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Sad. Although not a superstar, dude was consistent and seemed to be a true Longhorn. I’ll def miss him as a player. I just hope he doesn’t go to ou.

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3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Oh shit, Parker is gonna be found floating in Town Lake.

poor guy never had a chance

No fucking way Nicole is forgetting the cinder blocks. She drives around with a couple just in case.

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You have been sent on a deep cover Operation to Norman, Oklahoma

Mission: Go there become friends with QB1 getting in good with him become his roommate. Keep things simple, maintain status quo and once season kicks off begin to drop critical passes for Mateer, no need to send OU playbook once you have acquired it.

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9 minutes ago, Dignan said:

Sad. Although not a superstar, dude was consistent and seemed to be a true Longhorn. I’ll def miss him as a player. I just hope he doesn’t go to ou.

If he goes to OU he was never a true Longhorn.

11 minutes ago, Dignan said:

Sad. Although not a superstar, dude was consistent and seemed to be a true Longhorn. I’ll def miss him as a player. I just hope he doesn’t go to ou.

who fills the gritty white player that the white fan base can latch on to ?

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

who fills the gritty white player that the white fan base can latch on to ?

I think we're hosting a white LB from Wisconsin or something, so that's nice for us.

I think Arch is white, too

Just now, bad_teammate said:

I think we're hosting a white LB from Wisconsin or something, so that's nice for us.

I think Arch is white, too

arch isn't gritty and underdog

forgot the underdog part

18 minutes ago, runthebone said:

No fucking way Nicole is forgetting the cinder blocks. She drives around with a couple just in case.

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24 minutes ago, Deej said:

Oh shit, Parker is gonna be found floating in Town Lake.

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Awww shit... 🙄

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

who fills the gritty white player that the white fan base can latch on to ?

He is a Golden Gopher through and through but I still think Jett Walker will be the 2026 Brett Robin

16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If he goes to OU he was never a true Longhorn.

That, and he'll give away our defensive game plan against OU, which is to start John Mateer at QB.

8 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I think we're hosting a white LB from Wisconsin or something, so that's nice for us.

I think Arch is white, too

But Arch has a lot of natural athletic talent, most notably speed, which makes it hard to accept that he's really "white"

Big 12 representing well in the transfer portal.

Penn State picked up the Iowa State QB. (Matt Campbell is their coach, so duh)
Indiana picked up the TCU QB. They also picked up a K State edge rusher.
Texas Tech picked up the Cincinnati QB
LSU supposedly trying to sign Arizona State QB, so Texas may have to face him again next year
OSU had 59 players enter the portal. Yes, you read that right.

19 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

But Arch has a lot of natural athletic talent, most notably speed, which makes it hard to accept that he's really "white"

Yeah his top speed being akin to a top tier RB is noted. I just love that before that 60 yard run he’s yelling “I’m just going to stop fucking caring” or whatever the fuck he said and then peels off that TD.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Yeah his top speed being akin to a top tier RB is noted. I just love that before that 60 yard run he’s yelling “I’m just going to stop fucking caring” or whatever the fuck he said and then peels off that TD.

"I'm just gonna stop giving a fuck" was Arch's "let ya nuts hang" moment.

35 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

But Arch has a lot of natural athletic talent, most notably speed, which makes it hard to accept that he's really "white"

When a white guy is fast, the announcers always say “he’s deceptively fast.”

48 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

This thread has aids

The black monday thread is trying to keep up

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

No fucking way Nicole is forgetting the cinder blocks. She drives around with a couple just in case.

Poking holes in the lungs works pretty well.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

If he goes to OU he was never a true Longhorn.

He grew up in rural far north Texas, closer to Norman than Austin. I'd be willing to bet he doesn't hate the dirt burglars.

38 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

When a white guy is fast, the announcers always say “he’s deceptively fast.”

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So did this dickface sign with blow u, or not?

If so, fuck him.

If not, fuck him.

5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

So did this dickface sign with blow u, or not?

If so, fuck him.

If not, fuck him.

Not per On3, but they are leaning Indiana 100%

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Thievery is saying dickface to OU for $800k. Supposedly Indiana offered $800k, OU matched and dickface chose OU.

If this is indeed true, I with him nothing but the worst. Fuck him.

It's too bad we pushed him out refused to pay $800K.

Maybe going to OU was out of his control

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Maybe going to OU was out of his control

He's just a kid. A tiny child. The problems of one mustachioed wide receiver don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

who fills the gritty white player that the white fan base can latch on to ?

Punter Mac Chiumiento or Long Snapper Trey DuBuc

18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's too bad we pushed him out refused to pay $800K.

If he had offers for 800k, I have no idea why he wanted to play the victim to the media. Just simply take what Texas wouldn't pay and it's business as usual these days.

I haven’t seen Parker sign with Blow U yet. They did take a WR from VTech tho. I thought per On3 he will be also visiting Indiana. If our staff does its JOB we will see him in the playoffs. Indiana imo will be back in there especially with the haul they have raked in from the portal so far, and their eye for talent and ability to COACH.

A lot of hand wringing for a WR who didn’t want to be here. Bye Felicia

Parker seems entitled. Does he have siblings named Peyton and Preston?

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

who fills the gritty white player that the white fan base can latch on to ?

If Texas gets this guy in the portal and Gerry Hamilton said that Texas has him high on the board as a linebacker get, he will fit that role perfectly.

Played for Wisconsin. He has the size and length and can rush the passer, play against the run and cover the outside with his range.

Tough nosed physical linebacker that seems like a good fit for Texas in the SEC. Broke his arm in the first quarter of the Ohio State game, put a cast on it and finished the half. Then at halftime put a bigger cast on it and finished the game and played well.

He said he couldn't let the team down in that big of a game and had to stay in the game.

Christian Alliegro

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Christian Alliegro

  • Class:

    Junior

  • Position:

    LB

  • Hometown:

    Darien, Conn.

  • High School:

    Avon Old Farms

  • Height:

    6-4

  • Weight:

    247

  • Major:

    Personal Finance

Honors and Awards
2025:
Honorable mention All-Big Ten (Coaches and media), Dick Butkus Award preseason watch list

2025 Season: Played in 10 games, making 8 starts at linebacker ... finished with 53 tackles (34 solos), 8.0 TFLs and 4.0 sacks ... broke a bone in his arm during Ohio State game (Oct. 18) ... and returned to finish the game and make a pair of TFLs ... missed two games with the injury afterwards ... returned to action at Indiana (Nov. 15) ... made a season-high 11 tackles against Iowa (Oct. 11) ... made sacks in each of the season's final two games (vs. Illinois, at Minnesota) ... totaled nine tackles at Michigan (Oct. 4) 

2 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Hometown:

Darien, Conn.

Darien, Connecticut is a natural breeding ground of absolute ballers.

Parker... always dreamed of OU, right? Here were his top 5 from his days as a recruit:

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Just now, texasdago said:

Darien, Connecticut is a natural breeding ground of absolute ballers.

Parker... always dreamed of OU, right? Here were his top 5 from his days as a recruit:

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OU did not offer Parker out of high school, so I am not sure him leaving OU out mean much.

25 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

If Texas gets this guy in the portal and Gerry Hamilton said that Texas has him high on the board as a linebacker get, he will fit that role perfectly.

Played for Wisconsin. He has the size and length and can rush the passer, play against the run and cover the outside with his range.

Tough nosed physical linebacker that seems like a good fit for Texas in the SEC. Broke his arm in the first quarter of the Ohio State game, put a cast on it and finished the half. Then at halftime put a bigger cast on it and finished the game and played well.

He said he couldn't let the team down in that big of a game and had to stay in the game.

Christian Alliegro

Jersey Number0

Christian Alliegro

  • Class:

    Junior

  • Position:

    LB

  • Hometown:

    Darien, Conn.

  • High School:

    Avon Old Farms

  • Height:

    6-4

  • Weight:

    247

  • Major:

    Personal Finance

Honors and Awards
2025:
Honorable mention All-Big Ten (Coaches and media), Dick Butkus Award preseason watch list

2025 Season: Played in 10 games, making 8 starts at linebacker ... finished with 53 tackles (34 solos), 8.0 TFLs and 4.0 sacks ... broke a bone in his arm during Ohio State game (Oct. 18) ... and returned to finish the game and make a pair of TFLs ... missed two games with the injury afterwards ... returned to action at Indiana (Nov. 15) ... made a season-high 11 tackles against Iowa (Oct. 11) ... made sacks in each of the season's final two games (vs. Illinois, at Minnesota) ... totaled nine tackles at Michigan (Oct. 4) 

that's not a 'white' last name

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

that's not a 'white' last name

Some said the same about Indiana's QB Fernando Mendoza.

Search results:

Alliegro is a surname of Italian origin, and it is relatively uncommon, with notable bearers including Anselmo Alliegro y Milá, a Cuban politician. The surname is present in various countries, including the United States, Venezuela, and Italy.

3 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

When a white guy is fast, the announcers always say “he’s deceptively fast.”

Not with Arch. He has his black card. Dude hits 21.7 MPH. He has literal game changing speed, which is not what I ever expected to hear about a Manning.

I'm 2024 he hit 20.7, outpacing Tyreek Hill's fastest run of the season.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

that's not a 'white' last name

The overwhelming whiteness of his photo allays any fears that he might have any of the detrimental qualities of our swarthy cousins from the boot. Looks as clean as a Dakota Anderson to me! I bet if they let me in there with my calipers and psychographic measuring tapes we could confirm the correct alignment of cranial bumps and ridges.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

who fills the gritty white player that the white fan base can latch on to ?

I’m available

29 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

The overwhelming whiteness of his photo allays any fears that he might have any of the detrimental qualities of our swarthy cousins from the boot. Looks as clean as a Dakota Anderson to me! I bet if they let me in there with my calipers and psychographic measuring tapes we could confirm the correct alignment of cranial bumps and ridges.

His first name is Christian, we can work with that on his whiteness.

His hair looks kind of blonde too.

Edited by NBHorn7

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

that's not a 'white' last name

It's the 21st century. Italians are white people now.

Alliegro was one of the players that came on an official visit this weekend, being confirmed by Burton on OTF.

5 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

He is a Golden Gopher through and through but I still think Jett Walker will be the 2026 Brett Robin

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