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Very low energy is the only way to describe it.

this speech is so goddamn stupid and pointless. just inane rambling about how badass our army is, name dropping a bunch of battles that no member of the Trump family ever got anywhere near, tacitly taking credit for it all, all while praising a god he doesn’t even believe in. just pointless bluster for his fragile ego. clown show. all living former presidents must be so embarrassed.

edit: and now the 12 people in attendance are singing happy birthday to donald trump. 

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32 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If the pope owned a disco, who’d start the dancing?

Disco Jesus?

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I mean the Old Guard has been at every presidential event since before most of us were born.  Every inauguration, state arrival, etc. Those guys in blue are all active duty infantry soldiers.
 

Whatever your thoughts about Trump are — hopefully mostly bad — calling active duty soldiers cosplay is pretty ignorant and shitty.

and now we’ve got lee greenwood in blackface. 

This is sort of like the Kenny Powers 4th of July Party where he's the only one at the NOS station.

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I have been laughing at the squeaking and the quietness of the crowd for 10 straight minutes. it’s like a fucking cartoon

I can see some low level general orchestrating the squeaking as a passive-aggressive troll.  “The squeaking will need to be heard from miles around to ensure this farce is never attempted again.”

14 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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This picture makes me very happy.  It was hard to tell on TV that nobody was there.  

They probably would have played Born in the USA, had our president not recently... sigh... gone after Bruce Springsteen online. 

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My sis sent me this press photo from St. Louis.  Pretty damn cool.

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1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Hegseth not making eye contact, lol.

 

Maybe he will be the fall guy for this farce.  You can give up all sorts of state secrets and be fine, but fuck with dotard’s publicity and you’re a goner.

50 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Somebody who knows more about the interwebs than I do (which is all of you) . . . is this verifiable?  Not the flag part, that's pretty easy to determine (see Russian flag below), but is this a real tweetxtruthwhatever?

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the orange dumbass will be on a tear this week

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"Fortunate Son" is a wow choice even for this group of idiots.

I would be willing to bet that some Millennial googled "songs with red, white, and blue in the lyrics" and no actual adults bothered to check the song list.

God damn, what a clown show.

Just now, TexArcher said:

"Fortunate Son" is a wow choice even for this group of idiots.

I would be willing to bet that some Millennial googled "songs with red, white, and blue in the lyrics" and no actual adults bothered to check the song list.

God damn, what a clown show.

It's not the first time they've used it.  They used it extensively during the 2020 campaign.  Fogerty was on record as being amused & confused about their seeming ignorance about the point of the song, which was exactly Trump's experience -- family wealth leveraged to evade the war.

Opening verse:

[Verse 1]
Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
 

Second chorus

[Chorus]
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no

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My wife, who is hardly a political firebrand, went to the No Kings rally in Austin today.  Some lady gave her this sign, and I'm very proud of her for carrying it throughout:

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

It would not bother me one bit if the rest of the world -- all of it -- instituted a travel ban against United States citizens.

That would get the attention of business. Holy shit.

21 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

My sis sent me this press photo from St. Louis.  Pretty damn cool.

May be an image of the Gateway Arch, crowd and text

That’s 60 stories to you and me.

Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

That’s 60 stories to you and me.

Fun fact:  the Arch is 630 feet tall and 630 feet wide.  Doesn't look it.

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6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Fun fact:  the Arch is 630 feet tall and 630 feet wide.  Doesn't look it.

And a rocket for an arm. 

 

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I’ve been in Japan on vacation for a week and avoided anything having to do with our orange, wannabe dictator, piece of shit but I have 4 hours on the train back to Tokyo right now and looking at all these pics and seeing his pathetic party is absolutely amazing. 

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I’m starting to think this parade was worth every penny. 

1 hour ago, Mole said:

I mean the Old Guard has been at every presidential event since before most of us were born.  Every inauguration, state arrival, etc. Those guys in blue are all active duty infantry soldiers.
 

Whatever your thoughts about Trump are — hopefully mostly bad — calling active duty soldiers cosplay is pretty ignorant and shitty.

The active duty marines picked their king over the country this week.  Yeah, it is cosplay.  Dress-up, or whatever else we want to call it.  

9 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Can't make this shit up. 

 

This is a great idea really.  Maybe we can get all of our military equipment painted and stickered like NASCAR.  Uniforms too.   Puffy Taco sponsored F35's in pink.

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3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Gotdamn so drunk she put in her Halloween teeth for the interview 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Fun fact:  the Arch is 630 feet tall and 630 feet wide.  Doesn't look it.

Welp, the perimeter-to-height ratio of the Giza monument is within 0.05% of 2π, which is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its radius.  But at least we really do know who built the St. Louis arch, and when.

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It was the largest crowd evar……

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the fucking toothless fucks posted the Russian flag?!?! 
 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

23 minutes ago, Nivek said:

The active duty marines picked their king over the country this week.  Yeah, it is cosplay.  Dress-up, or whatever else we want to call it.  

You’re welcome to your ignorant views — and they are no doubt built upon ignorance — but internet people pretending to love their country and their community and calling active duty soldiers “cosplayers” is the height of irony.
 

They signed their life over in service of something bigger; you’re playing the ignorant troll role on a college football website. Those specific “cosplayers” are the ones responsible for representing OUR country at Arlington when WWII, Korean War, etc. vets are interred. Today they marched in a dumbass parade; tomorrow they’ll be guiding a grieving family through a terrible day.

Trump is the most unamerican president even if you include Jefferson Davis. Stop being shitty and reclaim the pro-America side. It’s so easy to not be anti-soldier.
 

 

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