priority, letting the old and sick get it first.

She is, quietly, one of the most performative magats out there.

On 12/30/2024 at 8:57 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Followed by TV commercials w/ doctors talking about their favorite cigarette brands.  "4 out of 5 doctors recommend Lucky Strike; The Healthy Nicotine Option."

I knew they'd make America Great Again. I had no idea they planned to make it James Bond Freakin Awesome.

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

so maga likes the immigrants now ?

 

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That describes about 95 percent of the people they've been railing about deporting that do the bad jobs at wages Americans won't agree with. 

I think "this is NOT what we voted for" is quickly becoming the new slogan. No more maga. Now TINWWVF

Dude.   They will never complain about Trump and MAGA.  Trump could personally come into their house, shoot their dog and rape their daughter, and they'd blame the "goddamned communist Demoncrats!"

Oh, they’ll bitch….and then vote for him again.

See: my FIL. And Aunt. And Uncle. Fuck.

trump's fluffer on cnn is a horrible person and i hope he stubs his toe and steps on legos then misses the toilet and pisses on his PJs every night for the rest of his life.

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7 hours ago, tigol said:


Oh, they’ll bitch….and then vote for him again.

See: my FIL. And Aunt. And Uncle. Fuck.

They won't have to; he's in for life, but he's probably going to die in office because he's a fat moron.

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