June 20, 20196 yr 14 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: Does Maryland have a no front license plate law? A law stating you cant have a front license plate sounds like overreach to me.
June 20, 20196 yr 6 minutes ago, markstanco said: A law stating you cant have a front license plate sounds like overreach to me. I support this law. Ban these fuckers.
June 20, 20196 yr Just now, Cheeseweasel said: I support this law. Ban these fuckers. Where aggy is concerned, it's not so much overreach as it is a reaçh around.
June 20, 20196 yr 9 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said: We are replacing the appliances in a rental we are selling. Wife posted pics on Facetron and had been doing all the communication. She set up for the fridge to be picked up today and casually asks me to bring my 9 mm. Who the hell have you been talking to? She's been talking to me, must have got us confused cuz she always asks me to bring my 9
June 21, 20196 yr I do NOT remember our 9 inch dildo conversation. Was it that time on the patio of a strip club?
June 22, 20196 yr Popular Post On Thursday my wife tried to mow our backyard ( A for effort). She got halfway through and said the mower stopped. As a fix, she added oil to it. "Why?" I asked. "I dunno." She still couldn't start it.Fast forward to today (Saturday). I pull the mower out and check the oil. It's several inches above the fill line. I show her. Her: Oh, I get it. Sorry. By the way, that small red jug next to the big gas tank is the oil that's supposed to go in the mower, right?Me: That's the gas for the leaf blower...FML.Her: Well, maybe you should label it.Me (showing the small red gas tank to my 8 year old daughter: What's that say, sweetie?Daughter: gas-o-line
June 22, 20196 yr 27 minutes ago, fuggled said: On Thursday my wife tried to mow our backyard ( A for effort). She got halfway through and said the mower stopped. As a fix, she added oil to it. "Why?" I asked. "I dunno." She still couldn't start it. Fast forward to today (Saturday). I pull the mower out and check the oil. It's several inches above the fill line. I show her. Her: Oh, I get it. Sorry. By the way, that small red jug next to the big gas tank is the oil that's supposed to go in the mower, right? Me: That's the gas for the leaf blower...FML. Her: Well, maybe you should label it. Me (showing the small red gas tank to my 8 year old daughter: What's that say, sweetie? Daughter: gas-o-line
June 22, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, retread said: Congrats on the hot wife. Hot wives don’t mow back yards. They might mow a front yard if there’s enough traffic or sexy neighbors to see them in short shorts and a sports bra.
June 22, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: Hot wives don’t mow back yards. They might mow a front yard if there’s enough traffic or sexy neighbors to see them in short shorts and a sports bra. When I first started living with the 2nd ex she would always mow the yard in a bikini. The neighbor man told that it really pissed off his wife, but he didn't mind.
June 22, 20196 yr When I first started living with the 2nd ex she would always mow the yard in a bikini. The neighbor man told that it really pissed off his wife, but he didn't mind.Always wondered... did you marry back to back strippers?
June 23, 20196 yr 21 minutes ago, mulletpelini said: did she get the gas/oil mix ratio correct? I'm guessing no.
June 23, 20196 yr When I first started living with the 2nd ex she would always mow the yard in a bikini. The neighbor man told that it really pissed off his wife, but he didn't mind.My wife likes to mow a small section in the front yard with the push mower, tank top and no bra. I expect EE2B to drive by every 15 minutes each Saturday.
June 23, 20196 yr Wife can't deal with work emails like normal human beings, even completely innocuous ones; they require the perfect time and headspace to be dealt with. Like if something pops up on her phone and we gotta go somewhere -- "ohhhhh we can't leave for another 30 minutes I have to reply to this email" "why, what's it about?" "someone asked if I'm available for a meeting on Wednesday...." Uhh...your answer to that is either Yes, No, or propose another time. Why does it take 30 fucking minutes to think through?
June 23, 20196 yr My wife likes to mow a small section in the front yard with the push mower, tank top and no bra. I expect EE2B to drive by every 15 minutes each Saturday. I won’t have to drive by. I’ll just hack your cameras the way I did your Netflix account. [emoji2]
June 23, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, 52-80 said: Wife can't deal with work emails like normal human beings, even completely innocuous ones; they require the perfect time and headspace to be dealt with. Like if something pops up on her phone and we gotta go somewhere -- "ohhhhh we can't leave for another 30 minutes I have to reply to this email" "why, what's it about?" "someone asked if I'm available for a meeting on Wednesday...." Uhh...your answer to that is either Yes, No, or propose another time. Why does it take 30 fucking minutes to think through? On days your wife gets 10 or more work emails.^
June 23, 20196 yr She came home yesterday with two 5 gallon redbud trees that we weren’t looking for and don’t need, because they were marked down to $10. They require afternoon shade, which we can’t really give them, so they likely will die within a year. Im about to go out and dig 2 holes for the trees but maybe if I also dig a grave sized hole her decision making may become more conservative.
June 23, 20196 yr 55 minutes ago, Coyote said: A man has to pee doesn’t he? Wasn’t the fireplace peer tropheus? because if so, new shit has come to light.
June 23, 20196 yr 19 hours ago, markstanco said: My wife likes to mow a small section in the front yard with the push mower, tank top and no bra. I expect EE2B to drive by every 15 minutes each Saturday. You're telling us she uses a razor to shave her pubes in a landing strip, aren't you?
June 23, 20196 yr Use your imagination. She's the hottest 47 year old you know. Still can sport a 2 piece like she is 28.
June 23, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, markstanco said: Use your imagination. She's the hottest 47 year old you know. Still can sport a 2 piece like she is 28. I can fap to this.
June 24, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, markstanco said: Use your imagination. She's the hottest 47 year old you know. Still can sport a 2 piece like she is 28. Since you apparently suck at this, maybe EE2B will remember his camera next time.
June 24, 20196 yr My former next-door neighbor's now ex-wife used to Rollerblade around our section in her Daisy Dukes. She did not skip leg day. it was uncanny how many front yard chores needed to be done at those times
June 24, 20196 yr Popular Post Storm comes through and knock power out. My wife asks,”Will the toilets still work?”
June 24, 20196 yr 10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: She came home yesterday with two 5 gallon redbud trees that we weren’t looking for and don’t need, because they were marked down to $10. They require afternoon shade, which we can’t really give them, so they likely will die within a year. Im about to go out and dig 2 holes for the trees but maybe if I also dig a grave sized hole her decision making may become more conservative. Sam's amirite
June 24, 20196 yr planted em yesterday. We're gonna have apples and pears in about 10 years WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO
June 24, 20196 yr A man has to pee doesn’t he?Anywhere is allowed, I took it on the chin for you guys on this one. Yes I’m a trailblazer ... go ahead, pee on that fire, you know you want to.
June 24, 20196 yr HOUSTON (AP) -- Authorities say a 26-year-old Houston woman who was driving an SUV toward her children in an apparent game of "chicken" struck and killed her 3-year-old son. Harris County prosecutors said Friday that Lexus Stagg is charged with criminally negligent homicide in the June 11 death of her son. They say surveillance video from an apartment complex shows Stagg getting into a Lincoln Navigator, then backing up. As her three young children began running after her, she drove the SUV forward. Two children moved out of the way, but the 3-year-old was caught under a tire.
June 24, 20196 yr HOUSTON (AP) -- Authorities say a 26-year-old Houston woman who was driving an SUV toward her children in an apparent game of "chicken" struck and killed her 3-year-old son. Harris County prosecutors said Friday that Lexus Stagg is charged with criminally negligent homicide in the June 11 death of her son. They say surveillance video from an apartment complex shows Stagg getting into a Lincoln Navigator, then backing up. As her three young children began running after her, she drove the SUV forward. Two children moved out of the way, but the 3-year-old was caught under a tire.Well... she carries into prison a 1-0 record in chicken.
June 24, 20196 yr 11 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: 31 minutes ago, Steel Shank said: HOUSTON (AP) -- Authorities say a 26-year-old Houston woman who was driving an SUV toward her children in an apparent game of "chicken" struck and killed her 3-year-old son. Harris County prosecutors said Friday that Lexus Stagg is charged with criminally negligent homicide in the June 11 death of her son. They say surveillance video from an apartment complex shows Stagg getting into a Lincoln Navigator, then backing up. As her three young children began running after her, she drove the SUV forward. Two children moved out of the way, but the 3-year-old was caught under a tire. Read more Well... she carries into prison a 1-0 record in chicken. I see that you're a "glass is half-full" kinda guy. I dig that outlook!
June 24, 20196 yr 28 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: 48 minutes ago, Steel Shank said: HOUSTON (AP) -- Authorities say a 26-year-old Houston woman who was driving an SUV toward her children in an apparent game of "chicken" struck and killed her 3-year-old son. Harris County prosecutors said Friday that Lexus Stagg is charged with criminally negligent homicide in the June 11 death of her son. They say surveillance video from an apartment complex shows Stagg getting into a Lincoln Navigator, then backing up. As her three young children began running after her, she drove the SUV forward. Two children moved out of the way, but the 3-year-old was caught under a tire. Read more Well... she carries into prison a 1-0 record in chicken. Actually 1 and 2.
June 24, 20196 yr 57 minutes ago, Steel Shank said: HOUSTON (AP) -- Authorities say a 26-year-old Houston woman who was driving an SUV toward her children in an apparent game of "chicken" struck and killed her 3-year-old son. Harris County prosecutors said Friday that Lexus Stagg is charged with criminally negligent homicide in the June 11 death of her son. They say surveillance video from an apartment complex shows Stagg getting into a Lincoln Navigator, then backing up. As her three young children began running after her, she drove the SUV forward. Two children moved out of the way, but the 3-year-old was caught under a tire.
June 24, 20196 yr 57 minutes ago, Steel Shank said: HOUSTON (AP) -- Authorities say a 26-year-old Houston woman who was driving an SUV toward her children in an apparent game of "chicken" struck and killed her 3-year-old son. Harris County prosecutors said Friday that Lexus Stagg is charged with criminally negligent homicide in the June 11 death of her son. They say surveillance video from an apartment complex shows Stagg getting into a Lincoln Navigator, then backing up. As her three young children began running after her, she drove the SUV forward. Two children moved out of the way, but the 3-year-old was caught under a tire. More like Lexus Drag amirite.
June 24, 20196 yr HOUSTON (AP) -- Authorities say a 26-year-old Houston woman who was driving an SUV toward her children in an apparent game of "chicken" struck and killed her 3-year-old son. Harris County prosecutors said Friday that Lexus Stagg is charged with criminally negligent homicide in the June 11 death of her son. They say surveillance video from an apartment complex shows Stagg getting into a Lincoln Navigator, then backing up. As her three young children began running after her, she drove the SUV forward. Two children moved out of the way, but the 3-year-old was caught under a tire.Survival of the fittest. Real time natural selection at work.
June 24, 20196 yr You call it a crime. Nick Saban calls it a legit recruiting tool to eliminate kids with slow reflexes.
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