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Well….I’m glad she’s at least philosophically on board with how I’ve been saying we should treat people who actually committed violent treason against the United States on January 6. That’s what she’s talking about, right? People who actually employed force and violence with a goal of overthrowing the government and cutting off a constitutional process? I say welcome aboard, sweetness!
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Jesus guns babies.

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9 minutes ago, Mole said:

Jesus guns babies.

The Jesus I know doesn’t 

Her understanding of the Sermon on the Mount is pretty wild. Must be in the Message Bible or something.

36 minutes ago, Mole said:

Her understanding of the Sermon on the Mount is pretty wild. Must be in the Message Bible or something.

That was brown, jewy, middle eastern Jesus.  White, ‘merican, christian Jesus had a whole different message.

1 hour ago, Mole said:

Jesus guns babies.

I’d prefer not play marry f kill thank you 

So the same crowd that likes to “keep politics out of sports” yells “Let’s Go Brandon” from the gallery at the PGA Championship.  

On 5/20/2022 at 9:11 AM, TexasEd said:

Joel is just Jim & Tammy Faye with less social outreach and better accountant.

Wasn't it Joel's church that had the money in the wall of the bathroom? That really puts the C in the CPA doesn't it?

5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Governor, I played with Bob Marley. I knew Bob Marley. Bob Marley was a friend of mine. Governor, you’re no Bob Marley.

I’m sure the wayfair truthers and pizza gaters will get all up in the SBC’s ass any minute 

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I really, really don't mean to insult folks here that think differently than I do, but, for the life of me, I cannot understand how an otherwise intelligent person would let themselves get sucked into corporate religion.

You believe in Jesus?  Cool.  Jesus is cool.  If more people lived like Jesus taught, we'd all be better off.  Meanwhile, Corporate religion has dick to do with Jesus. 

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Wasn't it Joel's church that had the money in the wall of the bathroom? That really puts the C in the CPA doesn't it?

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Joel is shifty like that.
7 hours ago, Mole said:

Jesus guns babies.

member when Obama got in trouble for referencing these people 'clinging to their guns and bibles'?

i member.

 

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I really, really don't mean to insult folks here that think differently than I do, but, for the life of me, I cannot understand how an otherwise intelligent person would let themselves get sucked into corporate religion.

You believe in Jesus?  Cool.  Jesus is cool.  If more people lived like Jesus taught, we'd all be better off.  Meanwhile, Corporate religion has dick to do with Jesus. 

You think most of these people are smart enough to comprehend what "corporate religion" means?

8 hours ago, Mole said:

Jesus guns babies.

 

7 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

The Jesus I know doesn’t 

Father.

Son.

and

HOLY spirit.

The Bible says that.

It's in there.

I didn't write.

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8 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Bottom of the fucking barrel.

 

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

No one loved guns more than Jesus.

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8 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I used to think that more female politicians would be a good thing, then the last few years happened. I figured, at worst, they would do the same stupid shit male politicians do, but would be less violently inclined. Whelp fuck me. 

9 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

I used to think that more female politicians would be a good thing, then the last few years happened. I figured, at worst, they would do the same stupid shit male politicians do, but would be less violently inclined. Whelp fuck me. 

I've been saying this for awhile. There are a shit ton of nutty women in politics, shitty isn't confined to one gender.

 

1 minute ago, F250 said:

I've been saying this for awhile. There are a shit ton of nutty women in politics, shitty isn't confined to one gender.

 

As a female politician, you have to be nuttier than your male opponent if you wish to win. 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

As a female politician, you have to be nuttier than your male opponent if you wish to win. 

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Biggest mistake of her career. She should have claimed it. It would have made her 10X hotter, and locked up the male vote.
7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Biggest mistake of her career. She should have claimed it. It would have made her 10X hotter, and locked up the male vote.

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36 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

I used to think that more female politicians would be a good thing, then the last few years happened. I figured, at worst, they would do the same stupid shit male politicians do, but would be less violently inclined. Whelp fuck me. 

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4 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

So the same crowd that likes to “keep politics out of sports” yells “Let’s Go Brandon” from the gallery at the PGA Championship.  

Don't worry, George Soros is making sure that those idiots are going to be replaced by black or brown fans.

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I really, really don't mean to insult folks here that think differently than I do, but, for the life of me, I cannot understand how an otherwise intelligent person would let themselves get sucked into corporate religion.

You believe in Jesus?  Cool.  Jesus is cool.  If more people lived like Jesus taught, we'd all be better off.  Meanwhile, Corporate religion has dick to do with Jesus. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

You think most of these people are smart enough to comprehend what "corporate religion" means?

Those people believe they are going to find the kind of success that Joel Osteen and the other prosperity types are preaching about.

13 hours ago, mchookem said:

member when Obama got in trouble for referencing these people 'clinging to their guns and bibles'?

i member.

 

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12 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Somehow this seems appropriate.

 

let's spice it up

 

On 5/10/2022 at 10:36 AM, NWBuck said:

Which is fascinating when you remember that many Evangelicals weren't involved in the early anti-abortion movement because it was a "Catholic cause"

And it's even more fascinating when you consider how Evangelicals joining the anti-abortion movement fundamentally changed the policy objectives expressed by the movement. If you read back in the 70s there was more of a push for childcare enhancements and attacking poverty. Basically way more stuff you'd expect from a Catholic based movement as opposed to an Evangelical based movement. And judging from the actions of that archbishop out in the San Francisco the involvement of Evangelicals in the anti-abortion movement is even altering how some American Catholics view this issue in particular vs other "anti-ilife" policy beliefs by politicians ie war, death penalty, etc. 

23 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Its been a while since I read it but I don't recall the constitution addressing firing squads.

 

 

Its been a while since I read it but I don't recall the constitution addressing firing squads.
 
 

It’s right there in the clause stating “and the US is a Christian nation.” Can’t believe you missed it.
58 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, wut?

 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, wut?

 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, wut?

 

As Darth Vader of MEGA DARK MAGA would say:

THE CIRCLE IS NOW COMPLETE. THE TEA PARTY HAS BECOME THE KOOL-ADE PARTY. INSTEAD OF OVERTHROWING THE TYRANNY OF OUR COLONIAL RULERS OVER TWO HUNDRED YEARS AGO IN ORDER TO HAVE TAXATION WITH REPRESENTATION, WE ARE GOING TO JUST DRINK THE KOOL-ADE AND TOAST OUR NEW EMPEROR, THE MEGA DARK MAGA KING TRUMP. HE SEEMS LIKE A FORGIVING NON-NARCISSISTIC SORT. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

Alright.  Who had Social Conservative claiming lower taxes and tax exceptions/write offs as the "new communism" on their bingo cards??   This fucking time line....

Just now, Beau Vine said:

 

I heard a salacious rumor recently, with no evidence to support it, that many of our founding fathers were born in a British colony!  As if a bunch of British people would fight for the USA against Britain.  Anyway, if you weren’t born an American citizen, you had no right to take part in the American revolution. 

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