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On 2/5/2025 at 8:55 PM, futureman said:

it wasn’t until my sister had kids that I became aware of diaper blowouts where an infant literally shits so hard it comes out of the top of the diaper and sprays their back.  just awful.

those of you with kids I know you’re aware of this phenomenon. 

 

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Wasn't sure where to post this and Holy Shit barely edged out lulz.. you ever get so drunk you fight yourself and lose your town to the Ottomans?

It’s actually more interesting than that.

During the ottoman rule the Austrian military exfiltrated all of their keen battle insight and vowed to set up a place where they could teach the world how to fuck shit up. They selected a small patch of land in Texas and years later convinced a young state to let them open a college. The Texum Bulldogs were born.
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21 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

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Wasn't sure where to post this and Holy Shit barely edged out lulz.. you ever get so drunk you fight yourself and lose your town to the Ottomans?

I’ve been slightly inebriated and bumped into myself, on/in a mirrored wall, at a nice restaurant (business meeting).  I told myself “excuse me, I’m sorry about that.”  My co-workers laughed for years about that incident.

Hook’em!!!

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19 hours ago, Chooky said:

He was welding while using a drum of fuel as a ladder? Man. 

Was at a chemical plant - I think Chocolate Bayou - installing realtime computer control systems, hanging around control room building. The infirmary was attached to that. We saw four guys come running around the side, carrying a stretcher. We ran to open the door for them, and they had a bloody mess on that thing, guy was deader than a stone. He was a welder, had a pack of smokes and one of those little Bic lighters in his shirt pocket, and a big spark hit it and set it off. Turns out those fuckers had a hellacious amount of energy packed up, and that thing blew his top left side completely off, shoulder, chest, arm and all. I remained a Zippo guy my whole smoking life.

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19 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Was at a chemical plant - I think Chocolate Bayou - installing realtime computer control systems, hanging around control room building. The infirmary was attached to that. We saw four guys come running around the side, carrying a stretcher. We ran to open the door for them, and they had a bloody mess on that thing, guy was deader than a stone. He was a welder, had a pack of smokes and one of those little Bic lighters in his shirt pocket, and a big spark hit it and set it off. Turns out those fuckers had a hellacious amount of energy packed up, and that thing blew his top left side completely off, shoulder, chest, arm and all. I remained a Zippo guy my whole smoking life.

Wtf? A bic lighter can become a grenade? Pretty wild. Seems like every welder I've ever known had a zippo. 

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1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Wtf? A bic lighter can become a grenade? Pretty wild. Seems like every welder I've ever known had a zippo. 

Saw a guy toss one in a big ol' camp fire once. It didn't explode, but it made a hell of a flash. I don't plan on experimenting with it... 

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