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also if he did stroke out Newsom is a gotdamn hero 🇺🇸 

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2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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jk.  I sometimes rock this shirt.

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What a POS.  And a pretty typical GQPist.

 

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Whoever is ghost-writing these sucks. That reads very close to how Trump talks. But it’s not at all his written style, which is very different. Dude would never use commas correctly to indicate the pauses in his cadence. And he would never type a phrase like “lo and behold” (much less spell “lo” correctly).

Something weird is going on. Even weirder than the usual bizarre state of affairs in this janky-ass administration.

Reading these fake Trump posts really makes you appreciate the degree to which he is an effective communicator. He is really fucking good at what he does even if he’s a dumb shit with evil intentions.

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11 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

What a POS.  And a pretty typical GQPist.

 

Jack in the box cancelling and boycotts incoming

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Of all people, they would know

 

Well yea, Putin probably put the polonium in the Diet Coke himself.  

2 hours ago, pacman said:


“Talent” lol

 

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Reading these fake Trump posts really makes you appreciate the degree to which he is an effective communicator. He is really fucking good at what he does even if he’s a dumb shit with evil intentions.

No he’s fucking not. And it’s annoying when people repeat this bullshit. He’s a 1 of 1 dumbass and smart people just shake their heads and can’t take him seriously, and dumb people think he sounds smart because he spouts nonsense they can’t understand so they assume it’s smart. He’s a fucking dumbass. And he’s surrounded by other dumbasses. 
 

edit to add: he uses middle school bully tactics to talk to people and we all know this county is +50% middle school level educated dumbasses who would act the same if given the platform. 

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13 minutes ago, Covri said:

edit to add: he uses middle school bully tactics to talk to people and we all know this county is +50% middle school level educated dumbasses who would act the same if given the platform. 

And it works. Which is my point 

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

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I like this. An economy of words, and yet an all encompassing message

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

And it works. Which is my point 

Antibiotics work on STDs.   Doesn't mean we want to contract one.  

Just now, Macanudo said:

Antibiotics work on STDs.   Doesn't mean we want to contract one.  

Jesus Christ acknowledging that something works is not a fucking endorsement of it

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Jesus Christ acknowledging that something works is not a fucking endorsement of it

Yep. He speaks moron, and does it well. Maddeningly well. 

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2 hours ago, mchookem said:

also if he did stroke out Newsom is a gotdamn hero 🇺🇸 

If Newsom's trolling causes the dotard to kick the bucket, just anoint him King today.

Newsom should walk up to the podium of the first post-dotard press conference all like:

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14 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Jesus Christ acknowledging that something works is not a fucking endorsement of it

I’m with you on this. Trump is an accidental genius at persuading morons. He uses concise, simple phrases and slogans that latch themselves into the brains of the idiot mob like some kind of brainworm. He does this mainly because he’s an idiot and short and concise is all he’s capable of. But it works. 

Dude is an evil Chauncey Gardiner. 

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He’s the Rube Whisperer.

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

And it works. Which is my point 

I shouldn't have added that part because it took away from my main point that so many people think he's a good communicator/orator like you suggested. Hs not and you should stop parroting that bullshit. 

If you showed anyone who knew nothing about our last 3 elections who won the presidential debates based on communication skills and knowledge none of them would pick Trump. The media has made everyone complacent with his antics to the point people are "gotta hand it to him" level of stupid thinking he's a good communicator.

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49 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Dude is an evil Chauncey Gardiner. 

Evil Chauncey Gardiner would be a great band name.

rep for reference

 

12 minutes ago, Covri said:

I shouldn't have added that part because it took away from my main point that so many people think he's a good communicator/orator like you suggested. Hs not and you should stop parroting that bullshit. 

I mean so many people think he’s a communicator because objectively he is a very good communicator. So was Hitler, so we’re Pol Pot and Idi Amin; we can go on if you want. He’s a piece of shit and a danger to democracy, but he’s a good communicator

9 minutes ago, Covri said:

If you showed anyone who knew nothing about our last 3 elections who won the presidential debates based on communication skills and knowledge none of them would pick Trump. The media has made everyone complacent with his antics to the point people are "gotta hand it to him" level of stupid thinking he's a good communicator.

lol

3 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said:

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Odds that they wheel out the animatronic Trump from Epcot?

That should be a doozy. Gotta change the narrative. 

The dotard hasn't had an official public appearance since last Tuesday's "Dear Leader" cabinet meeting (six days).  Dude got shot (allegedly) last year and was at the RNC two days later.

He didn't win.  He wasn't shot.  He's on the list.  He dead.

25 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I mean so many people think he’s a communicator because objectively he is a very good communicator. So was Hitler, so we’re Pol Pot and Idi Amin; we can go on if you want. He’s a piece of shit and a danger to democracy, but he’s a good communicator

effective communicator to his target audience of racist dumbasses.

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

effective communicator to his target audience of racist dumbasses.

Yeah. And unfortunately there are a shitload of them

34 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Evil Chauncey Gardiner would be a great band name.

rep for reference

 

I'm partial to Purple Cankles.

The dotard hasn't had an official public appearance since last Tuesday's "Dear Leader" cabinet meeting (six days).  Dude got shot (allegedly) last year and was at the RNC two days later.
He didn't win.  He wasn't shot.  He's on the list.  He dead.

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Yeah. And unfortunately there are a shitload of them

He will acknowledge the bruises on his hand and proclaim it stigmata. He is THE CHOSEN ONE!!

I’ve been told two stories today by people in DC. The first is that he fell and is embarrassed to be seen. The second is that he was diagnosed with something that has a timeline and he is freaked out. The both sound plausible. 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

If Newsom's trolling causes the dotard to kick the bucket, just anoint him King today.

I’d rather have our democratic republic back please

2 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

I’ve been told two stories today by people in DC. The first is that he fell and is embarrassed to be seen. The second is that he was diagnosed with something that has a timeline and he is freaked out. The both sound plausible. 

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4 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

I’ve been told two stories today by people in DC. The first is that he fell and is embarrassed to be seen. The second is that he was diagnosed with something that has a timeline and he is freaked out. The both sound plausible. 

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55 minutes ago, Covri said:

If you showed anyone who knew nothing about our last 3 elections who won the presidential debates based on communication skills and knowledge none of them would pick Trump.

You're coming at this from the perspective of someone who isn't gullible and who has an IQ well above average.  "Great communicator" merely demands the speaker get the idea across to the audience, and you are most certainly not the audience.

5 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

I’ve been told two stories today by people in DC. The first is that he fell and is embarrassed to be seen. The second is that he was diagnosed with something that has a timeline and he is freaked out. The both sound plausible. 

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I’ve been told two stories today by people in DC. The first is that he fell and is embarrassed to be seen. The second is that he was diagnosed with something that has a timeline and he is freaked out. The both sound plausible. 


I bet he fell. The pic of him today showed something weird across his brow. The enhanced AI photo made it look absurd but if you zoom in on the original, the area of his forehead between his two eyebrows looks swollen.

But I’m here for the terminal diagnosis.
Just now, C-Man said:


I bet he fell. The pic of him today showed something weird across his brow. The enhanced AI photo made it look absurd but if you zoom in on the original, it looks like the area of his forehead between his two eyebrows looks swollen. But I’m here for the terminal diagnosis.

What if say he fell BECAUSE of his negative prognosis. 
 

Let’s workshop this people. 

Best case is that he ends up like that old man with the bell on Breaking Bad. Vance tells him that every time he rings the bell, staff will bring him a diet coke, but then instructs the staff to bring him the Walmart brand diet coke.

Btw, they’re not announcing any sort of terminal diagnosis tomorrow at 2. That’s why I would lean towards a fall if I were a betting man.

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