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Matt Gaetz is a complete douchebag and he needs his own thread

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Posted (edited)

frat-bro's bitch ass is being abused on twitter by Ron Perlman.  It's quite satisfying. 

Perlman posts something about BLM.  Gaetz responds that Mr. Woke Hollywood played the role of a racist asshole biker gang leader.

Shit went on from there.

 

Edited thread title, for the googles
Edited by Gil Bang

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16 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

you serious bro?  Is Trump suckass number 1.

 

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Kill.  Fuck. 

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don't make him mad he'll totally call his daddy on you

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Posted (edited)

Heard he grew up in the Truman Show house. And Joe Don Baker fucked his mom. 

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Edited by washparkhorn

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I wonder if Matt thinks Brad Pitt is really an astronaut or that Daniel Day Lewis is actually Abraham Lincoln.

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Maybe Trump meant to say he's done more for black people than Daniel Day Lewis?

Still probably not true, but slightly less absurd?

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What a fucking chode. Him and Ted Cruz should be forced to be roommates and turn it into a reality show on OAN. 

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Gym Jordan getting dragged into this when he’d rather be ignoring it. 

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28 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

And Ted Cruz was a champion debater of some sort? He turned on the buzz saw and then ran his hideous face right through it. 

You better shut up or I'll volunteer a friend of mine to kick your ass, tough guy!

How about you do it?

Uh...

Perlman is kicking ass on twitter, but it's almost like Kramer in the kid dojo.

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24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What a fucking chode. Him and Ted Cruz should be forced to be roommates and turn it into a reality show on OAN. 

There wouldn't be any "force" to it.  They'd be all into Ted and Gym's Lemon Party

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29 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What a fucking chode. Him and Ted Cruz should be forced to be roommates and turn it into a reality show on OAN. 

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Posted (edited)

I really don’t know which is the bigger con job:

Trump pretending that he knows anything meaningful about political affairs

OR

Gaetz pretending to be an alpha male

Edited by hpslugga

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13 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I wonder if Matt thinks Brad Pitt is really an astronaut or that Daniel Day Lewis is actually Abraham Lincoln.

Daniel Day Lewis has two left feet.

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Oh and here’s another thing about Gaetz’ ilk:

Whenever you see a prominent or semi-prominent right winger talking shit about Hollywood and its elitism, chances are very good that it’s just a ruse:

 

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Lmfao at Ted Cruz talking tough and wanting a pinch hitter if there's an actual physical confrontation then getting completely owned all over Twitter.

What a special Canadian douchebag, eh?

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He almost let Trump be a pinch hitter to fuck his wife, Heidi.  Why wouldn't he sub in somebody for some harmless Greco-Roman?  

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1 minute ago, Lobo said:

He almost let Trump be a pinch hitter to fuck his wife, Heidi.  Why wouldn't he sub in somebody for some harmless Greco-Roman?  

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

He almost let Trump be a pinch hitter to fuck his wife, Heidi.  Why wouldn't he sub in somebody for some harmless Greco-Roman?  

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Posted (edited)

let's not forget that, like that piece of shit tom cotton, matt gaetz wants to turn the military on US citizens in their own streets:

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Edited by elfenix

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Lol that fucking clown thinks the US has a mission to “hunt down” terrorists in the Middle East.

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1 hour ago, elfenix said:

let's not forget that, like that piece of shit tom cotton, matt gaetz wants to turn the military on US citizens in their own streets:

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He is quickly climbing the list of biggest pieces of shit in the GOP. 

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Slap dick just pulled the "all lives matter" card in congress when asked if black lives matter.

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Something about him...seems like he and Rex Kramer have date raped the same women.  

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Look at this pathetic performance.

 

 


He wanted to drop a slur so bad.

 

I'll pass.  Gaetz is on the same level as dotard for me, in that I make it a priority to never hear their voices.

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Look at this pathetic performance.





He wanted to drop a slur so bad.

In case anyone is wondering: no, Matt Gaetz does not have any black children. Or any children for that matter.

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That didn't stop him from throwing a hissy fit when Mr. Richmond told him if he had black kids that Richmond cared about them more than he did.  That was pretty epic, and I watched it despite the fact that in general I follow the same rule as @Biff Tannen

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55 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


In case anyone is wondering: no, Matt Gaetz does not have any black children. Or any children for that matter.

Impotence is a bitch.  

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2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:


In case anyone is wondering: no, Matt Gaetz does not have any black children. Or any children for that matter.

I bet that walking frat paddle has paid for at least 5 abortions, though. 

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Posted (edited)

Gaetz may be Nestor’s “daddy,” but Nestor is not his son. 

Edited by Jive Turkey

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11 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Gaetz may be Nestor’s “daddy,” but Nestor is not his son. 

reminds me of the scene in bachelor party where his future in-laws are asking tom hanks about having children, and he says, "we're thinking maybe adoption, there's this 17 year old korean girl i've got my eye on."

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also (i'm just getting caught up on this thread) but is matt gaetz really trying to get into a race-war over twitter with ron perlman, a jewish man with a black wife (and mixed children)?

and he's 70, so yeah, let's challenge him to a wrestling match in the middle of a pandemic.

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