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Would not wish that on any bathroom, unless he goes full Elvis in one. 

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1 hour ago, royiv said:

You find her attractive? She’s got that super fake plastic skin and features MAGA look. It’s hideous to me.

 

45 minutes ago, Woland said:

Pick a bathroom and put a gold plate on the door that declares it the "Trump Dump."

Nope...   A plaque on the dining room table that reads "Taco Table"

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

 

Watch as Trump settles this bullshit to funnel government money into this militia group to turn them into his own SS

Pig figured out the game right away.

An easy and unstoppable loophole for the Regime to funnel unlimited taxpayer dollars into the pockets of the people/organizations it favors.

Name a person or group...any person or group.  The "Organization of Evil Fuckheads."  They file suit, seeking $100 billion.  Behind the scenes, the Regime gets them to agree that they will use the money to buy weapons and kill anyone who opposes Trump.  Getting that agreement, the Regime has its fully-owned, zero-independence DOJ show up in court and say "yeah, the government back when Biden was president did the Organization of Evil Fuckheads wrong when it prosecuted them for committing all of these crimes that they absolutely 100% committed.  The government accepts liability, and hereby enters into an agreed judgment awarding the OEF $100 billion."

Done.  It's that easy.

Our system has a fatal flaw: it did not anticipate -- and truly, could not anticipate and could never fully guard against -- a purely malevolent, bad-faith actor becoming POTUS.  It has weaknesses you can drive a truck through.  And Trump just turned everything over to a buncha truck drivers.

1 hour ago, Woland said:

Pick a bathroom and put a gold plate on the door that declares it the "Trump Dump."

Could leave a few stacks of classified docs such as the Epstein files in there for reading materials.

29 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Crypto, the CCP, and Trump. 
 

a gumbo of shit. 
 

 

Duh.  There is not a single element of the presidency, or the Republic, that is not for sale.  To anyone.  Even our worst enemies.  Doesn't matter.  If you can pay, you can have whatever you want.

32 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Crypto, the CCP, and Trump. 
 

a gumbo of shit. 
 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Duh.  There is not a single element of the presidency, or the Republic, that is not for sale.  To anyone.  Even our worst enemies.  Doesn't matter.  If you can pay, you can have whatever you want.

This.  The memecoin is the most corrupt thing any president has done in US history and 99% of America doesn't even realize it's occurring.  It's fucking insane.

Meanwhile…

 

Five members of the Proud Boys pardoned by President Donald Trump for orchestrating the Capitol insurrection have turned around and sued the federal government, forcing Trump’s administration into an awkward position.

The lawsuit from members of the neofascist group — all of whom were convicted and given lengthy sentences for the key roles they played in the riot on Jan. 6, 2021 — claims they were the victims of “egregious and systemic abuse of the legal system and the United States Constitution to punish and oppress political allies of President Trump.”

The complaint, which seeks $100 million in restitution, compares their punishment to “placing one’s enemies’ heads on a spike outside the town wall as a warning to any who would think to challenge the status quo

4 hours ago, tx ind said:

Could leave a few stacks of classified docs such as the Epstein files in there for wiling materials.

Along with the Constitution. 

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Meanwhile…
 

Five members of the Proud Boys pardoned by President Donald Trump for orchestrating the Capitol insurrection have turned around and sued the federal government, forcing Trump’s administration into an awkward position.

The lawsuit from members of the neofascist group — all of whom were convicted and given lengthy sentences for the key roles they played in the riot on Jan. 6, 2021 — claims they were the victims of “egregious and systemic abuse of the legal system and the United States Constitution to punish and oppress political allies of President Trump.”

The complaint, which seeks $100 million in restitution, compares their punishment to “placing one’s enemies’ heads on a spike outside the town wall as a warning to any who would think to challenge the status quo


The lesson here is that next time, we need to actually put fascist heads on actual pikes.

The lesson here is that next time, we need to actually put fascist heads on actual pikes.

Nah. Just give them $20 million each
16 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm serious about him wanting his name on the building. He lives for that.

 

Of course he does.

It'll be renamed the Trump White Power House by 2027.

 

The dude that represented the sandy hook families should organize a class action suite against these fucks on behalf of everyone injured in the attack. $100M each sounds about right 

29 minutes ago, troph said:

SIAP

scott Galloway evicerating  Trump and musk all over… 

 

 

 

Galloway is an intellectual beast.  

35 minutes ago, troph said:

SIAP

scott Galloway evicerating  Trump and musk all over… 

 

 

Good stuff, but I really wish commentators would stop bringing up the Nazi salute, let alone opening with it, when criticizing Musk. 

You immediately lose the people you're trying to convince with the salute stuff. Yeah, he probably did it on purpose, but that's a culture war moment that is triggering for some.  Stick to the mountain of Elon bullshit that is 100% tangible. 

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19 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Good stuff, but I really wish commentators would stop bringing up the Nazi salute, let alone opening with it, when criticizing Musk. 

You immediately lose the people you're trying to convince with the salute stuff. Yeah, he probably did it on purpose, but that's a culture war moment that is triggering for some.  Stick to the mountain of Elon bullshit that is 100% tangible. 

That's not 100% tangible? 

1 hour ago, troph said:

SIAP

scott Galloway evicerating  Trump and musk all over… 

 

 

Not sure why they had to bleep Nazi in that second one, but right on.

17 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

 

Watch as Trump settles this bullshit to funnel government money into this militia group to turn them into his own SS

That suit should be DOA.  They were convicted.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

That's not 100% tangible? 

Many don't believe he gave a Nazi salute. Even if he did, it was just to troll, and everyone took the bait. Musk has done more meaningful damage to Americans than culture war bullshit.

There's a discipline needed to beat these fuckers and convince the convincible, and we don't have it. 

 

It’s going to be classic when there is a bailout of the Trump coin after it totally collapses. But the terms will be “eligible if investment was over 1 million dollars”.

Privatize gains and socialize losses has been the republican playbook for decades.

4 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Many don't believe he gave a Nazi salute. Even if he did, it was just to troll, and everyone took the bait. Musk has done more meaningful damage to Americans than culture war bullshit.

There's a discipline needed to beat these fuckers and convince the convincible, and we don't have it. 

 

I want to agree with you and at the same time throttle you.  Not your fault. 

I was on vacation with the in laws right after that occurred and I brought it up to FIL.  IMMEDIATELY, he says it was "taken out of context".  And he's not even as big of a magat as the MIL.  But they are hard wired to reflexively claim FAKE NEWS! about anything that threatens their "team".  

There's also a subsection of people who aren't paying attention and when you bring up the most horrifying, ridiculous shit that ACTUALLY OCCURS, they are quick to hand wave it away because they just don't want to believe it could be that bad.

All that said, the idea that we can't use the truth and facts to educate people breaks my brain.  You're probably right.  I don't have it.  Because fuck these people.  I would rather go down with honor than capitulate to the dumbest among us.

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A Nazi salute cannot be excused for any reason, especially when done by a guy from a country with a history of apartheid.  It should be shown again before any other clip of Musk talking for the rest of his life.

28 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That suit should be DOA.  They were convicted.

Unless the gov’t wants to pay them. 

21 hours ago, Red Five said:

In fact, let's play this out. Let's say the dems do investigate. And let's say that we all learn with 100% confidence that Trump made many trips to the island, and had sex numerous times with underage girls. Do you know what would happen next? Everyone in his orbit would shift to a pro-pedo stance. Then you'd see arguments on cable tv over whether we should all be pro or anti pedo. Assholes like Scott Jennings on CNN would suddenly be openly talking about how ridiculous our age of consent laws are, etc. 

I fear this is likely correct. Hard to believe some of y’all still haven’t figured out that there are no red lines for this cult.

Trump’s supporters have been following him out to sea for a decade now, excusing every transgression and whip-sawing on their own cherished principles over and over again in the process. They’re hopelessly far from solid ground now. The only fixed point in their ocean of moral chaos is Trump. For them, good and evil are defined at every moment only by his whim. Because there is literally nothing left to grab hold of.

The Bible? Pshaw. They’ve rewritten that shit in their heads 10 times over at this point.

The Constitution? Don’t get me started on MAGA’s devotion to the contextual opportunist approach to interpreting that once-sacred document.

Cherished 20th Century American values? Nope. These fuckers learned history through an incoherent patchwork of utopian tall tales fed to them by conmen. 

Trump is their only moral compass. 

14 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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I missed this. I went to youtube to look it up, and there it is.

https://youtu.be/noJgJb-prDU

I reach for new words and old ones. I started with boorish, but the definition included "rough." Trump is an uncalloused creampuff, so that won't quite do.

I may have stumbled upon the most apt word choice of my life. He's a clod.

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It really stands out when he is in the presence of national leaders from just about anywhere else. It seems like a ventriloquist act where the foreign leader is the straight man to a dunce puppet.

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Unless the gov’t wants to pay them. 

That should be one where the judge refuses to approve a settlement and dismisses it sua sponte.

Also, venue is totally wrong yet they didn't file in Cannon's court.

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Trump is their only moral compass. 

... who himself has no moral compass. The republican party everyone!

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

That should be one where the judge refuses to approve a settlement and dismisses it sua sponte.

Also, venue is totally wrong yet they didn't file in Cannon's court.

Not sure why the judge would have any say so to approve of a civil settlement if no minors or class action is involved. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Is that Vincent D'Onofrio?

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

Not sure why the judge would have any say so to approve of a civil settlement if no minors or class action is involved. 

Guess it depends on the form of the settlement.  If they want a nice consent judgment where the government admits to all kinds of fictitious wrongdoing, the court doesn't have to sign off on that.

If they're content with giving them a bunch of money on a dismissal, it still requires leave of court, if the government answers.

Also note that the FBI agent is sued in her individual capacity, which may affect things.  That is, the gubmint doesn't represent the totality of the defendants.  She's gonna need some backbone or good pro Bono representation, though.

That suit should be DOA.  They were convicted.

Unless the gov’t wants to pay them. 

Yeah, DDD knows what’s up. It’s not a lawsuit. It’s a vehicle for transferring $100 million government dollars into the pocket of a private militia loyal to Trump. It’s a scam. Like this entire Regime.
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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YOU ATTACKED THE CAPITOL ON JANUARY SIXTH!

TRAITORRRR!!!

TRAITOOOOOORRRRR!!!!

22 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Nah, one can get away with a whole lot in the USA, but pedophilia and mistreating dogs are the two no-gos.  

The current president and everyone else involved with epstein got away with pedophilia.

So, it's dogs (with an asterisk) and what else?

I need to do so getting away with and am inquiring with intent to follow the rules as best as possible. 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Many don't believe he gave a Nazi salute. Even if he did, it was just to troll, and everyone took the bait. Musk has done more meaningful damage to Americans than culture war bullshit.

There's a discipline needed to beat these fuckers and convince the convincible, and we don't have it. 

 

Oh shut the fuck up man.

32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 


Yeah, DDD knows what’s up. It’s not a lawsuit. It’s a vehicle for transferring $100 million government dollars into the pocket of a private militia loyal to Trump. It’s a scam. Like this entire Regime.

 

I'm just speculating on ways a judge can put the kibosh on it.

At one point, plaintiff and defense lawyers who had either filed or been removed to John McBryde's court were agreeing to dismiss, re-file in state court in Johnson County, and defendants agreed not to remove.  McBryde got wind of this and started refusing to dismiss injury cases without reviewing any agreement between the parties.

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

The current president and everyone else involved with epstein got away with pedophilia.

So, it's dogs (with an asterisk) and what else?

I need to do so getting away with and am inquiring with intent to follow the rules as best as possible. 

I think people are misunderstanding me.  You can get away with ANY crime if you are never caught.  You can get away with a lot of crimes even when you are caught if you have the right mix of wealth and power at your disposal.  Being a pedo isn't one of those crimes, mistreating dogs isn't one of those crimes.

As of this moment Dotard is not caught, and I doubt he is, but if he was and the evidence was there...no he would not get away with it.

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Trump could be filmed banging a kid on top of a pile of murdered dogs and his core base wouldn't give a shit

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I think people are misunderstanding me.  You can get away with ANY crime if you are never caught.  You can get away with a lot of crimes even when you are caught if you have the right mix of wealth and power at your disposal.  Being a pedo isn't one of those crimes, mistreating dogs isn't one of those crimes.

Catholic priests, the entire Epstein thing, and PSU disagree... 

And the only person I know to get in trouble for mistreating dogs is Vick. 

People may faux complain about these things, but ain't shit happening...

21 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I think people are misunderstanding me.  You can get away with ANY crime if you are never caught.  You can get away with a lot of crimes even when you are caught if you have the right mix of wealth and power at your disposal.  Being a pedo isn't one of those crimes, mistreating dogs isn't one of those crimes.

As of this moment Dotard is not caught, and I doubt he is, but if he was and the evidence was there...no he would not get away with it.

Just admit that you had an icy cold take and move on. It would be a lot less embarrassing than tripling down.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

That suit should be DOA.  They were convicted.

Same with the Ashli Babbitt wrongful death lawsuit and we know how that turned out. It’s a bad faith sue and settle scheme

39 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Trump could be filmed banging a kid on top of a pile of murdered dogs and his core base wouldn't give a shit

I don’t think a single GOP Congressperson would vote any differently 

11 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Same with the Ashli Babbitt wrongful death lawsuit and we know how that turned out. It’s a bad faith sue and settle scheme

Well, the Babbitt suit had a few more factual issues, but still a winner for the government.

I don't think you can make these kinds of claims, as a matter of law, after a conviction that is undisturbed on appeal.

36 minutes ago, royiv said:

Just admit that you had an icy cold take and move on. It would be a lot less embarrassing than tripling down.

Whether people agree with me and what people think of me on this site is of major importance to my day-to-day life.  Guess I need to go curl up in a fetal position and cry.  🙄

Well, the Babbitt suit had a few more factual issues, but still a winner for the government.
I don't think you can make these kinds of claims, as a matter of law, after a conviction that is undisturbed on appeal.

Ashli Babbitt was “convicted.”

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