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10 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I’d actually be ok with that at this point. Plug me into the borg. I don’t want to be a sentient being in this nightmare simulation anymore. 

Coined/developed by Austinite, Kevin Ashton.  That many, if not most, of all tangible objects will eventually be connected to one another over a wireless internet.  

Check out his book, "How to Fly a Horse" 

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Coined/developed by Austinite, Kevin Ashton.  That many, if not most, of all tangible objects will eventually be connected to one another over a wireless internet.  

Check out his book, "How to Fly a Horse" 

I may have to although I'm getting a little tech phobic these days.....

Must be that micro-chip in your arm in what you thought was your vaccination shot.  

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Must be that micro-chip in your arm in what you thought was your vaccination shot.  

If the micro chip has Ryan Reynolds (instead of Dennis Quaid) in it, I could perhaps deal.

15 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I'm afraid to ask what the Internet of Things is.

Is it Tron?

It’s the smart TVs and smart appliances and connected doorbells and cameras and locks and vehicles and radios and fire devices and echos and streaming media devices and shit. That giant network. 

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

If the micro chip has Ryan Reynolds (instead of Dennis Quaid) in it, I could perhaps deal.

That makes you Martin short in your analogy...

Did you hear that?  Somebody help me...I'M POSSESSED! 

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16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That makes you Martin short in your analogy...

Cut me a break ok? Consider it a newer updated version. I think I was high school age when I saw that.

4 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

It may be the inevitable fate of democracies rife with ignorance, disinformation, and anti-intellectalism.

Is there another kind?

4 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

I didn't even know watching someone else play videogames was a thing. I still don't understand how or why it is. 

While I certainly understand some of your surprise, I hope you also realize that you are posting this on the 3rd iteration (I think?) of a website founded on watching young men play a game, which itself was spun off another site devoted to watching these same young men playing a game. Football is different for us because that's what we watched / played growing up but there's nothing fundamentally different about watching people play video games. 

12 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

While I certainly understand some of your surprise, I hope you also realize that you are posting this on the 3rd iteration (I think?) of a website founded on watching young men play a game, which itself was spun off another site devoted to watching these same young men playing a game. Football is different for us because that's what we watched / played growing up but there's nothing fundamentally different about watching people play video games. 

I can go play a video game on my phone or iPad or computer right now.

The only way I'm getting on the field at DKR Texas Memorial Stadium, well it usually results in a lot of empty PBRs, a lack of clothes, a bunch of cops, a bunch of misdemeanors, and a restraining order.

12 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

While I certainly understand some of your surprise, I hope you also realize that you are posting this on the 3rd iteration (I think?) of a website founded on watching young men play a game, which itself was spun off another site devoted to watching these same young men playing a game. Football is different for us because that's what we watched / played growing up but there's nothing fundamentally different about watching people play video games. 

This is like saying there's no fundamental difference between habitually watching hot lesbian pr0n and habitually watching hippos fuck. Sure there's a common denominator, but I'd say there are some pretty big fundamental differences. 

2 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

This is like saying there's no fundamental difference between habitually watching hot lesbian pr0n and habitually watching hippos fuck. Sure there's a common denominator, but I'd say there are some pretty big fundamental differences. 

One makes me cum and one makes me REALLLLLY cum. 
 

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14 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I'm afraid to ask what the Internet of Things is.

Is it Tron?

Fingers crossed it's pornhub.  

It's things being on the internet that don't need to be connected to the internet.  Like every appliance in your house.

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Fingers crossed it's pornhub.  

Buttplug connected to wifi 

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It's things being on the internet that don't need to be connected to the internet.  Like every appliance in your house.

We have a manual can opener and one television with a cable box. That will tell you a lot about our appliances (besides our phones and computer). But thank you for the info.

25 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

This is like saying there's no fundamental difference between habitually watching hot lesbian pr0n and habitually watching hippos fuck. Sure there's a common denominator, but I'd say there are some pretty big fundamental differences. 

Vic Mackey frowns on your shenanigans.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Vic Mackey frowns on your shenanigans.

I just performed the weirdest Google searches in an attempt to understand this reference. Then I realized it's about the poster. 

32 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Buttplug connected to wifi 

Ethernet is still superior.  

How does the butt take that bandwidth?  

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1 minute ago, Lobo said:

How does the butt take that bandwidth?  

I'm old school, all of my buttstuff is analog.

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm old school, all of my buttstuff is analog.

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Buttplug connected to wifi 

Streaming Shitt’s Creek?
53 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm old school, all of my buttstuff is analog.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm old school, all of my buttstuff is analog.

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One of the replies:

""I statutory raped a 14 year old girl, impregnated her, wouldn't allow her to get an abortion, married her, divorced her and then she committed suicide, all before she was even of legal drinking age."

 

9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

One of the replies:

""I statutory raped a 14 year old girl, impregnated her, wouldn't allow her to get an abortion, married her, divorced her and then she committed suicide, all before she was even of legal drinking age."

 

That dude sounds like the perfect republican for our time. Rapes a 14 year old who later commits suicide and whose son now hates him for some odd reason. 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

That dude sounds like the perfect republican for our time. Rapes a 14 year old who later commits suicide and whose son now hates him for some odd reason. 


But, hey, no abortion. 

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


But, hey, no abortion. 

still -1 on the death chart. pro life!

8 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

That dude sounds like the perfect republican for our time. Rapes a 14 year old who later commits suicide and whose son now hates him for some odd reason. 

I'm honestly surprised he wasnt in his forties when it happened

Holy shit. No wonder Gaetz traveled there to stump for the guy.

Interesting how the candidate speaks of the deceased who is no longer able to relate her version of events.

Hey California, we need to get out this bitch. Convincing the confederacy to rise again and get out this bitch is also acceptable. Do something! Why not done!? 

Well, libtard. There's a shortage because Hunter Biden got China to put the chips in the vaccines and they paid him to keep quiet. We only know that because Rudy got his laptop.

 

DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH! BULOVA!

I must've gotten one of those in my shot because my high beams are always on... 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

I must've gotten one of those in my shot because my high beams are always on... 

That’s the meth bro.

I'm old school, all of my buttstuff is analog.

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3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

One of the replies:

""I statutory raped a 14 year old girl, impregnated her, wouldn't allow her to get an abortion, married her, divorced her and then she committed suicide, all before she was even of legal drinking age."

 

Don't leave out that he is now estranged from that child because his son made "some wrong choices in his life[.]"

What's interesting is that I was prepared to say that I agree with him, I don't think he should be judged harshly for a relationship that he had as a teenager with another teenager. Then all that other shit comes out, and now I'm thinking there is a lot more bad to it. 

Did he meet that girl in the dugout of the local baseball field after she complimented his jacket?  

5 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Don't leave out that he is now estranged from that child because his son made "some wrong choices in his life[.]"

What's interesting is that I was prepared to say that I agree with him, I don't think he should be judged harshly for a relationship that he had as a teenager with another teenager. Then all that other shit comes out, and now I'm thinking there is a lot more bad to it. 

He was 18.  She was 14.

Shit, based on current metrics, he's a GQP hero.  Might as well pencil him in for POTUS 2044.

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Did he meet that girl in the dugout of the local baseball field after she complimented his jacket?  

Watched that whole movie from my hospital bed a coupla weeks ago.  Man, forgot how perfect all those little bits were.

Funny, I got a little yellow notice in the Mail a few months ago warning me about an 18 yo sex offender who evidently has sex with his 16yo girlfriend. 
parents didn’t seem to approve. 

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