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10 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Imagine that.

A President that can't put down a phone, so a "friendly" country decides to put monitoring shit around the White House.

No telling what the (pick any country name out of a hat) has done as well.

But hey, those liberal tears are sure sweet.

Another general fuck you to Trump voters everywhere.

He will blame Obamastan. 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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If I’m Mike Pounce, I’m a little pissed.

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Eh fuckit

50 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Hilarious 

51 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

That motherfucker needs to be put out to pasture.  Biden can go with him as far as I'm concerned.

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How long before Pence starts correcting people that his name is pronounced "Pounce?"

Why is he prattling on about light bulbs?  And what light bulbs are we being "forced" to use?

The man's brain is soup.

5 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

How long before Pence starts correcting people that his name is pronounced "Pounce?"

It's an archaic pronunciation.  

The 2005 energy bill essentially phased out incandescent bulbs.  The GOP has been bitching for years about it, even as the rest of us have moved on to LED because we hate changing our bulbs every 3 months. Everytime they get back in power they pass approps riders and issue regs trying to make incandescent great again.

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

I'm your dingleberry. 

It doesn't really matter what the 2005 energy bill TRIED to accomplish if I can still buy incandescent and halogen light bulbs.

In short, Trump is lying . . . again. 

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It doesn't really matter what the 2005 energy bill TRIED to accomplish if I can still buy incandescent and halogen light bulbs.

In short, Trump is lying . . . again. 

Well, that's where the Riders come in.  DOE has been prevented for years from finalizing regs that would finish them off.  It's stupid AND Trump is lying.  I know through my work that LED's can mimic incandescent perfectly.  Also, they don't turn my kitchen into a sauna during the summer.

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It doesn't really matter what the 2005 energy bill TRIED to accomplish if I can still buy incandescent and halogen light bulbs.

In short, Trump is lying . . . again. 

Just looking for a reason to explain his orangeness. 

9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

I wish some enterprising campaign creator for the Democrats could shoot a commercial using this.

Picture a split screen with Trump on the left with an incandescent light bulb where his brain is, while all his stupid lies are are scrolling across his chest. Other side of the screen has some of the images we have gotten all to used to seeing: detention center children, mass shooting chaos, hateful rally people with angry faces, and meanwhile the bulb fizzles out and then it all goes black until a sun rises on the full screen with the Democratic party etc.

That is what we have going on before our eyes. A dim bulb that is about to expire.

DJ is meeting with the Acting Secretary of Defense this afternoon. Either more bombs dropping or more money being diverted? Or is it book report Friday?

8 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

DJ is meeting with the Acting Secretary of Defense this afternoon. Either more bombs dropping or more money being diverted? Or is it book report Friday?

Not that it really matters at this point, but Mark Esper actually got confirmed by the Senate, 90-8. Good job, Democrats.

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

How long before Pence starts correcting people that his name is pronounced "Pounce?"

 

Pence will change his name to Pounce. DOTARD will claim it was Pounce all along. Reporters will call him out on it. He will quintuple down that its always been Pounce. Finally, some anonymous toady from the SS office or someplace will issue a statement saying his name was always Pounce, and it was mistakenly written as Pence on his birth certificate.

40 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

DJ is meeting with the Acting Secretary of Defense this afternoon. Either more bombs dropping or more money being diverted? Or is it book report Friday?

Trump is dipping into his grab bag of greatest hits on twitter this morning, so something bigly and negative must be about to come out about him.    A good bombing would be a distraction.  

Given his Doonberg trip to the tune of $+600,000 taxpayer dollars, that's O' Pounce.

Ser Pounce 

I hope nobody tells him that the decrease in black unemployment has slowed tremendously compared to the Obama administration.

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People around the world have moved on from Podesta and how mean the media is to him and are now fixated on the state of North Carolina.

 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

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Why is he prattling on about light bulbs?  And what light bulbs are we being "forced" to use?
The man's brain is soup.
Laura Ingraham slurped steak juice?
His tanning bed is down?

Led bulbs cost a few dollars, and due to past regulations almost as cheap as bulbs that use 5 times the energy and are available in the same color range as incandescent without the mercury or harsh light of florescent.

But lets waste money and replace bulbs annually to own the libs.

To be fair, when you read to children, most of them get it. Maybe Mrs. Trump didn't read to little DJ:

  • When she's asked to put the lights out, she hangs light bulbs outside.
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23 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

He just wakes up every day being a whiny bitch.  Right out of the gate crying.

3 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Laura Ingraham slurped steak juice?
His tanning bed is down?

Led bulbs cost a few dollars, and due to past regulations almost as cheap as bulbs that use 5 times the energy and are available in the same color range as incandescent without the mercury or harsh light of florescent.

But lets waste money and replace bulbs annually to own the libs.

This.  It's fucking stupidity for the sake of stupidity.  We've been replacing incandescents with LEDs as we work through replacement because 1) they are ultimately cheaper, 2) they don't produce heat which we don't need in our climate, and 3) the light is plenty good, and 4) because we're not brain-dead fuckheads.

These dumbfucks would reject natural gas heating and replace it with coal-burning stoves if they could, cost and inefficiency be damned, to own the libs.  The fucking stupid, it burns....but not too brightly.

4 minutes ago, SameSame said:

He just wakes up every day being a whiny bitch.  Right out of the gate crying.

He's a cunt.

The light bulb thing is a great microcosm for what Trumpism is all about.

Please, if there is a God in heaven, let the Trumpkins destroy any LED/CFL bulbs they have in their house and replace them all with incandescent bulbs just to own the libruls.  More power consumed by the bulbs, more heat dissipated into the house, higher air conditioning bills (I'm talking to you Ed Orgeron).  

 

You, Right, and Hes: HE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW

The GOP has no other option. It's now the Party of Trump

48 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

56 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

The light bulb thing is a great microcosm for what Trumpism is all about.

Trumpism = cutting off your nose to spite your face, and then fucking bragging about it.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Well, bad weather is like rape: if it's inevitable, you might as well relax and enjoy it.

 

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

i am a shit sandwich, and you are going to have to take a bite.

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

i am a shit sandwich, and you are going to have to take a bite.

They are fine with this.

Disappointed, maybe.  But will accept it, take a big ole bite and give you a thumbs up. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

They are fine with this.

Disappointed, maybe.  But will accept it, take a big ole bite and give you a thumbs up. 

and grin at you with shit in their teeth. i met a lot them last weekend at dkr

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Can somebody make a photoshop or meme or whatever of the Mount Rushmore of Light Bulb invention.

Edison.  

Westinghouse.

Tesla.

Trump.  

Find out who his friends are and ask them if they want to start a business in Kentucky.

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/09/13/ivanka-trump-donors-1488704

 

At a mid-August fundraiser in Jackson Hole, Wyo., Ivanka Trump was asked to name the personality traits she inherited most from her parents.

Without much of a pause, Trump told the crowd of roughly 120 high-end donors that her mother gave her an example of how to be a powerful, successful woman.

And her father? He passed onto her his moral compass, she said, according to two event attendees.

 

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