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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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Anybody know who was the last 4/5 star that fong picked us for?? Seems like us been awhile 

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35 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Anybody know who was the last 4/5 star that fong picked us for?? Seems like us been awhile 

I think he himself’d Campbell to us. 

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

I think he himself’d Campbell to us. 

Was just coming to say that. So it has been at least a month.. fuck that guy. 

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3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Questioning whether an Arch Manning commitment will be worth having to deal with Nahlin's main character syndrome arc

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18 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Questioning whether an Arch Manning commitment will be worth having to deal with Nahlin's main character syndrome arc

You’ll have to deal with it either way….so yes.

55 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

You’ll have to deal with it either way….so yes.

 

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1 hour ago, Big Woodrows said:

Questioning whether an Arch Manning commitment will be worth having to deal with Nahlin's main character syndrome arc

Yes, unless of course Arch posts a commitment on Twitter, and says  "'Nawlins ✈️ Austin. Nahlin knows wat up". 

13 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Yes, unless of course Arch posts a commitment on Twitter, and says  "'Nawlins ✈️ Austin. Nahlin knows wat up". 

As CTJ said... no H do not want.  On second thought there’s no H in Arch.  Never mind.  Want.  

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


You make 8 million dollars before college it makes sense to skip college and just train like a professional for three years.

More probable that they party like rock stars and end up on a future ESPN documentary.

12 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Football ain’t basketball. 

Once heard a crusty old NFL hand say the only players that were ever ready for the NFL coming out of HS were Earl Campbell and Randy Moss. That was several years ago. You could probably add Jadeveon Clowney to that list but that’s about it. 

19 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

It's about to get wild and woolly here in Texas. I can't imagine that anything will go wrong with giving high school students millions of dollars.

We have learned from Disney kids & teen pop stars that giving kids millions of dollars and covering/reporting their every move has no effect on their lives, focus, professionalism.

27 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Once heard a crusty old NFL hand say the only players that were ever ready for the NFL coming out of HS were Earl Campbell and Randy Moss. That was several years ago. You could probably add Jadeveon Clowney to that list but that’s about it. 

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Under Armour camp in Dallas today.  Lots of Texas targets attending.

11 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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So much unearned arrogance. 

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

We have learned from Disney kids & teen pop stars that giving kids millions of dollars and covering/reporting their every move has no effect on their lives, focus, professionalism.

Hey!  That one dude from that one British boy band was the breakout star and all those other wankers were just holding him back. 


You make 8 million dollars before college it makes sense to skip college and just train like a professional for three years.

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13 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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What does “run interference” mean?

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

What does “run interference” mean?

Nahlin’d! I’m obviously not sure. Probably the fact that Arch and the black unicorn are friends and want to play together in college?

14 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

To me it sounds like Fong is trying to push Arch elsewhere?

Lol no

25 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

To me it sounds like Fong is trying to push Arch elsewhere?

Doesn’t want people ruining the Arch commitment. 

17 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck dude I wouldn’t even go pro 8 mil I’m good 

I bet there are some who make this decision. A few million in the bank and lots of business connections through your university? Sure, why not go enjoy life instead of being chained to a routine for years more while people talk shit about you on message boards and you beat your brain to a pulp. 

IT reporting that Johntay Cook is visiting for both the 3/26 and 4/2 weekends. Also said that the fathers Cook and Manning are good friends.

18 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

IT reporting that Johntay Cook is visiting for both the 3/26 and 4/2 weekends. Also said that the fathers Cook and Manning are good friends.


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And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Longhornius

25 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

IT reporting that Johntay Cook is visiting for both the 3/26 and 4/2 weekends. Also said that the fathers Cook and Manning are good friends.

Black unicorn, cook, manning all visiting those weekends? INTERFERENCE!!!!

On 3/11/2022 at 5:06 PM, Doc Reeves said:


 

my freshman yr in HS we won state with a RB that couldn’t read. 
 

just sayin

That's nothing. LSU won the NC with a coach who couldn't. 

On 3/11/2022 at 4:06 PM, Doc Reeves said:


 

my freshman yr in HS we won state with a RB that couldn’t read. 
 

just sayin

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2 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

IT reporting that Johntay Cook is visiting for both the 3/26 and 4/2 weekends. Also said that the fathers Cook and Manning are good friends.

But did their dads room together in college?

23 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

But did their dads room together in college?

No but they’re Eskimo brothers. Does that count?

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8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

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😂😂😂😂 everyone is having the opposite reaction to what I would have thought when we got a crystal ball for Arch 

3 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

That's nothing. LSU won the NC with a coach who couldn't. 

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Then peace will guide the planets
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