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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah, NFC title game then super bowl champs.  really went to shit fast didn’t it?

For Reference See: USC With SAM DARNOLD AS QB His Last Two Years... and then AFTER

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

12 parsecs man. Its less than 12.

Hence the under 13 parsecs.

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

39 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

I think he blocked me on his personal twitter for me telling him to quit with the politics and get back to covering the Longhorns.  Or maybe it’s because I said he was a fretting negative ninny.  Blocked there.  I much later  commented to some random twitter follower that posted something from Wescoit that he’d Blocked me because he’s a thin skinned bitch.  Block by BON

Lol. If you know Wescott, you'd know never to bring up politics around him.

I’m impressed that sc fans are keeping their tampering accusations on their own boards and not registering here to spew their frustrations on us. 

I’m impressed that sc fans are keeping their tampering accusations on their own boards and not registering here to spew their frustrations on us. 
They aren't too aggy.
5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m impressed that sc fans are keeping their tampering accusations on their own boards and not registering here to spew their frustrations on us. 

Well, they aren't aggy.

Meanwhile, how rude is Doak Walker, stealing Bru's limelight and all...

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m impressed that sc fans are keeping their tampering accusations on their own boards and not registering here to spew their frustrations on us. 

Considering that it was probably fellow CA high school senior/Early Enrollee De'Gabriel Floyd constantly sending him messages to...

< < < G E T . . . O U T > > >

...there's not really anything that can be done.

The coaches wouldn't have done anything, but his friends could suggest that he move to Oranger Pastures.

Edited by Napoleon

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m impressed that sc fans are keeping their tampering accusations on their own boards and not registering here to spew their frustrations on us. 

It's kind of sad to see, but I think they're where most of us were at the end of Charlie.

They see that not only their coach but their entire ad is a shit show and don't need to believe that shenanigans were at play for a recruit to run away.

They're right, too. 

Just here to contribute towards 1000.  Carry on

Just now, Digdogger said:

Looks like a real smart player, probably a real gym rat, bring his lunch in a lunch pale kind of player.  

He definitely wrapped up with form tackles on every tackle in the first 3 minutes, save for when he took out the blocker and then made the tackle with a trip that wasn't called.

Probably as good as having a coach on the field.

2 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

Looks like a real smart player, probably a real gym rat, bring his lunch in a lunch pale kind of player.  

Just watch.  Orlando will fall in love with him and he will be a 4 year starter.

4 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

Looks like a real smart player, probably a real gym rat, bring his lunch in a lunch pale kind of player.  

Very racist.

3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

He definitely wrapped up with form tackles on every tackle in the first 3 minutes, save for when he took out the blocker and then made the tackle with a trip that wasn't called.

Probably as good as having a coach on the field.

More like a coach on the practice squad. But still depth is good.

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Very racist.

😳

I blame my poor spelling...


...Just realized that that wasn't my post. Double 😳😳

(I totally flubbed that.)

Edited by Napoleon

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

More like a coach on the practice squad. But still depth is good.

Reminds me of Jason Sehorn. 

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

Think I’ll subscribe to Liucci’s top 44 now since he’s so objective when it comes to rankings. 

Make sure you screenshot them.  They tend to disappear as time passes.  

I could care less about the commitments or the recruiting class.  I am just here for the closetojumping v. 9.95er violence.  If any of you are currently associated with EJ and stand by his tweet last night, EABOD. 

1 hour ago, NoName said:

How can something so good become such a shit show so quickly?

 

Edit: seriously this is record time even for us.

You’re not new here. Everything’s a shit show. Win, lose, or draw. 

Bru should be the first to make an “I’m transferring my talents to Texas” video. 

9 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Make sure you screenshot them.  They tend to disappear as time passes.  

I've been tracking them on the Jimbo threads.

I'm sure his 2018 ranking of Leon O'Neal ahead of both Overshown and Caden Sterns will stand the test of time.

2 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

I'm sure his 2018 ranking of Leon O'Neal ahead of both Overshown and Caden Sterns will stand the test of time.

Well, sure, since O'Neal himself is the one who is going to purge that one personally,  so it's going to take a while.

24 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

Looks like a real smart player, probably a real gym rat, bring his lunch in a lunch pale kind of player.  

Definitely

there's no way this is a shitshow unless Bru is NOT coming to Austin

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Things have absolutely snowballed for us since Washington stuck in the runup to NSD1. Herman is just killing it on the field and off.

On a largely unrelated note, I had a theory regarding why Herman would keep a guy like DW on staff. Our talent evals have looked generally like nails— maybe he is a big part of that brain trust that TH doesn’t want to piss off. Or maybe Tom is afraid of the ‘goodbye deuce.’ I don’t know.

I have to go to college station this weekend for a lacrosse tournament.

Was dreading it until today.

1 minute ago, Gardner Barnes said:

I have to go to college station this weekend for a lacrosse tournament.

Was dreading it until today.

I'll Venmo you $50 to get a "247 2019 Class Rankings #3 Texas" banner made. 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

When Helton gets fired, he deserves an analyst job on our staff as a token of appreciation.

Uh.....no.

9 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

I have to go to college station this weekend for a lacrosse tournament.

Was dreading it until today.

Veterans Park? Or on campus?

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Wow...I’m not sure if that’s the best or worst thing I’ve listened to this year

So like the Sharknado movie franchise. That’s all you had to say. This podcast is like the Sharknado movie franchise.

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Wow...I’m not sure if that’s the best or worst thing I’ve listened to this year

It's kind of like eating an entire half gallon of ice cream. It was good, but you look down in horror and what you just did to yourself. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

"I have to go to college station this weekend for a lacrosse tournament."

 

Do not walk on their sacred grass :)
 

#3 in the class rankings is our ceiling. UGA will spend enough money to stay in the top 2, and Bama won't be outdone. 

I'm agnostic on Shepherd. Think of it this way. Shepherd won't be ready to play until 2022. Tommy Brockermeyer will be a redshirt freshman in 2022. Who's starting at LT? The flake with bad weight or the focused, all business player with NFL bloodlines? 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

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On 1/23/2019 at 5:37 PM, Get ln My Van said:

If we get Bru McCoy I’ll stick my dick in a Frappuccino

Bump.

You don’t know, that’s why you take both.


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2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

#3 in the class rankings is our ceiling. UGA will spend enough money to stay in the top 2, and Bama won't be outdone. 

I'm agnostic on Shepherd. Think of it this way. Shepherd won't be ready to play until 2022. Tommy Brockermeyer will be a redshirt freshman in 2022. Who's starting at LT? The flake with bad weight or the focused, all business player with NFL bloodlines? 

If Shepherd isn’t on the field before 2022, he’s probably already transferred somewhere else.

I mean yeah obviously I would rather everybody be fanatically loyal to Texas and not shop around, but if Shepherd decides he wants to come here great. There is probably a reason the staff offered him to begin with, they think they can make a great player out of him.

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