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Cobbler with fresh dewberries picked from your yard that afternoon.

Also, getting that last dewberry thorn out of your hand.

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When a dishwasher is properly loaded so when you unload it, things can be put away in an quick, efficient manner. For example, grouping similar utensils together. 

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And hot water for that first morning shower that feels so good you don't want it to be over...even if you're not rubbing one out.

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On ‎5‎/‎22‎/‎2018 at 11:17 AM, Chilly Water said:

The smell of lake water and boat exhaust right before you head out on the lake.

Being the first one on the lake on a Sunday morning when it's still like glass.

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Getting the yard work done on your first day off so that you can enjoy the rest of the time off not worrying about it. 

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27 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Getting the yard work done on your first day off so that you can enjoy the rest of the time off not worrying about it. 

Getting hot doing yard work, and cracking open that first cold beer.

Only surpassed by that cold beer you crack open after you are done.

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5 hours ago, RTF Horn said:

Trying a new donut place for the first time and the donuts are excellent.

I'll extend this to a not so trivial one..

Moving to a new small town and finding some excellent unexpected food joint...

Sushi.. really good sushi.. Mexican food, far from Texas.. coffee.. really great coffee. 

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5 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Being the first one on the lake on a Sunday morning when it's still like glass.

Particularly during a heavy boat holiday weekend... Fuck you, I get up and get it done early bitches!!!

Edit- Made better if you are pulling in to dock as the wake waves start really kicking up and you see losers headed out.. suck it!

Edited by BurntEyes

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6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Tying a necktie in the morning and nailing the correct length on the first try.  

Never having to wear a necktie.

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15 hours ago, Bogeywon said:

Making a fart that scratches the itch in my ass

You have amazing, almost inhuman control of your digestive tract. I've consumed stuff that has with my biological process made such a far, however, I did not have direct control over the process.

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Having a 3 day weekend fall after your regular days off. 5 day weekend, bitches!

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5 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Sitting on the front porch after working out. Never thought I’d turn into a front porch sitter but here I am.

Oh, man, that first cup of coffee in the morning tastes so much better while sitting on my front porch. We wave at the morning joggers, too. Them, and the busboys on their bicycles headed for restaurant row a few blocks from our house. It's so funny to wave at the grumpy ones, because they can't help but have to wave back, all while they are trying desperately to be surly as fuck.

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Finishing up on a Mon- Thu AM rental of a vacation house in Ruidoso, NM.

 

Sitting out on balcony in 70 degree weather in the mountain pines and must finish 8 local beers f om the fridge tonight.

 

Elevation, right at 8k feet.  Wife drinking copious amounts of wine.

 

oh yes, and Alex Bregman is a fucking hero.

 

Very pleasing.

 

 

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On 5/23/2018 at 1:23 AM, DougO said:

And hot water for that first morning shower that feels so good you don't want it to be over...even if you're not rubbing one out.

Like anyone here would even know what that's like. 

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Hamburgers for breakfast with an egg on top with a cold hard root beer & thick dill pickle potato chips with pico de gallo... 😋 (stock photo):

Image result for pancakes to go

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

A nice thick, lingering fart that follows you.  Had one that stuck around even after I crossed the street a couple of days ago.

Shart thread is that way...

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3 hours ago, lateshow said:

Like anyone here would even know what that's like. 

I don't think the shower will work if you don't rub one out in it.  From what I can remember from junior high history class, Franklin or Edison did a lot of experimenting in this area

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On 6/29/2018 at 1:54 PM, mr. sunshine said:

I don't think the shower will work if you don't rub one out in it.  From what I can remember from junior high history class, Franklin or Edison did a lot of experimenting in this area

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why he's no longer allowed to use the locker room at the local YMCA.

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31 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why he's no longer allowed to use the locker room at the local YMCA.

The Downtown YMCA in Wichita Falls had a part of a door in a racquetball court, that when slid out, revealed the ladies lockerroom. Circa 87-88  

 

It was good for giggles, but most of that stuff was on the Vic Mickey training regimen...

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I kept forgetting to post this and was reminded about it yesterday.  We were driving on some back roads yesterday through farmland.  For some reason, I get a fairly high degree of satisfaction when the crops are planted in rows that are perpendicular to the roadway.  Everything is just perfectly aligned.  Trivial, but pleasing.

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worked my ass off 3 of the last 4 days...physical stuff.  Got to the end today and could only walk upright from back spasms.

they subsided in about 2 hours. Doing better now.

 

Wife made homemade cheese enchiladas, including some homemade sauce that takes it to 11.  I ate at 2 and again at 6 LOL.

Then I cut an avocado and it is perfectly ripe.

Nice cold beer on hand and Astros game in half an hour.

 

Fuck back spasms, but the day sure did turn out well.

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