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*opposing team gets 11 yards on first down*
this is a great time to play the eyes of texas fanfare!
Maybe they want everyone to look at how shitty we are so there is a coaching change.

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Remember when everyone thought Orlando was gonna get a head coaching gig?...

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Just now, Colonel Sanders said:

Sitting here watching this team play, it seems unbelievable that they have won 6 games.

This team was a couple of plays and dipshit coaching decisions from beating the #1 team in the country.  Crazy to think about that.

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I’m as disappointed as everyone with our season. I just believe Coach Herman has the chops to fix it next year.
are you on dope?

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1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

And what makes you think he has those chops? What has he done to make you think that? We suck. He sucks. It’s only a matter of time until he’s gone. So fuck off with your dumbass bullshit. 

He has been humiliated this year and will be scared shitless in losing his job. That type of fear will motivate him. At least I hope it will. He’s Mensa smart

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Stupid drive-killing mistakes on offense. Huge cushion to give up first downs and a quick score on D. That’s our brand. And we own that space like nobody else.

If this team was a horse, you’d shoot it.

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Well. Time to go finish putting up the Christmas lights. Fuck this shit

 

It’s worth repeating. This team has mailed it in and is toxic for recruiting purpose.

 

Fuck you Herman and Orlando

 

And Fuck You CDC if you don’t do something about this shit in a few hours after we end 6-6.

 

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Just now, BrickHorn said:

This team was a couple of plays and dipshit coaching decisions from beating the #1 team in the country.  Crazy to think about that.

parks and recreation technology GIF

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Nice hold missed. Nice to see foster tackling air. 4 guys covering 1 and multiple receivers undefended/uncovered.

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My ideal outcome for this game would be Texas winning a shootout on a last second field goal. The only thing I have seen so far that could keep that outcome from happening would be Texas' offense actually being worse than Tech's defense.

My least ideal outcome would have been losing a low scoring defensive battle. Fortunately, that can't happen now, because Texas is clearly not going to be stopping Tech at any point today.

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Playing and possibly losing to a shit Tech team in front of 45,000 people on T+1 is such a ridiculous farce.  It’s time to cut all the bullshit all around, which means:

1. Go after Urban Meyer.  Stop fucking around with a failed lame duck coach.  It will be a generation or more before anyone has a better hiring opportunity than Urban Meyer in his 50s just chilling without a coaching job.

2. Either put aggy back on the schedule for Thanksgiving or T+1, or just play whatever game we have on Saturday.  I’d prefer we play aggy and beat their asses 75% of the time like we did before we became the pussified LHN “at least we make money!” football program. 

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They just ran that guy on a simple route to open grass away from the safety who was lined up 20 yards off him in the end zone.  It doesn’t matter if Brandon Jones is Earl Thomas.  The alignment cannot stop that play if it’s a good route and throw.  

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