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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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23 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What if you refuse to choose? What are they going to do ... kill you?

cake? or death? 
 

oh, cake for me, please.  

38 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

cake? or death? 
 

oh, cake for me, please.  

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1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Yeah Ricky is just a couple years older than me.  I remember as a kid watching Silver Spoons and there was a scene where he took off his shirt and 14 year old me found religion.  Then he became a reprehensible piece of shit and aged well past his actual years.  Current me is a hard hard pass.

12 year old me prayed that Erin Gray would take off her shirt, so I kind of know what you mean.

Kevin long passed Joseph, so he's making an attempt to set an unbreakable record for shitty McCarthys.

 

20 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Kevin long passed Joseph, so he's making an attempt to set an unbreakable record for shitty McCarthys.

 

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Wooden, brainless, and with somebody's hand up his ass.

 

 

 

That describes Charlie, too.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

pretty impressive that they have managed to gaslight themselves.

The GQP gaslights itself like a Hummer packed with trashbags of gasoline.

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

They're right you know...

 

I mean, I think we know what's at the bottom.  Trump and all the Rs in congress.  It's not really complicated.  They are traitors and should hang.

14 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

They're right you know...

 

Pelosi should just call it part of the Benghazi! investigations, and it will fly out of Congress with unanimous approval from the GQP.

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Kevin long passed Joseph, so he's making an attempt to set an unbreakable record for shitty McCarthys.

 

An underrated part of McCarthy going full Trumpkin is he's from Bakersfield, which is one of the Trumpiest parts of the country.

I'm confused. Weren't we told that it was actually ANTIFA and BLM protesters pretending to be MAGA supporters who stormed the capitol?

Surely the GQP wants this heinous trickeration exposed for all of the voting public to see, right?

4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Kevin long passed Joseph, so he's making an attempt to set an unbreakable record for shitty McCarthys.

 

“Shitty McCarthy” would be a pretty good band name.

I'm not saying you're wrong on their intent, but do you think the people are just going to be like, welp, guess there's nothing we can do?

Do you think people won’t?
On 5/13/2021 at 10:20 AM, Sawbonz said:

And yet they literally had a chance to intervene for a right wing president and didn’t. How much would you be willing to bet that the winner of the most EV in 2024 is sworn in in Jan 25 without the military being involved 
 

 

 

 

If the republicans control the house and the senate during the next presidential election, a democrat will not be sworn in as president, regardless of the EC or popular vote. Full stop.

At which point there are two possibilities:

The military doesn't intervene and the republican coup is complete and democracy is done in the USA,

or

the military intervenes and democracy is done in the USA.

 

 

Bookmark this post, and if I'm wrong in 2025, I'll admit it and you can taunt me mercilessly.

 

 

 

 

4 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

If the republicans control the house and the senate during the next presidential election, a democrat will not be sworn in as president, regardless of the EC or popular vote. Full stop.

At which point there are two possibilities:

The military doesn't intervene and the republican coup is complete and democracy is done in the USA,

or

the military intervenes and democracy is done in the USA.

 

 

Bookmark this post, and if I'm wrong in 2025, I'll admit it and you can taunt me mercilessly.

 

 

 

 

I believe this to be 100% accurate. 

Second this. Or third. Coffee has not reached the little gray cells this morning.

SIAP, but has this been discussed? Missouri saw Mississippi was stealing their oxygen on disenfranchising voters so this guy decides to run for senate? He's going to do what exactly? Wave a gun at "hordes" of *checks notes* people casually walking through a neighborhood and think that somehow makes your delusions real?

 

I am still baffled by how much house you can get in Saint Louis for under $2.0mm.

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I am still baffled by how much house you can get in Saint Louis for under $2.0mm.

The thing is once you have to live in St. Louis.  I say that as someone who was born there and who has family up there.  I am guessing KC is similar in home prices.  

10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I am still baffled by how much house you can get in Saint Louis for under $2.0mm.

Also, they got that house cheaper because he sued for it.  It's a crazy story if you have time to read it. Upon graduating from SMU, this man's life has been nothing but lawsuits. Sues his family, other attorneys, neighbors. He's a conman but with some skills. Perfect for the Senate.

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He'll be running against Greitens I believe. That's a whole nother level of crap right there.

48 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Also, they got that house cheaper because he sued for it.  It's a crazy story if you have time to read it. Upon graduating from SMU, this man's life has been nothing but lawsuits. Sues his family, other attorneys, neighbors. He's a conman but with some skills. Perfect for the Senate.

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He'll be running against Greitens I believe. That's a whole nother level of crap right there.

The wastewater treatment plant is too good for that Missouri Senate primary. 

The cross was a particularly nice touch in that photo.  If I didn't know he was a con man before, I do now. It amuses me how many people continue not to be able to see blatant pandering by con men.

A judge in the case against the crazy Kansas House rep that went berserk as a teaching temp asked for a mental evaluation. I think we should just go ahead and require that of any GQP candidate. Just to be sure.

In shocking news, the party of attacking democracy doesn't want to investigate said attacks. 

 

In shocking news, the party of attacking democracy doesn't want to investigate said attacks. 
 

Because they intend to do it again.

Jan 6 was a rehearsal.

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The people that study this for a living--the experts, so to speak, have been warning about this for quite some time, pre-pandemic, pre-sedition. One could argue that since the experts make their living from this subject that they are keeping themselves in business. But that argument falls flat when one realizes that most sane individuals such as these experts do not want to live in an autocracy or a fascist dictatorship or a nation that is engaged in civil war.

Sadly, however, a lot of people who walk around America have a romanticized view of what this type of regime would be like, especially because they know they might be considered one of the 'in' groups. They are not such good students. They are not long-term thinkers. What they are, however, is an increasingly powerful minority of authoritarian loving, violence loving adherents. The time to be nice to them when they misbehave is over. Get democratic ideals front and center and enforce those. If the GQP doesn't want to play, then don't allow them to form coalitions, don't allow them to obstruct, and don't allow them to frame the discussion, or this will go as Robert Reich suggested.

In shocking news, the party of attacking democracy doesn't want to investigate said attacks. 
 
Equally shocking is the democrats plan for it to be a bi-partisan commission with 5 members from each party.
-they still won't get Republican support
-if somehow they did get it passed, the 5 republican member would seize the spotlight and supeona powers to distract and gaslight. Reopen Benghazi! Investigate Antifa! Both sides!

FFS one party encouraged insurrection. You don't invite them to investigate themselves. The stupid hurts
45 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Equally shocking is the democrats plan for it to be a bi-partisan commission with 5 members from each party.
-they still won't get Republican support
-if somehow they did get it passed, the 5 republican member would seize the spotlight and supeona powers to distract and gaslight. Reopen Benghazi! Investigate Antifa! Both sides!

FFS one party encouraged insurrection. You don't invite them to investigate themselves. The stupid hurts

yeah, hopefully this was the Dems one and only attempt to try to reach a compromise. The gloves are off. I hope they realize it.

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, hopefully this was the Dems one and only attempt to try to reach a compromise. The gloves are off. I hope they realize it.

The GOP already tried to have them killed and they didn’t realize it.

17 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, hopefully this was the Dems one and only attempt to try to reach a compromise. The gloves are off. I hope they realize it.

They haven't realized it since at least 1992. 

Olivia Beavers is a real person, right?

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

When you understand that McCarthy and McConnell are literally members of a terrorist organization, it all makes perfect sense.

They SUPPORT the violent overthrow of the Constitutional Republic.  So this position is consistent with that fact.

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, hopefully this was the Dems one and only attempt to try to reach a compromise. The gloves are off. I hope they realize it.

I don't think they do.  And we are fucked.

I wish this were even the tiniest bit surprising:

 

It is long past time to stop negotiating with these people. They are 100 percent terrorists and should be treated as such.

Is this for real? Apparently so. How odd.

Also, that Pence story could be straight out of the Bible.

"Mike, you should've offered yourself up to the seditionists. You remember the parables. How can anyone enter a strong man's house and carry off his possessions unless he first ties up the strong man? Then he can plunder his house. Whoever is not with me is against me"

"I know Greg, I know. I am but a weak man. Trying to do His will."

"You mean Trump's will, right Mike? Cause that's who we're talking about here."

 

 

*Sorry for the blasphemy of the good book, but this entire story is unbelievable.

 

 

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