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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

  • Francisco 2.0
    Francisco 2.0

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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G-20 emotional support pet

Tiffany, please put your father in a home already.

4 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

Tiffany, please put your father in a home already.

Is there a Trump licensed facility for which the taxpayers can be billed?

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Let him do it. Let him spend the money.

Some presidents get a good situation handed to them and they reap the benefits.  See Bill Clinton and Dotus.
Carter got served a shit sandwich, economically and came off as thoughtful, deliberate, and dare I say, wimpy.
In a way his election was rejection of the Nixon era of which Ford was a part, so there was never really any overwhelming mandate for any of his policies.
Huge contrast with Reagan who America embraced kind of like George's mother embraced Lloyd Braun.


Sounds a little like unchecked investment and banking executives getting to craft ever deeper vehicles/derivatives for the RE market, crashing down right as Obama inherited the job. ‘Let the people/market decide...deregulate’ is now fucking up our leadership in the climate/energy sectors.
On 6/26/2019 at 1:50 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

We’re in an ideological civil war now.   We no longer have shared values.

because some shitcunts wanted tax cuts and judges. 

Because shitcunts’ disproportionate control is threatened by becoming a voting minority in the immediate future.

14 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

which poll is he even talking about?

i'm pretty sure i heard 54% earlier today, in the context of: "~68% of americans say the economy is strong, and of those people, 54% approve of the job trump is doing."  and the only reason i heard it, is because when the numbers were similar for bush and obama, that number was closer to 75-80% approval.  if he's using that number, that's hilarious (and fitting) because it was only talked about because of how historically low it is.

(i can't remember if the 68% number is accurate, i wasn't really paying attn, but i remember 54%)

It was the report from his annual physical citing is current and projected body fat percentage. 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Any of you Trumpkins want to comment on the abject stupidity of this response?

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

I don't think I've laughed harder at anything than I did when I saw this tweet.  Goodness gracious!! He's a cartoon character. 

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Any of you Trumpkins want to comment on the abject stupidity of this response?

But Hillary !

 

Howd I do?

36 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Any of you Trumpkins want to comment on the abject stupidity of this response?

“Haha, I love how stupid he is makes liberals mad!  Every time he humiliates himself and the Republican Party and sells this country down the river, well, that just shows that we’re winning.” 

Edited by Jack Straw

46 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

But Hillary !

 

Howd I do?

partial credit!

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Western didn't mean western U.S. you god damn fucking imbecile. 

Western didn't mean western U.S. you god damn fucking imbecile. 

One time Obama tried to say 47 but it came out 57. This was the worst mistake a human has ever made.

Can we add his answers to western liberalism and busing to his articles of impeachment? Or is that more of a 25th amendment thing.

On 6/27/2019 at 7:39 PM, David Dennison said:

I'd love to know the results when you just ask college graduates.

I bet it's even more depressing.

But I bet immigrants who became citizens know a majority of the answers. 

 


Jesus f’ing christ. he interpreted “Western” as California.

lol...”what’s ‘epistemology’?”

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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Any of you Trumpkins want to comment on the abject stupidity of this response?

“He talks just like us”

18 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Both siders like Anastasis should be screaming from the high heavens about this...

I've stated numerous times that we should take necessary steps to harden our elections systems.  Those posts are not as effective at triggering a bunch of posters, so they don't soak up as much bandwidth. 

  

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I've stated numerous times that we should take necessary steps to harden our elections systems.  Those posts are not as effective at triggering a bunch of posters, so they don't soak up as much bandwidth. 

  

Which side of the fence is this bandwidth you speak of?

1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

But Hillary !

Howd I do?

 

45 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

partial credit!

The judges were looking for "57 states."

16 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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You know how I know this is fake? Trump's hands are way too big. 

That busing answer sounds like something Striker from Airplane! would say. It’s also in Yogi Berra’s wheelhouse.

 

trumpkins:  dem debates were hilarious!  all those horrible, embarrassing ideas!  y'all have no chance!

<<trump does horrible, embarrassing things on daily basis>>

trumpkins:  but hillary's emails!

Watch the actual Q&A. He honestly, 100%, thinks the issue is about the use of physical busses.

“With a hammer instead of a velvet glove.”

Is that an expression?

Even the trumpkins know what bussing means. Instead of admitting that dear leader is a moron, they’ll just say trump was just joking around again. Or that the video was altered. Or something. 

Trump joking around with Putin telling him not to interfere in our elections with a smirk on his face and clearly meaning the opposite is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen a president do. And with trump that bar is set pretty low already. 

Surly trolls. Come forth and defend dear leader!  We need to hear from you! 

28 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

“With a hammer instead of a velvet glove.”

Is that an expression?

I think that was the option that DeNiro's Ace Rothstein gave the two blackjack cheaters in "Casino"  

56 minutes ago, sachick said:

You know how I know this is fake? Trump's hands are way too big. 

That's the joke — that Trump wrote the note and made his own hands extra huge. 

Serious question: has there ever been a dumber man elected president?

Electing a genuine moron to own the libs.

Well done, Republicans.

  • Popular Post

Everyone knows the wheels on the bus go round and round. Everyone knows that. I learned it at Wharton. But what most people don't know is that the wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish. Lots of people don't know that. I had a man come up to me, big man, big as a bus, and he said, "Thank you. I didn't know that and you taught me. I thought the wipers went swoosh, swoosh." Can you believe that? Swoosh, swoosh? Fake sounds.

Was it Tillerson that said trump has the mindset of a 12 yo ?

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• Former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon said in November 2017 that Trump was “like an 11-year-old child,” according to Vanity Fair. He also said that Trump had “lost his step.” Bannon had left the White House in August 2017.

• Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson in July 2017 called Trump a “moron,” NBC News reported. The comments came after Tillerson had a meeting at the Pentagon with members of the White House national security team and Cabinet officials.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/09/04/trumps-insults-idiot-woodward-806455

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Was it Tillerson that said trump has the mindset of a 12 yo ?

Not sure if I ever mentioned this story before but my buddy’s son-in-law is some sort of ace fighter pilot and Trump visited his base and they asked his squadron or whatever to come in and talk with him. Before Trump came in, one of his handlers told them:

1) make sure the height on your seat is set low, Trump won’t be happy if he sees someone sitting taller than him.

2) “speak to him as if you are talking to a 9 year old.”

thats an exact quote.

he said trump spent the first part of their meeting asking if females were as good as the male pilots. Don’t remember the rest, but the guy apparently came away appalled such a fucking idiot was our President.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Serious question: has there ever been a dumber man elected president?

Electing a genuine moron to own the libs.

Well done, Republicans.

a troll job of this magnitude takes real fucking commitment to the bit. 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Serious question: has there ever been a dumber man elected president?

Who is the competition? W looks like Thomas Jefferson by comparison. 

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