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The admin has completely paused issuances of new student visas while they roll out what is being billed as enhanced social media vetting.  Per the reporting, even after the new system is rolled out, embassies will be encouraged to “consider” the impact of the new workload before opening new visa slots.  Between the lines: don’t try to issue too many. 
 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna209305

Also today.  This is poorly written. Is this inclusive of all Chinese students? Just the ones with CCP connections and critical fields?  The latter is long overdue but this rollout is going to be needlessly stupid and mean. 

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19 hours ago, C-Man said:


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I just saw a clip of her on The Weeknight.  I didn't realize she spoke MAGA style at the RNC convention.  Holy shit she's bad news.

Spoiler

But still cute

 

Trump Always Chickens Out 

Trump Accepts Cock Often 

Trump's Ass Covers Oklahoma 

 

3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The admin has completely paused issuances of new student visas while they roll out what is being billed as enhanced social media vetting.  Per the reporting, even after the new system is rolled out, embassies will be encouraged to “consider” the impact of the new workload before opening new visa slots.  Between the lines: don’t try to issue too many. 
 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna209305

Also today.  This is poorly written. Is this inclusive of all Chinese students? Just the ones with CCP connections and critical fields?  The latter is long overdue but this rollout is going to be needlessly stupid and mean. 

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I think it's poorly written because it stopped after "students," and then someone realized that was probably unconstitutional.

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think it's poorly written because it stopped after "students," and then someone realized that was probably unconstitutional.

I am a bit doubtful on that front.  The “Muslim Ban” (which was really nationality targeted) was far more broadly prohibitive of travel so I don’t see a challenge to the President deciding that PRC citizens can’t be issued or maintain student visas. SCOTUS ruled that a nationality visa ban was within POTUS’ authority under INA. The poor writing is more likely just deliberate wriggle room and to encourage self-removal in advance. 

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The admin has completely paused issuances of new student visas while they roll out what is being billed as enhanced social media vetting.  Per the reporting, even after the new system is rolled out, embassies will be encouraged to “consider” the impact of the new workload before opening new visa slots.  Between the lines: don’t try to issue too many. 
 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna209305

Also today.  This is poorly written. Is this inclusive of all Chinese students? Just the ones with CCP connections and critical fields?  The latter is long overdue but this rollout is going to be needlessly stupid and mean. 

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abbott is taking notes here. this is how change a 'woke' university. 

On 2/13/2025 at 5:12 PM, Jive Turkey said:

Good lord. Emil Bove looks like a Bond villain, with the name to match.  (oh, and homeboy is only 42 years old. he looks 10-15 years older)

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well color me surprised. Trump rewarded Bove for being a spineless yes man with a nomination to the Third Circuit Court of Appeals. i expect to see more government cases filed within the Third Circuit so they can be rubberstamped on appeal.

 

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Feels like it's about time to order some Torchy's tonight.

 

Feels like it’s time for torchys to have a trump named taco of the month. Chicken, of course.  Maybe an Asian inspired orange chicken taco. 

so the dotard was sucking Qatari cock and asked for a plane while slobbering?

Art of the deal!

Time for this badass to come out of retirement and follow the dotard every where he goes.

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3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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The worst part of his letting criminals go free is they will no longer have to abide by agreements that compelled them to pay back the millions they stole from victims. They’re getting off scot free.

7 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Physically, trump is one of the all-time great pussies on earth.  The dude is soft as Charmin. 

We should grass roots a Mount Pussmore:  Trump, Musk, Vance and Mike Johnson

Federal International Trade Court has nullified all of numbnuts tariffs effective immediately. Stocks go zoom.

2 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Still one of my favorite tv bits. Are people starting to do this if Trump is in visual range?

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i've often dreamed that some decent golfer would challenge 15 time club champion Donald Trump to a match play competition for $1 million bucks.  challenge him in front of tv cameras.  and when Trump said no (since he doesn't want to be exposed as a cheating fraud), then the golfer who made the challenge started doing the Arrested Development chicken dances.

i'm a simple man.

20 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Federal International Trade Court has nullified all of numbnuts tariffs effective immediately. Stocks go zoom.

How can that be a thing?  Countries can tariff whatever they want. And they will suffer the consequences.

41 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

How can that be a thing?  Countries can tariff whatever they want. And they will suffer the consequences.

They’ll never be the same!

 

also, it’s the federal court of international trade, not an international court of trade. 

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The worst part of his letting criminals go free is they will no longer have to abide by agreements that compelled them to pay back the millions they stole from victims. They’re getting off scot free.

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And counting…
8 minutes ago, TexPx said:


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And counting…

The restitution part is the really offensive part.  And measures what kind of crooks they are.

9 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

i've often dreamed that some decent golfer would challenge 15 time club champion Donald Trump to a match play competition for $1 million bucks.  challenge him in front of tv cameras.  and when Trump said no (since he doesn't want to be exposed as a cheating fraud), then the golfer who made the challenge started doing the Arrested Development chicken dances.

i'm a simple man.

Username almost checks out.

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I'd bet my bottom dollar that's from AI hallucinations, since they're all too lazy to actually lie themselves 

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11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Turnip now giving Harvard “30 days” to comply 

Harvard's reply should be.....

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed

Their reply should be on day 29 to file a lawsuit against the government and publicize the hell out of it.

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21 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Turnip now giving Harvard “30 days” to comply 

Harvard leadership should gather in front of cameras and munch on some tacos, then tell Trump "We're good."  then keep eating them tacos.

49 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Turnip now giving Harvard “30 days” to comply 

I haven't been following this "scandal" closely - what are they compelled to comply with?

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Harvard leadership should gather in front of cameras and munch on some tacos, then tell Trump "We're good."  then keep eating them tacos.

They should set up a Harvard branded taco truck outside the White House.

It's all fun and games until Trump announces a Taco Ban. The public has sat back while Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Religion, Due process, and privacy rights have been assaulted. We shall finally see an uprising if tacos are taken away.  

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

The fact that millions of Americans DON'T find this shit embarrassing is such a horrific indictment of this country.

hell i can't even tell if it's real or not. probably.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

These are not serious people

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Look at this fucking drivel.

https://steube.house.gov/press-releases/rep-steube-introduces-make-autorail-great-again-act-to-rebrand-dc-metrorail-as-wmaga-and-trump-train/

“WMATA has received billions in federal assistance over the years and continues to face operational, safety, and fiscal challenges,” said Rep. Steube. “In the spirit of DOGE, this bill demands accountability by conditioning federal funding on reforms that signal a cultural shift away from bureaucratic stagnation toward public-facing excellence and patriotism.”

Rebranding WMATA as WMAGA and the rail system as the Trump Train represents more than a name change; it is a mandate for performance and transformation. “Like any struggling institution, WMATA needs a fresh identity that aligns with efficiency, service quality, and renewed public trust. These new names serve as a bold rallying point for much-needed reform,” Steube added.

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14 hours ago, Satchel said:

The worst part of his letting criminals go free is they will no longer have to abide by agreements that compelled them to pay back the millions they stole from victims. They’re getting off scot free.

Maybe one of the victims will exercise their 2nd amendment rights.

What’s up with the taco meme being tied to the dotardino?

Whats going on here? I thought the trademark for "Trump Train" was already held by Senator Ladybug's asshole?

23 minutes ago, texas08 said:

What’s up with the taco meme being tied to the dotardino?

Trump

Always

Chickens

Out

bc he's a weak ass moron who is easily punked.

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