December 2, 20223 yr Popular Post On 11/30/2022 at 9:27 PM, Dennis Taylor said: Her- "Texas is ranked #1 in college football " Me-" No they aren't " Her- "Yes they are it says it right here" Me- " is that article from 2005?" Her - "No" Me-"Then it's not about football " Her- " Oh its basketball, you know what I mean" Me- "No, I know what you say but not always what you mean" Her- tone In my case, I would exactly know what she means. Because as a lifelong Texas Rangers fan, we have this conversation at least once every December Her : Hey - did you see the Ranger's won? Me (without looking up): That's hockey.
December 4, 20223 yr On 12/2/2022 at 11:45 AM, Jameslaw121 said: In my case, I would exactly know what she means. Because as a lifelong Texas Rangers fan, we have this conversation at least once every December Her : Hey - did you see the Ranger's won? Me (without looking up): That's hockey. *Rangers
December 4, 20223 yr On 12/2/2022 at 12:45 PM, Jameslaw121 said: In my case, I would exactly know what she means. Because as a lifelong Texas Rangers fan, we have this conversation at least once every December Her : Hey - did you see the Ranger's won? Me (without looking up): That's hockey. That’s good
December 4, 20223 yr Popular Post "I bought chili for you!" (pictured is Costco chili, made with copious amounts of beans) Me: "Where is the number for the neighbor's divorce lawyer?" Tone. Edited December 4, 20223 yr by pacman
December 4, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, pacman said: "I bought chili for you!" (pictured is Costco chili, made with copious amounts of beans) Me: "Where is the number for the neighbor's divorce lawyer?" Tone. The beans can be excused, but the corn is an unforgivable sin.
December 4, 20223 yr "I bought chili for you!" (pictured is Costco chili, made with copious amounts of beans) Me: "Where is the number for the neighbor's divorce lawyer?" Tone.Looks like TWO KINDS of beans….plus bell pepper….and corn.That’s some Midwest “chili” shit.I mean, I’d probably eat it, but as a midwestern “Mexican stew.”
December 4, 20223 yr Oh, the stew was eaten. And in true, need to have the last word fashion.. Wife: "I see you liked the chili." as she walks out the front door.. Edited December 4, 20223 yr by pacman
December 4, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, pacman said: Oh, the stew was eaten. And in true, need to have the last word fashion.. Wife: "I see you liked the chili." as she walks out the front door.. Lots of guys dig your wife’s chili.
December 4, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, pacman said: "I bought chili for you!" (pictured is Costco chili, made with copious amounts of beans) Me: "Where is the number for the neighbor's divorce lawyer?" Tone. 5 hours ago, UT_OB1 said: The beans can be excused, but the corn is an unforgivable sin. Get a rope...or two...
December 4, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, pacman said: Oh, the stew was eaten. And in true, need to have the last word fashion.. Wife: "I see you liked the chili." as she walks out the front door.. You need to dutch oven the hell out of her tonight and remind her how much you liked the "chili"
December 4, 20223 yr On 12/2/2022 at 11:45 AM, Jameslaw121 said: In my case, I would exactly know what she means. Because as a lifelong Texas Rangers fan, we have this conversation at least once every December Her : Hey - did you see the Ranger's won? Me (without looking up): That's hockey. Ranger's what? Certainly not championships Hahahaha!
December 5, 20223 yr Looks like TWO KINDS of beans….plus bell pepper….and corn.That’s some Midwest “chili” shit.I mean, I’d probably eat it, but as a midwestern “Mexican stew.”As a former Midwesterner - fuck no. No corn. No bell pepper. No cheese. Beans, yes, but dark red kidney beans only. Stewed tomatoes is the only other non-beef item besides the chili powder.
December 5, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, Modessit said: 16 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Looks like TWO KINDS of beans….plus bell pepper….and corn. That’s some Midwest “chili” shit. I mean, I’d probably eat it, but as a midwestern “Mexican stew.” As a former Midwesterner - fuck no. No corn. No bell pepper. No cheese. Beans, yes, but dark red kidney beans only. Stewed tomatoes is the only other non-beef item besides the chili powder. So tell me, how did you fit all that dick in your ass?
December 5, 20223 yr As a former Midwesterner - fuck no. No corn. No bell pepper. No cheese. Beans, yes, but dark red kidney beans only. Stewed tomatoes is the only other non-beef item besides the chili powder.I see zero evidence of any kind chili powder in this dish and we’re concerned about the corn? As a current representative of the midwestern delegation, I extend a hearty [emoji1589] to the Texas delegations for not even noticing this but take the first opportunity to shit on my region
December 5, 20223 yr 19 hours ago, UT_OB1 said: The beans can be excused, but the corn is an unforgivable sin. How else do you trace the time that it takes your digestive tract to work?
December 5, 20223 yr 24 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: How else do you trace the time that it takes your digestive tract to work? When done correctly, you'll know damn well when the chili is exiting.
December 8, 20223 yr On 12/4/2022 at 11:03 AM, pacman said: "I bought chili for you!" (pictured is Costco chili, made with copious amounts of beans) Me: "Where is the number for the neighbor's divorce lawyer?" Tone. That looks like an actual bowl of shit. Did you marry Jade?
December 8, 20223 yr On 12/4/2022 at 11:03 AM, pacman said: "I bought chili for you!" (pictured is Costco chili, made with copious amounts of beans) Me: "Where is the number for the neighbor's divorce lawyer?" Tone. I feel like that is called chili by the same people who invite you to a "barbecue" and you find out they are just grilling burgers and hot dogs.
December 9, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said: I feel like that is called chili by the same people who invite you to a "barbecue" and you find out they are just grilling Beyond Meat burgers and hot dogs. Added more rage.
December 9, 20223 yr On 12/2/2022 at 9:36 AM, deadshank said: Mrs. Deadshank: Don't be stupid. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it.
December 9, 20223 yr On 12/4/2022 at 11:11 AM, Brisketexan said: I mean, I’d probably eat it, but as a midwestern “Mexican stew.” This is the correct answer. I've been married long enough to realize that my wife does not care what my definition of chili is. I know enough to act appreciative when she buys me food. I would take the container and eat the contents. I also would do so with a reasonable amount of confidence that after a night in the same bed with me after feeding me that bean-rich concoction, she would not make the same mistake twice. Edited December 9, 20223 yr by dcbc
December 9, 20223 yr On 12/5/2022 at 7:09 AM, Kennythetiger said: How else do you trace the time that it takes your digestive tract to work? If it's more that 25 minutes, consult your physician.
December 9, 20223 yr What the hell is it with kidney beans in Yankee chili? The corn just pushed it harder into the stew territory. Yeah that's Jade level scary.
December 10, 20223 yr Ordered WB while the wife was out. I sent all 3 screenshots of the receipt and the address. After 45 minutes at the wrong location it became my fault for not telling her early enough in the text where it was. It was the closest WB to our house. Makers sure is good.
December 10, 20223 yr I don’t think I’ve ever even dated much less married a woman I would expect to not fuck that up.
December 10, 20223 yr Popular Post 14 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said: Ordered WB while the wife was out. I sent all 3 screenshots of the receipt and the address. After 45 minutes at the wrong location it became my fault for not telling her early enough in the text where it was. It was the closest WB to our house. Makers sure is good. Address? Did you tell her “It is the one across from that place where you ate that time, but the meal was okay, but not great and the hostess seemed like a bitch (Hot, tight dress), and her friends boyfriend once ate there and he really liked his meal, but her friend thought he shouldn’t have ordered it because it is not something she thinks he likes. But that dessert place, but not the cupcake one, is near it….but a few miles away, but not that far.” You know, directions she can understand?
December 10, 20223 yr Wife has the feeling that dirtying a dish or utensil for something small is somehow wasting it. Where this irks me primarily is putting greasy spatulas and shit on the counter rather than use a small plate or whatever you call the dish for that. I run the fucking dishwasher every night. Just had to spray the oven mitt with dish soap and wipe it down because it looks like she rested a greasy spoon on top of it.
December 10, 20223 yr Address? Did you tell her “It is the one across from that place where you ate that time, but the meal was okay, but not great and the hostess seemed like a bitch (Hot, tight dress), and her friends boyfriend once ate there and he really liked his meal, but her friend thought he shouldn’t have ordered it because it is not something she thinks he likes. But that dessert place, but not the cupcake one, is near it….but a few miles away, but not that far.” You know, directions she can understand?Point taken. However we are new to town so I can’t use relational stories yet.
December 10, 20223 yr Taking off tomorrow on a month long trip so what does the wife do? Stressing herself out needlessly cleaning every inch of our place spotless. …and what will be the first thing she’ll do when we return? Yep….clean everything again.
December 10, 20223 yr Popular Post 20 minutes ago, 52-80 said: Taking off tomorrow on a month long trip so what does the wife do? Stressing herself out needlessly cleaning every inch of our place spotless. …and what will be the first thing she’ll do when we return? Yep….clean everything again. Husband's who don't realize how good they have it thread is over there - >
December 10, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, 52-80 said: Taking off tomorrow on a month long trip so what does the wife do? Stressing herself out needlessly cleaning every inch of our place spotless. …and what will be the first thing she’ll do when we return? Yep….clean everything again. Yeah, this is not the humble brag thread.
December 11, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, 52-80 said: Taking off tomorrow on a month long trip so what does the wife do? Stressing herself out needlessly cleaning every inch of our place spotless. …and what will be the first thing she’ll do when we return? Yep….clean everything again.
December 11, 20223 yr On 8/31/2022 at 5:07 PM, Biff Tannen said: Today I was making myself lunch and getting some turkey out of the bottom drawer of the fridge. I notice the bottom of the drawer is wet. I start pulling things out and the entire thing is covered in some reddish liquid. I come to find that an entire RE-CLOSABLE bag of kimchi was not properly closed and has leaked all over everything. I cleaned out the entire thing and then, just to add insult to injury, or add injury to injury I guess, when I went to close the bag of kimchi the juice squirted into my eye. FUCK EVERYTHING. On 8/31/2022 at 5:35 PM, SilasCoade said: fuck kimchi I make my Korean wife keep a separate mini fridge for kimchi (and any other associated stinky ass foods she likes).
December 11, 20223 yr Popular Post Just now: “Does the microwave use 60 seconds for a minute?” She has a Master’s in Accounting.
December 11, 20223 yr On 11/29/2022 at 6:30 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said: That sound machine is a RAGING piece of shit. My wife has bought 3 of them and all 3 had the volume/power knob go out within 6 months. Fuck Homedics.
December 11, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said: That sound machine is a RAGING piece of shit. My wife has bought 3 of them and all 3 had the volume/power knob go out within 6 months. Fuck Homedics. I'm an uninitiated idiot but, WTF is that?
December 11, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said: I'm an uninitiated idiot but, WTF is that? The circular white electronic appliance in the pic is a sound machine used for white noise to help drown outside noise as a sleep aid. They are often used for baby/kids rooms but adults use them too. That particular model is made by a company called Homedics, and is, as I said, a raging piece of shit. DO NOT BUY THIS PIECE OF SHIT: https://www.amazon.com/Portable-Relaxing-Soothing-Charging-Auto-Off/dp/B00A2JBMRE/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=1YNNC5UOFG4VJ&keywords=homedics+sound+machine&qid=1670773475&sprefix=homedics+sound+machine%2Caps%2C153&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzRzNWWVlENVhRUkpQJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwODkzMDU2Mlc1OUZVNU9JUkQxRyZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwNzU5NTgyMkVVOVFDSFlTMkZNUyZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU= Homedics also makes other products my wife has purchased (humidifier, room air purifier), and they are all pieces of shit. Edited December 11, 20223 yr by Snake Diggity
December 11, 20223 yr That sound machine is a RAGING piece of shit. My wife has bought 3 of them and all 3 had the volume/power knob go out within 6 months. Fuck Homedics.Lmao.I think we’re on 2 years with this one. But now I expect it to go out this week now. Thanks
December 11, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said: Homedics also makes other products my wife has purchased (humidifier, room air purifier), and they are all pieces of shit. Wife continues to pay money for pieces of shit. Sounds like the pieces of shit may not be the problem.
December 11, 20223 yr That sound machine is a RAGING piece of shit. My wife has bought 3 of them and all 3 had the volume/power knob go out within 6 months. Fuck Homedics.When that kind of stuff happens, I just fix it.
December 11, 20223 yr Popular Post On 12/10/2022 at 11:42 AM, Celery Man said: Wife has the feeling that dirtying a dish or utensil for something small is somehow wasting it. Where this irks me primarily is putting greasy spatulas and shit on the counter rather than use a small plate or whatever you call the dish for that. I run the fucking dishwasher every night. Just had to spray the oven mitt with dish soap and wipe it down because it looks like she rested a greasy spoon on top of it. Spoon rests. Get that woman Harry Potter themed ones and she will use the shit out of it.
December 11, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Modessit said: 8 hours ago, Snake Diggity said: That sound machine is a RAGING piece of shit. My wife has bought 3 of them and all 3 had the volume/power knob go out within 6 months. Fuck Homedics. When that kind of stuff happens, I just fix it. Thanks dad. Good for you.
December 12, 20223 yr If we had a spoon rest shaped like Dobby she’d be even more likely to just rest it on an oven mitt
December 12, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, LebongJames said: Tell your wife to just use Spotify and play on phone. You know her phone isn't plugged in and it's only at 3%.
December 12, 20223 yr On 12/10/2022 at 9:59 AM, ABSR said: Address? Did you tell her “It is the one across from that place where you ate that time, but the meal was okay, but not great and the hostess seemed like a bitch (Hot, tight dress), and her friends boyfriend once ate there and he really liked his meal, but her friend thought he shouldn’t have ordered it because it is not something she thinks he likes. But that dessert place, but not the cupcake one, is near it….but a few miles away, but not that far.” You know, directions she can understand? God damn I had a similar conversation earlier.
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