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Just another hero who wanted to make it home that night to fuck his police dog.


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Was it a female or male police dog? That should make all the difference, right? And why is sex with a dog illegal in Louisiana? Was the sex non-consenting? When I hug my cats and tell them I love them, I can tell they are happy. And if I shoot them with a squirt gun, I can tell they dont like that.

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1 hour ago, Wyatt Mann said:

Was it a female or male police dog? That should make all the difference, right? And why is sex with a dog illegal in Louisiana? Was the sex non-consenting? When I hug my cats and tell them I love them, I can tell they are happy. And if I shoot them with a squirt gun, I can tell they dont like that.

What an interesting fetish - and we (surly) presume that by shooting them with your squirt gun you mean having sex after the hug.
Surly advice is, don't film it - and if you have filmed it delete it, at once.

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1 hour ago, millhouse said:

How did he get 20 counts fucking but 24 counts filming him fucking?

This was my first thought as well.  Plus 31 counts of kiddie porn?  Are they measuring in dog years so he has 24 dog kiddie porn plus 7 others?  All very confusing. 

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I for one cannot wait to see how they plant this evidence on some poor black guy.  Obviously a police dog is gonna pick out the black dude in the lineup.  

Not sure how they cover up the kiddie porn thing though.  They look the other way when a fellow officer beats his wife or his kids.  I'm sure there's a blue line for this kinda thing.

My god, we heard what happens to pedophiles in prison.  And we know what happens to police in prison.  I'm genuinely curious what happens to a pedophile cop.  I would think the guards wouldn't even bother with a separate wing.  I think they'll just let the universe sort it out.  

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"Ladies and Gentlemen of Bossier City, we of the BCPD pledge to keep you safe and protected sparing no effort or expense.  With that in mind, we'd like to introduce you to our new K-9 team, Officer Terry Yetman and his four legged crime-fighting partner Ned Beatty"

"We're still trying to get Office Yetman to tell us how he came up with the name..."

/murmuring amongst simple citizens

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14 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Is this some kind of euphemism here?

 

& It's OK if you don't know what a "euphemism" is.

One of my favorite dork things to do is watch Rueben The Bulldog's YouTube channel.  Fucker just makes me laugh.

That said, after reading this shit here I'm starting to wonder about Rueben's boss...

 

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