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Reply all. Everyone in my company received a phishing email disguised as an enquiry over an invoice yesterday. It started a chain reaction of retards asking why they received the email, followed by other retards advising on how to handle phishing emails (delete them), followed by more retards asking to be removed from the email chain. At last count over 70 emails about that very important matter.

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Team Ketchup not catsup

Dill and sour pickles rule

All relish sucks as do sweet pickles

Team Miracle whip

both sweet and unsweetened iced tea sucks, team hot green tea

team dilled jalapenos, fresh non dilled japs suck ass

i don't mind the little dogs i do mind the people who take the little dogs everywhere, those people should be neutered

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1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

Team Ketchup not catsup

Dill and sour pickles rule

All relish sucks as do sweet pickles

Team Miracle whip

both sweet and unsweetened iced tea sucks, team hot green tea

team dilled jalapenos, fresh non dilled japs suck ass

i don't mind the little dogs i do mind the people who take the little dogs everywhere, those people should be neutered

dilled jalapeno?

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

sweet tea is disgusting, unsweet tea is refreshing and glorious

I'm partially here.  Sweet tastes good, but I just kinda don't like sugared beverages at all due to gut rot.

Unsweet teas is absolutely refreshing and glorious.

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3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Team Ketchup not catsup

Dill and sour pickles rule

All relish sucks as do sweet pickles

Team Miracle whip

both sweet and unsweetened iced tea sucks, team hot green tea

team dilled jalapenos, fresh non dilled japs suck ass

i don't mind the little dogs i do mind the people who take the little dogs everywhere, those people should be neutered

Excessive "teaming." 

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5 hours ago, Blotto said:

Reply all. Everyone in my company received a phishing email disguised as an enquiry over an invoice yesterday. It started a chain reaction of retards asking why they received the email, followed by other retards advising on how to handle phishing emails (delete them), followed by more retards asking to be removed from the email chain. At last count over 70 emails about that very important matter.

that was a thing in 1997 and it's still a thing today, abandon hope all ye who enter

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22 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Jesus Christ.

Uhh, sir, corporate HR would like a word with you 1. for uttering that christian (I mean Jewish) mans name (offending our aetheists, Muslins and Buddhists) and 2. for using that saviors name in vain...  They're gonna have an ask session with you

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4 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Uhh, sir, corporate HR would like a word with you 1. for uttering that christian mans name (offending our aetheists, Muslins and Buddhists) and 2. for using that saviors name in vain...  They're gone have an ask session with you

Yeah, definitely glad I was able to escape corporate America.  Sometimes I'm jealous of the hours, but I couldn't handle that environment for long.  It takes a certain strength to put up with that and not fucking murder everyone.

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13 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

People who put their briefcase, small bags or jackets in the overhead bin.  I had to check my carryon last night from Chicago because of this.  Inconsiderate pricks. 

If it's the only thing I'm carrying, sorry man, that's my space. I'm not screwing with my leg room.

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1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

People who put their briefcase, small bags or jackets in the overhead bin.  I had to check my carryon last night from Chicago because of this.  Inconsiderate pricks. 

I’ll gate check my bag on every flight for the rest of my life if it means no bullshit emotional support animals within 5 rows of me.

 

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