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On 2/5/2025 at 8:55 PM, futureman said:

it wasn’t until my sister had kids that I became aware of diaper blowouts where an infant literally shits so hard it comes out of the top of the diaper and sprays their back.  just awful.

those of you with kids I know you’re aware of this phenomenon. 

 

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Wasn't sure where to post this and Holy Shit barely edged out lulz.. you ever get so drunk you fight yourself and lose your town to the Ottomans?

It’s actually more interesting than that.

During the ottoman rule the Austrian military exfiltrated all of their keen battle insight and vowed to set up a place where they could teach the world how to fuck shit up. They selected a small patch of land in Texas and years later convinced a young state to let them open a college. The Texum Bulldogs were born.
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21 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

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Wasn't sure where to post this and Holy Shit barely edged out lulz.. you ever get so drunk you fight yourself and lose your town to the Ottomans?

I’ve been slightly inebriated and bumped into myself, on/in a mirrored wall, at a nice restaurant (business meeting).  I told myself “excuse me, I’m sorry about that.”  My co-workers laughed for years about that incident.

Hook’em!!!

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