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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

neverseenthewire;dr

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

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Oh shit... I’m running out of room for Jesus’s head..what do I do?? I guess I will just make it vagina shaped and hope no one notices.

22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Deleted Tweet.  Protected his tweets.  Pussy

Nazis are still fine people though. 

 

Nazis are still fine people though. 
 

But never mind what the actual facts are (hint: trump fans are the actual threat):

“FBI Director Christopher Wray said Tuesday that the agency has made about 100 domestic terrorism-related arrests since October, and the majority were tied to white supremacy.

"I will say that a majority of the domestic terrorism cases that we've investigated are motivated by some version of what you might call white supremacist violence, but it does include other things as well," Wray said at a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, referring to cases in fiscal 2019, which began Oct. 1.”

They need to install canvas padding on the walls of the Oval.  

20 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

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Alleged leader.

There is a big part of me that wants him to win in 2020, but both the House and Senate go to the dems. That way he can get impeached by the House and convicted by the Senate. I want him to be the first to have to leave in disgrace and not just because he was voted out. 

16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Man, the Democrats are really getting to him

 

Yep. 

 

11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

There is a big part of me that wants him to win in 2020, but both the House and Senate go to the dems. That way he can get impeached by the House and convicted by the Senate. I want him to be the first to have to leave in disgrace and not just because he was voted out. 

2/3 majority - still ain't happenin'.

convince the big part of you to end this shit in 2020.

Seriously, conviction requires that 20 senators in the majority party (in this case) possess a conscience and a spine. Good luck finding even one.

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Yep. 

 

I can't control my fingers,

I can't control my brain,

Oh no no no no no

I wanna be sedated

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

2/3 majority - still ain't happenin'.

convince the big part of you to end this shit in 2020.

You're right, not going to happen. Just losing the election will have to suffice. Hopefully indictments happen on January 21st. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

You're right, not going to happen. Just losing the election will have to suffice. Hopefully indictments happen on January 21st. 

don't concern yourself with his past crimes.

do you have any idea how much new shit he can get done between now and jan, 2021?

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Oh, now other countries are chipping in for the wall too?

 

3 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Seriously, conviction requires that 20 senators in the majority party (in this case) possess a conscience and a spine. Good luck finding even one.

I think there are very few in the senate that really like how trump is governing. Perhaps a Cindy Hyde smith may be an exception.  Most  gop senators really just want a gop President. If they were presented with a chance to remove trump and he cannot appeal....

Assuming trump wins next year, they could impeach and convict him, and then hope to keep pence in place for 2024.

i think the chance of that is close to zero but you can’t tell me that the temptation wouldn’t occur to many of them. 

Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I think there are very few in the senate that really like how trump is governing. Perhaps a Cindy Hyde smith may be an exception.  Most  gop senators really just want a gop President. If they were presented with a chance to remove trump and he cannot appeal....

Assuming trump wins next year, they could impeach and convict him, and then hope to keep pence in place for 2024.

i think the chance of that is close to zero but you can’t tell me that the temptation wouldn’t occur to many of them. 

He couldn't appeal removal by the Senate. 

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:


Ziggy is his favorite character

I'd guess White Mike and Sergei are his favorites.

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

he won in 2016 using fear (of brown people) and hatred (of brown people, hillary, etc).

when someone stumbles into doing something right, they automatically think they're a genius and that they know better than anyone else how it's done.

in 2020 he'll double down on racism and trying to make everyone hate whomever comes out of the democratic primary race.  is there even a doubt about it at this point?

1 minute ago, Bojack said:

I'd guess White Mike and Sergei are his favorites.

boris.  why always boris.

12 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If they were presented with a chance to remove trump and he cannot appeal....

He wouldn’t be able to appeal even if that did happen. 

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

In 2020 he'll double down on racism and trying to make everyone hate whomever comes out of the democratic primary race.  is there even a doubt about it at this point?

He will get his fair share of undecideds just by branding the D nominee as Hillary 2.0, but worse. This time the nominee is a full blown Socialist.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Anyone protesting Trump will be labeled as ANTIFA. 

*quoted wrong tweet

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Anyone protesting Trump will be labeled as ANTIFA. 

Correct.

Step 1: create a broad category of “terrorist organization.”

Step 2: deem anyone who opposes you to be a member of that organization.

Step 3: toss them in prison.

It’s one of the most-referenced pages in the authoritarian playbook.
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:


Ziggy is his favorite character

This is the only Ziggy I know 

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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Correct.

Step 1: create a broad category of “terrorist organization.”

Step 2: deem anyone who opposes you to be a member of that organization.

Step 3: toss them in prison.

It’s one of the most-referenced pages in the authoritarian playbook.

well also it's about the mud-slinging "both-sides" narrative.

if your side is dirty and the other side is clean, the strategy is always to go negative early and often, so that by the time the clean side fights back, it just looks like typical political mud-slinging from both sides, and people throw up their hands and stop caring (and stop assessing blame to one side or the other).

35 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 Most  gop senators really just want a gop President. If they were presented with a chance to remove trump and he cannot appeal....

Assuming trump wins next year, they could impeach and convict him, and then hope to keep pence in place for 2024.

i think the chance of that is close to zero but you can’t tell me that the temptation wouldn’t occur to many of them. 

Fuck them.  You give them way too much credit.

While we're at it, you seem like a nice guy, but fuck you, too.

 

 

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6 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

The President of the United States is a racist piece of shit.

48 minutes ago, retread said:

He will get his fair share of undecideds just by branding the D nominee as Hillary 2.0, but worse. This time the nominee is a full blown Socialist.

Hillary inspired a special kind of hate that no other Ds can bring to the table.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

And this is where Civil War 2.0 comes from.

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

There is a big part of me that wants him to win in 2020, but both the House and Senate go to the dems. That way he can get impeached by the House and convicted by the Senate. I want him to be the first to have to leave in disgrace and not just because he was voted out. 

you think the Dems will get 67 Senators?

 

(sorry, didn't mean to pile on)

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12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hillary inspired a special kind of hate that no other Ds can bring to the table.

Disagree fully. Any Dem they throw up will be the worst thing ever that’s going to have illegals raping your daughters, taking your jobs, and taking your money away. Fear of losing everything is his only play and it really works. Fear of losing our “way of life”. 

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And this is where Civil War 2.0 comes from.

all this time worrying about ww3, and we took our eye off the ball when cw2 was coming round the corner.

I was told Mueller couldn’t exonerate anyone and no such thing as exoneration.

 

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Damn he is one stupid motherfucker.  Is immunity to hypocrisy a hallmark of narcissism?

1 hour ago, hpslugga said:

He wouldn’t be able to appeal even if that did happen. 

Yes that is why I said he cannot appeal.

21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Oh boy, do I have some places for him to see populated by hordes of white people in Appalachia and rural America, all represented by Republicans.

lol from the “Have you watched ‘The Wire’?” guy -

 

 https://twitter.com/budmusgrove/status/1155204130031509506?s=21

 

 

He’s claiming he was being sarcastic and that all the people dunking on him is “targeted harassment”.

 

UGA grad. Attorney. Former Marine. Fucking Snowflake.

 

Sounds about right.

 

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