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1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

 


When’s the last time you felt good about anything?

 

When it comes to Texas Football? Don’t remember 

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1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

What a clusterfuck.  Just say no from the beginning.

nothing is fucked....you're being very un-dude....

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Need more posts before you can upload. Send me a DM if you need to post something and I'll check it out and give you perms if you check out. 

Aw shit, Lou about to get Brett Favred!  

6 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I just heard urban said no.  I hope it’s bullshit.  

It was from a good source or are you following that damn squid? 

Wasn’t IT saying that if there wasn’t word by Monday we should be worried?
 

Doesn’t seem likely that we are going to fire Herman and hire Urban the same day. 

nm

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4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

What a clusterfuck.  Just say no from the beginning.

who knows what is happening but Urban publicly didn't have to, didn't need to, and didn't want to because there is no opening.  All CDC had to do was put out through the 9.95ers was he's not coming.  

what we do know is he isn't interested in stating he is closing the door on coaching again. if he said no, the next step is firing/searching or publicly stating very soon that Herman will be back.

 

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Y’all some pussy ass niggas. Hang in there sweetheart. 

16 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

That was two hours ago. Still lots of "today" left.

I can’t believe a decision hasn’t been made one way or the other. You either fire him now or sign him to an extension with a reduced buyout. The current situation is untenable for Texas and Herman. 

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Need more posts before you can upload. Send me a DM if you need to post something and I'll check it out and give you perms if you check out. 

Oh ok. That's fine. I was just going to share a picture of my beautiful meat. 

What a clusterfuck.  Just say no from the beginning.

Because why not? He hates Herman, do a troll job, help Buckeyes in the process. Have a few laughs.

If we’re fool enough to let an outsider dictate our process, then we deserve what we get.
7 minutes ago, smash said:

He bet $500 on it.  I'd wait and see.

And when he loses how is anyone going to track him down for payment?

8 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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LOL. Seriously. Some of these assholes. Wow...

Sack is River Oaks country club rich. Might as well kill ourselves now that the news is out

Wasn’t IT saying that if there wasn’t word by Monday we should be worried?
 
Doesn’t seem likely that we are going to fire Herman and hire Urban the same day. 

IT is guessing just like everyone else. No one knows shit. This could go down at any point. Or it may not go down at all. No news isn’t bad news. Just fucking chill.
3 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Y’all some pussy ass niggas. Hang in there sweetheart. 

#DayCrew

Just now, immamac said:

You will fit in here. 

Oh fo sho. Like I said, long time lurker. Most of y'all have my exact type of humor. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

You will fit in here. 

This is not a good thing.

9 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

What a clusterfuck.  Just say no from the beginning.

Meh. He’s got to make sure his Italian four core wants in or whoever he’s going after. That’s been the obvious hold up so calm down. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

You will fit in here. 

Oh fo sho. Like I said, long time lurker. Most of y'all have my exact type of humor. 

Anybody have an idea who might be the NFL candidate IT was discussing the other day? Seemed like some read between the lines that it might be Mike Vrabel.

$9.95er's:

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2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

@South Austin

seems like a chili kind of day

 

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So much for your career as a food stylist.

So is the rapemaster gonna bring tapefingers with him to Lubbock?

2 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

Meh. He’s got to make sure his Italian four core wants in or whoever he’s going after. That’s been the obvious hold up so calm down. 

if its 4 thats a big hill to climb.  convincing 4 families to move, especially if it is their true home in a successful program that has money.

Edited by dcar00

Y’all gotta stop setting your expectations so high. I’m all for hope and optimism, but you always have to prepare for the worst case scenario. Expecting shit to go down today is just asking for heartache. 
 

Personally, I think Urban has agreed in principle and we’re going to be very happy by this time next week, but I realize I’m putting a lot of faith in people with no apparent credibility or authority.  I’m completely prepared for everything to fall through and for us to return to Macovic-era desolation and apathy. The distilleries will still make bourbon, there will still be good bbq, and I will still live in Texas. I lived through the mid to late 80s and 90s; I’ll live through this. 

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31 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

So Tech has issues with putting someone in a closet but no issue with rape?

I guess it’s harder to prove rape at Tech.

7 minutes ago, irishtexan said:


IT is guessing just like everyone else. No one knows shit. This could go down at any point. Or it may not go down at all. No news isn’t bad news. Just fucking chill.

It should have occurred to people earlier that when Burton/IT's last 3 or 4 updates were all essentially the same that whatever line they may have had either got shut out or shut out IT. Edit: I think it's no coincidence that since fat ketch name dropped Eltife that every site's subsequent updates have been along the lines of 'we haven't heart anything new', 'these are some other coaches', etc. I doubt they wanted any national media getting ahold of that alleged meeting in Columbus or Cali or wherever the fuck it was supposedly held in the first place.

 

I also meant to quote the person who asked, but yes, Texas does have people that monitor boards. To my knowledge this isn't one of them, and I don't know if they read comments outside of the actual articles from writers.

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18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

No offense to anyone, but this RapGameLarry guy called his shot as today. Pretty sure he’s dead fucking wrong and a complete clown. 

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3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Anybody have an idea who might be the NFL candidate IT was discussing the other day? Seemed like some read between the lines that it might be Mike Vrabel.

It’s worse than, or on par with, Jeff Fisher. Let’s hope that it’s a terrible smokescreen. I’m going to hope Dan Mullen is the target, I guess. 

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

if its 4 thats a big hill to climb.  convincing 4 families to move, especially if it is their true home in a successful program that has money.

I'm a SoCal boy 100%, but I've had 1 boss in my life, that if he called and asked me to move across the country to work for him, I would go. 

Maybe Urbs is that boss. 

Just now, closetojumping said:

It’s worse than, or on par with, Jeff Fisher. Let’s hope that it’s a terrible smokescreen. I’m going to hope Dan Mullen is the target, I guess. 

Its Bill O'Brien isn't it

13 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

This is becoming exhausting

Pussy.

Unpopular opinion, but I'm actually really hoping Sam DOESN'T come back next year. I like the dude, and he's a gamer, but fuck me his inaccuracies and penchant to hold on to the ball WAY to long drive me nuts. 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Its Bill O'Brien isn't it

I'm sure BOB has his agent pushing the shit out of him for this gig. fuck me runnin if it is BOB.

3 hours ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Can someone explain why it's CDC's fault that there is only one good HC candidate this cycle?

No shit. You mean to tell me that everyone else is an underwhelming candidate compared to fucking Urban fucking Meyer?

I guess it’s harder to prove rape at Tech.

Proof?!!
There is no need for proof; only judge.

They call it Meat Judging, and they have their own thread of dominance in the Other Sports board, and they are dominant like Texas should be dominant in foosball.
1 minute ago, PatSolitanojr said:

You deserve to be banned 

Lol, it was fucking delicious.

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Its Bill O'Brien isn't it

You got the first name right. But it's Bill Parcells 

1 minute ago, Lou Sassle said:

Unpopular opinion, but I'm actually really hoping Sam DOESN'T come back next year. I like the dude, and he's a gamer, but fuck me his inaccuracies and penchant to hold on to the ball WAY to long drive me nuts. 

Same here.  I'd buy the mofo a beer if I see him, but yeah, I'm ready for a change at QB. 

5 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:

16 pounder. Like buttah

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What in the actual fuck did you do to that piece of meat? 

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