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LMAO this fucking guy "the democrats are only asking for the second conversation, they should really ask for the first one too!"

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Who the hell has a "perfect" conversation?

 

 

Oooh!  Leaders came up to him and said "sir, what they're doing to you is so awful!"

Is that the first "sir"?  Do we drink a shot or what?

1 minute ago, sachick said:

He's rambling now.

"you should ask for the first conversation, there's a rumor they want the first conversation, they should ask for pence's conversation"

w.t.f.

this guy is a drooling moron. claims the "conversations were all perfect," like he really believes that memo he released isn't a major fucking problem. i can't imagine what's contained in those other conversations. he's not even a clever criminal. this is like being ruled by caligula.

They can hand drugs through the slots you fucking moron.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

You can always tell when he is straight up lying, because his lips are moving. 

FIFY

I guess he hasn't seen the girls climbing the wall vid.

buckle up buckaroos, he's gone off the rails

Did he say he's almost done with the wall?

Just now, Chad Fuck said:

I guess he hasn't seen the girls climbing the wall vid.

Hey, you traitor.  They're "anti-climbing panels".  WTF do you know about walls?

anti-climb panels.

new fantasy football team name i call it.

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All the leaders! All of the them. The best leaders.

 

 

4 minutes ago, sachick said:

Who the hell has a "perfect" conversation?

it's a challenge to have a perfect conversation.  to have all of your conversations with another world leader be perfect is quite a feat.  most presidential.  tremendous.

This is a devastating drone attack.

Existing new home sales are up, so that's nice. 

The best part of this is Pompeo and Mnuchin standing there like the dipshits that they are. 

it would be glorious if the first person was like, "hi, i have a witch-hunt question."

i thought he was being pretty honest until he started talking about books.

then he lost me.

All the leaders! All of the them. The best leaders.
 
 

Wow, what a crazy coincidence that all those leaders would say the exact same crazy thing to him.

No one says adds 10 points to a poll! NO ONE!!

This is the definitive greatest hits press conference. 

Holy shit, he's too dumb to realize that he did anything wrong. 

Fucking liar.  He got 304 electoral votes, not 306, and it pales to the 365/370/379 recently secured by Clinton and Obama.

Oh no, worse than socialism?

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4 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Wow, what a crazy coincidence that all those leaders would say the exact same crazy thing to him.

And none of them will say so to the press. 

Who is he addressing as "baby?"

lulz at the foxnews business reporter throwing shade about impeachment

Just now, Pancho said:

So he clearly didn’t answer that reporters question

So he clearly doesn’t answer ANY reporters question

The fake press and the Democrats are ruining people's lives!

Fuck yeah.  This is how it's done.   Let this be an example for all

 

 

On 9/24/2019 at 1:57 PM, Bateshorn said:

Of course, there is some wicked irony in him getting impeached trying to beat Biden, only to see Warren win the nomination.

Well, in July, Biden seemed to be a lock.   Plus not sure any other D candidates had potential scandals in foreign land like Biden.

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Where are our resident Trumpkins this fine day??

I WANT MY FLESHY POUND OF FLESH YOU IGNORANT COCKWHISTLES

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28 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Fuck yeah.  This is how it's done.   Let this be an example for all

 

 

To be perfectly candid I'm not comfortable with this approach.  This feels like stooping to the same level as Fox News by imposing editorial "analysis" in the midst of reporting.

I guess that's where we are now.  The viewing public doesn't have a long enough attention span to wait for analysis or has no ability for critical thinking so we have to shove it down their throat as a story is developing.

31 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Fuck yeah.  This is how it's done.   Let this be an example for all

 

 

The day is coming soon where the press simply gets up and walks out on him like a bad movie.  One by one, leaving him babbling to a room of chairs.

Just now, pyrohornIII said:

The day is coming soon where the press simply gets up and walks out on him like a bad movie.  One by one, leaving him babbling to a room of chairs.

Now, see, this is something I can support.

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

To be perfectly candid I'm not comfortable with this approach.  This feels like stooping to the same level as Fox News by imposing editorial "analysis" in the midst of reporting.

I guess that's where we are now.  The viewing public doesn't have a long enough attention span to wait for analysis or has no ability for critical thinking so we have to shove it down their throat as a story is developing.

How about an "analyst" with a replay button and slo-mo, like on a football broadcast.  "Let's hear that one again, because it sounded like complete bullshit (replays tape)...yep, right here is where the motherfucker lied"

7 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

To be perfectly candid I'm not comfortable with this approach.  This feels like stooping to the same level as Fox News by imposing editorial "analysis" in the midst of reporting.

I guess that's where we are now.  The viewing public doesn't have a long enough attention span to wait for analysis or has no ability for critical thinking so we have to shove it down their throat as a story is developing.

agreed.  it's like a bad movie.  if i walk out of it early, i don't feel as comfortable trashing it to everyone i talk to.

i want to see the end.  maybe there's a twist!

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

How about an "analyst" with a replay button and slo-mo, like on a football broadcast.  "Let's hear that one again, because it sounded like complete bullshit (replays tape)...yep, right here is where the motherfucker lied"

This would be much better than breaking into a live press conference.  Hell, John Oliver does that nearly every week.

Jesus titty-fucking christ, how I yearn for the day that the president of the United States is no longer a fucking brain-dead buffoon.

Every time that orange piece of shit makes a public appearance, you know he's going to embarrass the country. Originally, I had hope that he could occasionally disguise the fact that he is a complete retard, but now I know that's never gonna happen. No matter how small the task or engagement, Trump always leaves me wanting to kick every single Trump voter square in the cunt.

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