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19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Entrance exam:  Spell "Mississippi"

and that's why they have a 19% automatic admittance rate.

 

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49 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

and that's why they have a 19% automatic admittance rate.

 

Almost 80% overall...how bad must it feel to get rejected by Ole Miss?

It will more than pay for itself with reinvestment and trickle down. win win.

10 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Almost 80% overall...how bad must it feel to get rejected by Ole Miss?

Damn, that's somewhere between aggy and UTEP but Ole Miss is supposed to be the state flagship unlike these other two schools.

You know he didn’t write this because it’s threaded correctly and doesn’t have the “..........”

 

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

You know he didn’t write this because it’s threaded correctly and doesn’t have the “..........”

 

He also used the word "you."

There’s some law in the state constitution of Mississippi that forces admittance of state residents.

It goes back to the civil rights era and was passed with good intentions but has been awful in reality.

I’m admittedly ignorant on all the details but a fraternity brother of my husband is a professor at Mississippi State and he will rant about it for hours if given the chance.

Both schools are still lower tier but their hands are tied on admissions.

Do they still call it "Ole Piss"?

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5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

It's ok if O&G is suffering so that Coal can thrive.  After all, according to the fed govt, there were 50,300 coal workers in Nov. 2016 when Trump was elected.  By taking down O&G, there are now 53,900 jobs.   https://data.bls.gov/timeseries/CES1021210001

Those 3,600 jobs are top priority.

more coal generation capacity has gone offline during the first two years of trump than in obama's first 4:

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-coal/president-trump-cant-stop-u-s-coal-plants-from-retiring-idUSKCN1P80BY?fbclid=IwAR3VTNj2G5ft2gOd4fw_YBL2EdBI6jv433GqFPNRrCNc2E6HfEoRCyMhi0M

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In total, more than 23,400 megawatts (MW) of coal-fired generation were shut in 2017-2018 versus 14,900 MW in 2009-2012, according to data from Reuters and the U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA).

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40 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Politicians have been promising to move the embassy to Jerusalem?

lol this is one that made me crack up as well

I would have thought a billionaire would be able to afford a much more elegant spread.

Or at least some "salad":

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Oh fuck, there's nothing I like more than a pile of Filet-O-Fish's served at room temperature.

8 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

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He has Randy Taylor there?

 

Fuck, I'm gonna eat, goddamit!

Fatboy President wants Big Macs, that's the reason he did this.

 

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1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

Fatboy President wants Big Macs, that's the reason he did this.

 

If there's a more perfect snapshot of America right now than this one, I haven't seen it.  It has it all: retared DOTUS in extra long tie.  Elaborate, classy, beautiful gold candelabra up and down the table, illuminating.....stacks of fucking McDonalds shit....on silver fucking White House serving trays.

Have you ever imagined what America would look like if we elected a five year old president?  Imagine no longer -- what you see is real.

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I'm more shocked that major news outlets failed to report that Lt Army was killed but re-spawned 2x. 

I knew Kristy had intimate knowledge of vampires, but I didn’t realize she had some in her own family.

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If there's a more perfect snapshot of America right now than this one, I haven't seen it.  It has it all: retared DOTUS in extra long tie.  Elaborate, classy, beautiful gold candelabra up and down the table, illuminating.....stacks of fucking McDonalds shit....on silver fucking White House serving trays.

Have you ever imagined what America would look like if we elected a five year old president?  Imagine no longer -- what you see is real.

Holy fuck, you’ve revealed the plot of Big 2!

Fancy dippin' sauce in silver bowls

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17 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Oh fuck, there's nothing I like more than a pile of Filet-O-Fish's served at room temperature.

Ohh ya, let that mayonnaise congeal. 

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

Fatboy President wants Big Macs, that's the reason he did this.

 

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2 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Ohh ya, let that mayonnaise congeal. 

The brown tint means it's at peak flavor.

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16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If there's a more perfect snapshot of America right now than this one, I haven't seen it.  It has it all: retared DOTUS in extra long tie.  Elaborate, classy, beautiful gold candelabra up and down the table, illuminating.....stacks of fucking McDonalds shit....on silver fucking White House serving trays.

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lol McDonald’s on silver platters.

For many reasons, I obviously wish the game had gone differently but what I wouldn’t have given to see Nick Saban’s face walking in on that mess.


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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Entrance exam:  Spell "Mississippi"

is the "m...i...crooked letter...crooked letter..." spelling acceptable?

Another day, another embarrassment. 

I’d tear that spread up. 

7 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

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Man......I really can't put into words how much I dig Sara Rue.

Wearing the trench coat inside to cover his gelatinous body.

that shit'll all be cold by the time the Clemson players show up, right?

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

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9 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

I’d tear that spread up. 

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7 minutes ago, retread said:

Wearing the trench coat inside to cover his gelatinous body.

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9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Another day, another embarrassment. 

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18 minutes ago, RPM said:

The brown tint means it's at peak flavor.

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30 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

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What’s not funny is that movie actually underestimated the stupidity yet to come. 

53 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Fatboy President wants Big Macs, that's the reason he did this.

 

‘He eats like us!’

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