Urban Meyer: Texas' Coach

[closetohumping 17350]

4 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I like what Nick Saban has done at LSU, we should go after him even if it does mean we lose to ULM in his first year 

Kind of average at msu

[closetohumping 17350]

I knew this was going to happen once Taco Bell brought the Mexican pizza back:

 

[Born Burnt 6144]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I knew this was going to happen once Taco Bell brought the Mexican pizza back:

 

[markstanco 12464]

I knew this was going to happen once Taco Bell brought the Mexican pizza back:
 

I used to get that 20 years ago on a Sunday at noon after a hard night. Didn’t know it went away and made a comeback. May have to go in there and get one now.

[1leggedduck 443]

Everyone in Socal knows Urban is busy directing and starring in Backdoor Sluts 10,The Urbanization

[USNALonghorn 5022]

[JFKFC 4878]

Always trust some who delivers huge news beginning with the phrase, "I don't know if I heard right..."

[Born Burnt 6144]

9 hours ago, 1leggedduck said:

Everyone in Socal knows Urban is busy directing and starring in Backdoor Sluts 10,The Urbanization

I thought the underlined "Backdoor Sluts 10, The Urbanization" was a link and clicked on it.

[closetohumping 17350]

41 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

I thought the underlined "Backdoor Sluts 10, The Urbanization" was a link and clicked on it.

You're so dumb.  I accidentally dragged my cursor over it and knew it wasn't a link, so I didn't click.  

[1leggedduck 443]

I underlined it so the non-Southparkers would know it was a title. Could have used quotation marks, I suppose. Someone fill us in on the grammatical aspects, That should take up about 5 posts.

[1leggedduck 443]

8 hours ago, JFKFC said:

Always trust some who delivers huge news beginning with the phrase, "I don't know if I heard right..."

Well, he got it from "They" who is a "pretty good source", so that's good enough to start comparing hotel room curtains and stalking aircraft. 

[Mikey4 2476]

Is it time to post a lookout at the entrance to Horseshoe Bay?

[StruggleBus 3922]

Who is Mike Rollins? Never heard of her

[nnm 35898]

I hear pretty good things about some guy named Fran who did an amazing job at UNM and TCU. Anyone have his number?  Send it to CDC please. 

[futureman 22382]

4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

You're so dumb.  I accidentally dragged my cursor over it and knew it wasn't a link, so I didn't click.  

“accidentally”

[Born Burnt 6144]

3 hours ago, 1leggedduck said:

I underlined it so the non-Southparkers would know it was a title. Could have used quotation marks, I suppose. Someone fill us in on the grammatical aspects, That should take up about 5 posts.

Should have italicized it.

[USNALonghorn 5022]

Was I an Urban fanboy back in late 2020? Yes.

Do I think he’d do a better job here than Sark? Yes.

Do I think the above speculation is mind numbingly stupid? Yes.

[Deej 76395]

Do I think he'd try to put his finger up your daughter's butthole? Yes.

[USNALonghorn 5022]

19 minutes ago, Deej said:

Do I think he'd try to put his finger up your daughter's butthole? Yes.

I don’t have one of those, but I bet there are a few surly posters who’d volunteer their (of age) daughters for a chance of a CFP win or two.

[Deej 76395]

And some who would volunteer themselves.

@Nicole44 @NowThis

[pops 6971]

21 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I knew this was going to happen once Taco Bell brought the Mexican pizza back:

 

Speaking of the Mexican pizza...I got one the other day for nostalgia sake....w. t. f?  Is it new coke?  Is it the fact taco bell can't hire someone to fog a mirror up here for 18 an hour?   I got tostada, beans, tostada, ground beef. That's it. No cheese. No tomato. No lettuce. No sour cream. I want the Mexican pizza from my childhood. 

Fuck taco bell and fuck urban Meyer. 

[closetohumping 17350]

16 minutes ago, pops said:

Speaking of the Mexican pizza...I got one the other day for nostalgia sake....w. t. f?  Is it new coke?  Is it the fact taco bell can't hire someone to fog a mirror up here for 18 an hour?   I got tostada, beans, tostada, ground beef. That's it. No cheese. No tomato. No lettuce. No sour cream. I want the Mexican pizza from my childhood. 

Fuck taco bell and fuck urban Meyer. 

Huge miss. Either they changed the recipe, someone new was working, execution error, regional differences.   Unacceptable either way.  

[Vertigo 20224]

46 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Huge miss. Either they changed the recipe, someone new was working, execution error, regional differences.   Unacceptable either way.  

I got one today. It was normal, although the tostada tasted a bit different. Still pretty close to the original.

[Born Burnt 6144]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

And some who would volunteer themselves.

@Nicole44 @NowThis

And @futureman

[Lerka Lerka 1084]

Y’all mf’ers eat Taco Bell? 

[wd40 1976]

10 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Huge miss. Either they changed the recipe, someone new was working, execution error, regional differences.   Unacceptable either way.  

"recipe" lol

[nnm 35898]

6 hours ago, Lerka Lerka said:

Y’all mf’ers eat Taco Bell? 

The shart thread is that way ——>

[lilMAC25 3776]

11 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Huge miss. Either they changed the recipe, someone new was working, execution error, regional differences.   Unacceptable either way.  

Or the cook was tripping balls.

[General Specific 3212]

They alway fuck you at the drive thru

[Longboard Horn 40006]

[Steel Shank 9382]

On 5/27/2022 at 9:03 AM, Born Burnt said:

I thought the underlined "Backdoor Sluts 10, The Urbanization" was a link and clicked on it.

I went ahead and rubbed one out anyway.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

On 5/15/2022 at 7:42 PM, AllenTx75 said:

heck no . Urban is a great recuruiter and can produce results quick but his assistants and players go through Urban Fatigue and he bails out usually...after winning multiple national championships.  

bolded for accuracy.

sign. me. up.

[stork642 4498]

On 5/27/2022 at 7:14 PM, Deej said:

And some who would volunteer themselves.

@Nicole44 @NowThis

NowThis...

[General Specific 3212]

Huge miss. Either they changed the recipe, someone new was working, execution error, regional differences.   Unacceptable either way.  

So TB went 0-4? Ya don’t say.

[TexasGary 833]

I think this is bologna but here it is.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/hayes-urban-meyer-to-texas-the-seeds-are-being-planted/

[Not a cat 5601]

12 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

I think this is bologna but here it is.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/hayes-urban-meyer-to-texas-the-seeds-are-being-planted/

From that article - "why not throw out into the ether that Texas has the best roster in college football, when Georgia, Alabama, Ohio State, LSU, Texas A&M and Clemson — at least — have better talent."

This gif fits for multiple reasons 

[Park Gothic 4923]

53 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

I think this is bologna but here it is.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.c_m/sec-football/hayes-urban-meyer-to-texas-the-seeds-are-being-planted/

Why post this stupid bullshit if you know it's stupid bullshit. Now I've clicked on the link and inadvertently given that asshole exactly what he wanted when he wrote this regarded article. Come the fuck on. 

[TexasGary 833]

8 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Why post this stupid bullshit if you know it's stupid bullshit. Now I've clicked on the link and inadvertently given that asshole exactly what he wanted when he wrote this regarded article. Come the fuck on. 

I guess because this is a discussion forum and its news that involves Texas ?

[TexasEx 1660]

If Sark shits the bed this season and Meyer is available, you bet your ass the speculation will run wild. I'm pulling for Sark but there are no excuses this year. 

[TreatyOak 16132]

26 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Why post this stupid bullshit if you know it's stupid bullshit. Now I've clicked on the link and inadvertently given that asshole exactly what he wanted when he wrote this regarded article. Come the fuck on. 

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[redswingline 1057]

11 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Why post this stupid bullshit if you know it's stupid bullshit. Now I've clicked on the link and inadvertently given that asshole exactly what he wanted when he wrote this regarded article. Come the fuck on. 

Misspelling retarded is awesome.

 

[TexasGary 833]

16 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

If Sark shits the bed this season and Meyer is available, you bet your ass the speculation will run wild. I'm pulling for Sark but there are no excuses this year. 

I think the thing that I immediately thought of was if this came to pass and Meyer wanted the job how would the Chris Beard situation impact what Texas does.  I know its not exactly the same thing but one Beard incident compared to the list of issues with Urban.  

[DFW Horn 6082]

1 hour ago, Not a cat said:

From that article - "why not throw out into the ether that Texas has the best roster in college football, when Georgia, Alabama, Ohio State, LSU, Texas A&M and Clemson — at least — have better talent."

This gif fits for multiple reasons 

Yes, the writer's assertion that aggy has more talent makes me question his CFB writer credentials. But, it's SDS. Those will be our people next year.

[TrashMaster G 17333]

48 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

I guess because this is a discussion forum and its news that involves Texas ?

No. It isn't.

[Pam Cummings 9530]

Pre-Sark i was all in but shit changes. His reputation as a coach has been absolutely destroyed by his NFL stint. And now the rules in college aren't the same and he can't just hold players hostage. They can actually leave. He is not for this era.

[Ignatius 3990]

33 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Misspelling retarded is awesome.

 

idoit

[Rimbo 25705]

37 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Misspelling retarded is awesome.

 

you must be new here

[IDIOTsavant 8434]

1 hour ago, redswingline said:

 

 

FIFY

[notre dame joe 171]

10 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Why post this stupid bullshit if you know it's stupid bullshit. Now I've clicked on the link and inadvertently given that asshole exactly what he wanted when he wrote this regarded article. Come the fuck on. 

It even made our boards.  I don't want to see it happen.

[BurntOrange&White 39267]

14 hours ago, TexasEx said:

If Sark shits the bed this season and Meyer is available, you bet your ass the speculation will run wild. I'm pulling for Sark but there are no excuses this year. 

From what has been said unless the season is 4-8 5-7esque Sark was guaranteed 4 full seasons. That gives Urban an extra year of image changing since the Jacksonville fiasco. Roster is infinitely better than when we made the run at him during/after Herman. Some other shit is setup for better recruiting success since then.