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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Just remember that they are a religious fanatic terrorist organization (death cult) and it all makes sense.

Um, okay @Brisketexan except I am edging so far out on the Ledge that some of that listed there is a form of telling us exactly what they're going to try to do, maybe not the batshit crazy stuff, but number two is not a stretch.

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4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Truly enjoying AZ GOP’s descent into Colorado/Virginia territory. 

Jesus, this party has broken from reality 

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3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Has the whole world gone crazy?  


 

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Nope. Just Nye County. 

Don't be fooled by all that empty desert. Nye County has 2/3 the population of Victoria. Pahrump, the county's largest settlement, is a magnet for all nutjobs in the Las Vegas region. 

RIP Art Bell

Nobody can prove to me that Michael Moore isn't running AZ GOP's Twitter account.

Also, awwwww, Josh getting his own sign. Sorry guys, he only pretends to live in Missouri. You need one in Virginia.

 

So, anyone else predicting that Joe Strauss is reading tea leaves to see whether or not to primary Dan Patrick or even Hot Wheels?   Guy has been pretty quiet since leaving the Lege, but starting to see some public condemnations of the recent horse shit.  If Texas remains red (at least next term, it’s likely), I would prefer moderate / economic “conservative” guidance than the nut jobs currently at the wheel.  

So, anyone else predicting that Joe Strauss is reading tea leaves to see whether or not to primary Dan Patrick or even Hot Wheels?   Guy has been pretty quiet since leaving the Lege, but starting to see some public condemnations of the recent horse shit.  If Texas remains red (at least next term, it’s likely), I would prefer moderate / economic “conservative” guidance than the nut jobs currently at the wheel.  

No. He would have zero chance. Because he’s not MAGA. It’s that simple.

Lost the popular vote twice

Won the 2016 electoral college by 80,000 votes and lost the 2020 electoral college by much much more, including 5 states flipping

Lost the House and Senate

Turned AZ and GA blue

Bottoming out in the burbs and losing ground in the sun belt 

Oh and the insanity is why they voted for him. No insanity = 2018 results 

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The fuck is that.

If that's real, that's the Texas GOP full-on wrapping themselves up with Qanon.

Probably trying to get control of the Qanon leadership/messaging (think back to the Tea Party groups and how the GOP eventually assimilated them).

Going to make for some good campaigning in 2022.

 

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If that's real, that's the Texas GOP full-on wrapping themselves up with Qanon.

Probably trying to get control of the Qanon leadership/messaging (think back to the Tea Party groups and how the GOP eventually assimilated them).

Going to make for some good campaigning in 2022.

 

Pretty sure it is real. I was driving 290 east towards Giddings at 1:30 today and saw a caravan of trump sympathizers with their Dotard flags and all heading towards Austin. Gave em the bird. 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Pretty sure it is real. I was driving 290 east towards Giddings at 1:30 today and saw a caravan of trump sympathizers with their Dotard flags and all heading towards Austin. Gave em the bird. 

Do you remember the Harris campaign bus incident? I think 2022 is going to be worse if we don't get this shit knocked down. They are so emboldened now.

Do you remember the Harris campaign bus incident? I think 2022 is going to be worse if we don't get this shit knocked down. They are so emboldened now.

Yep.

They’re going to openly attack democratic politicians. And repubs they feel are disloyal.

Some will die. It’s just math.

And journalists. I saw some warnings out over the web.

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Adding that I know that journos have already been attacked, escalation and injury is increasing.

Would be nice if we could pass a law turning all politically motivated attacks into federal crimes or something. I don’t know, but these people have to be stopped. 

56 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

So, anyone else predicting that Joe Strauss is reading tea leaves to see whether or not to primary Dan Patrick or even Hot Wheels?   Guy has been pretty quiet since leaving the Lege, but starting to see some public condemnations of the recent horse shit.  If Texas remains red (at least next term, it’s likely), I would prefer moderate / economic “conservative” guidance than the nut jobs currently at the wheel.  

He's going to have to thread the needle, between not being a MAGA type, while not being too conservative for those moving into the state and/or the younger crowd.

But there's a window there for him to primary somebody, as Texas shift left.  And I think he could put together a machine to back him up.

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

They’re going to openly attack democratic politicians. And repubs they feel are disloyal.

Some will die. It’s just math.

They hate Republicans they feel are disloyal more than they hate Democrats, so I think Lindsey, Mitch, Murkowski, Romney, etc. will need to travel by private aircraft.  After seeing that crowd around Linda, and the ones harassing Romney on the plane, holy shit Republicans are in for a wakeup call on the monster they tolerated for too long.

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Has the whole world gone crazy?

Jes, El Guapo. 

19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They hate Republicans they feel are disloyal more than they hate Democrats, so I think Lindsey, Mitch, Murkowski, Romney, etc. will need to travel by private aircraft.  After seeing that crowd around Linda, and the ones harassing Romney on the plane, holy shit Republicans are in for a wakeup call on the monster they tolerated for too long.

They're experiencing the same threats AOC and others get daily.  Covid didn't matter either until after some of them caught it.  Then shit got real.

Kellyanne waits for Twitter in Chief to be suspended and then...
 

Fuck that shriveled evil pusbag. She created the monster and profited from it.

She needs to burn in hell.
Fucking pussies
 

They created the monster...and now have to cower in fear from their own creation.
3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

The first item, that they’re censuring Cindy McCain, is for having past problems with substance abuse. Party of compassion. At first, I saw this headline, I figured this was from some podunk county gop party with a stranglehold on the local elections so nuts get elected to party chairs.

while the last part seems true, this is for Maricopa county.  4th most populated county in the country.

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Wait, how does Roger Stone know what Mitt’s cock smells like?

6 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

So, anyone else predicting that Joe Strauss is reading tea leaves to see whether or not to primary Dan Patrick or even Hot Wheels?   Guy has been pretty quiet since leaving the Lege, but starting to see some public condemnations of the recent horse shit.  If Texas remains red (at least next term, it’s likely), I would prefer moderate / economic “conservative” guidance than the nut jobs currently at the wheel.  

I think Strauss would make an excellent Governor.

Fanatics and Traitors 

Thieves, liars, hypocrites and bastards!
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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Fanatics and Traitors 

Cowards and Thieves

The new Republican strategy of “blame Biden for the country’s division” makes me unspeakably ragey.

Accountability and civility only apply to Democratic politicians.  Republicans are the party of no consequences.  No matter what they do, they should never have to deal with the repercussions because reasons.  Unifying the country wasn't important when they were lying about election fraud.

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Of course the Republican Party is going to use Biden not stopping impeachment as an excuse to play their natural role as total opposition to him. It was always going to be something that they pointed to and say he's trying to divide the country instead of healing it. Cabinet picks and any of his first 100 days agenda was going to be the next excuse. F them. 

I bet Marco was super concerned about Divisive Dotard over the last four years. But before Biden has even been inaugurated, "stop being so mean!". 

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The new Republican strategy of “blame Biden for the country’s division” make me unspeakably ragey.
 

Shut the fuck up, Little Marco, you dickless wonder. You’re a Trump supporter. You’ve sacrificed your right to ever criticize any Democrat for anything. 

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The new Republican strategy of “blame Biden for the country’s division” makes me unspeakably ragey.

Domestic Abuser tactics. It’s not my fault I beat you, it’s your fault for dividing the marriage 

More Marco bravery. I just can’t imagine how dead you have to be inside to get up in the morning and prepare to look straight into a camera and sell this. 

Republicans have no way to communicate? These people are so stupid. You can use social media platforms. You just can’t spread lies and misinformation. Maybe your party is full of terrorists?

 

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The new Republican strategy of “blame Biden for the country’s division” makes me unspeakably ragey.


it wasn’t a tragedy, it was a failed coup attempt you dumb piece of shit Rubio 

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27 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Domestic Abuser tactics. It’s not my fault I beat you, it’s your fault for dividing the marriage 

It makes me crazy because you just can’t understand how much I love you. 

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The new Republican strategy of “blame Biden for the country’s division” makes me unspeakably ragey.

As I said in the other thread, Lil' Marco is up in '22, he's in Florida, no way in hell he wants to offend Donnie and Sons, especially since he's probably got his eye on '24.

As I said in the other thread, Lil' Marco is up in '22, he's in Florida, no way in hell he wants to offend Donnie and Sons, especially since he's probably got his eye on '24.

Fuck him. He can burn in hell with the other collaborators who have sided against the country.

Yep.

They’re going to openly attack democratic politicians. And repubs they feel are disloyal.

Some will die. It’s just math.

The next four years will have more successful and attempted assassinations of US politicians than all of the previous 200+ years combined.
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