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Oh God, it's happening.


Futureman is going to fist himself.

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Just now, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

may I humbly suggest "intellectual dumbassery?"

Just now, DaysOff said:

Oh God, it's happening.


Futureman is going to fist himself.

This should be at the top of the board once it happens 

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This is my favorite time of the coaching search

3 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

The flight trackers have been replaced by wife's-Twitter-feed trackers. Sign of the times.

flight trackers never gave anyone free skinny butternut squash soup recipes tho

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

You need to add some emergency servers. This board struggles during a Texas football game, just imagine if we hire CUM

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I love this fucking place and I love every single one of you assholes. Except for you @futureman. Prepare your anus.

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58 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Tom did the smart thing by using the only leverage he had to force CDC to make a move.

As he walks in, Herman notices CDC's office has a sheet of plastic covering the floor.

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

Put up the futureman stream

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

24-hr live stream of Futureman

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6 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Oh myScreenshot_20201129-223234.png

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

The gif is obvious 

Its Happening Ron Paul GIF

If they like Tex-Mex, Austin is the wrong fucking place. I can host them in Harlingen to close the deal. 

It's a good thing I don't have to go to the office tomorrow with this raging erection.

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

I expect to see this


502 Bad Gateway

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Tempering my excitement. It is 2020 after all

I wholeheartedly agree. I would hate, hate for all this hype to just be for 

Spoiler

an Urban myth

 

Just now, immamac said:

We need a more...modernized version of this that is the same message. 

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2 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

As he walks in, Herman notices CDC's office has a sheet of plastic covering the floor.

Nice movie reference 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

I expect to see this


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5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

We say Welcome! We should be nice. Holy shit is this happening?

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

If they like Tex-Mex, Austin is the wrong fucking place. I can host them in Harlingen to close the deal. 

justin timberlake what GIF

3 minutes ago, The Dude said:

This is my favorite time of the coaching search

I almost wish we had more of these, like every two years instead of every 4-5 years.

Just now, Texas Flood said:

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Nah fam that ain't it, someone get to putting CDC's face on that. 

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

If they like Tex-Mex, Austin is the wrong fucking place. I can host them in Harlingen to close the deal. 

I see you haven't stopped being wrong, so that's nice.

Just now, futureman said:

Lololololololol

I'll throw in an extra $10 if you double fist 

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?
You better scale up.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

If they like Tex-Mex, Austin is the wrong fucking place. I can host them in Harlingen to close the deal. 

Obama What GIF

9 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

As he walks in, Herman notices CDC's office has a sheet of plastic covering the floor.

TH- “Hey Chris, what’s up with the giant carpet rolled up in the corner?”

CDC- “Never mind that Tom. Why don’t you stand right...here. Actually, move six inches to your left. There, nice and centered.  Now, please face the door.”

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I still can’t spell

31 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I think 12.

Well it is the Big XII

3 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

I expect to see this


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How bout a 92707 Bad Getaway:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N925JB/history/20201129/2015Z/KSNA/KAUS

FlightAware couldn't find flight tracking data for N925JB just yet.

The link you have is for a specific flight on a specific date and airport pair. Click here to track the most recent flight for N925JB.

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1 minute ago, NTVTXN said:

TH- “Hey Chris, what’s up with the giant carpet rolled up in the corner?”

CDC- “Never mind that Tom. Why don’t you stand right...here. Actually, move Sox inches to your left. There, nice and centered.  Now, please face the door.”

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6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

If they like Tex-Mex, Austin is the wrong fucking place. I can host them in Harlingen to close the deal. 

You don't go to the valley for Tex-Mex. You go there for Mex-Mex

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?
I feel like breakdancing.
2 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

TH- “Hey Chris, what’s up with the giant carpet rolled up in the corner?”

CDC- “Never mind that Tom. Why don’t you stand right...here. Actually, move Sox inches to your left. There, nice and centered.  Now, please face the door.”

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