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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I would trade O for Herman.  I don’t have a dog in this fight but I remember how much effort went into getting Herman.  He was supposed to be the long term solution for Texas.  I have a hard time seeing the program abandon him this quickly. 

You've been too busy posting more than 30,000 times in CR to notice that Tom has underachieved quite a bit in his time as HC.

At least your moron knows he's a moron and had enough sense to get out of the way to snag a national title.

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1 hour ago, Octavian said:

This is the kind of shit that I'm sure Urban looked at on the list of responsibilities as was like "WTF". Also, the commercial for Rewind is so freaking annoying.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Rewind just our version of the coaches show? Every major program has that. 

Heck, some even do them for their assistants:

 

7 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Well then take your Pavlovian response and neg away you bitch

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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I would trade O for Herman.  I don’t have a dog in this fight but I remember how much effort went into getting Herman.  He was supposed to be the long term solution for Texas.  I have a hard time seeing the program abandon him this quickly. 

Imagine if, with NSD#1 around the corner, LSU's 2021 recruiting class was #17 and 2022 could easily be worse (currently #29), and everyone knew LSU was actively trying to replace the coach. Can you see it now? 

FCB 

 

 

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3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I've always thought the ones that say "I'm not interested in job ___-" are self serving ass clowns.  Urban being silent is taking the high road.

Plus, you look like an even bigger ass clown when you take the job later.

39 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I figured it would be an LHN spinning class for players moms and coach wives.  

And maybe kickers.

Until you have the top 4 teams in a bubble there is zero chance this season ends with a true CFP champion. Players who are 2-5 are out partying and testing positive. They could give two fucks about football and getting their brains beat in on SAT by a team in contention and following social distance policies to keep their numbers up. 

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48 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

We all be to just calm down and come the realization that we’ve been literally cursed by Mack Brown.

That means one thing: we’ve all got to get people rubbing an egg over their bodies and some burning sage in this motherfucker. Come on people, before we start to act crazy!

Start?

4 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

FCB 

 

 

Welp that'll most likely do it. 

3 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

FCB 

 

 

There goes the Kansas game.  An extra week of Herman misery.

Oh. There's still some of you posting in this thread. Even though meyer told everyone to pound sand a couple days ago. well ok. Accurate representation of this thread.

 

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What is the Big 12 threshold that triggers an auto cancel?

6 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

FCB 

 

 

awesome

17 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I would trade O for Herman.  I don’t have a dog in this fight but I remember how much effort went into getting Herman.  He was supposed to be the long term solution for Texas.  I have a hard time seeing the program abandon him this quickly. 

Who can we trade you for?   Really, we’ll take anyone.  

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh. There's still some of you posting in this thread. Even though meyer told everyone to pound sand a couple days ago. well ok. Accurate representation of this thread.

 

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It’s honestly more entertaining than contemplating if Sark or Aaron Franklin interview will be leaked first. 

1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

It’s honestly more entertaining than contemplating if Sark or Aaron Franklin interview will be leaked first. 

I believe you mean James Franklin. Although I'd take Aaron as our coach ahead of that rape covering up piece of fucking shit. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh. There's still some of you posting in this thread. Even though meyer told everyone to pound sand a couple days ago. well ok. Accurate representation of this thread.

 

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I'm spitballing here, but I'd guesstimate that less than half of this thread is or was ever about Urban.

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I believe you mean James Franklin. Although I'd take Aaron as our coach ahead of that rape covering up piece of fucking shit. 

Lol my friend. Yes that’s what I meant. 

A source said the team had scheduled the day off from practice Sunday before the team did it's COVID-19 testing. 

 

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7 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

It’s honestly more entertaining than contemplating if Sark or Aaron Franklin interview will be leaked first. 

 

2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Lol my friend. Yes that’s what I meant. 

Team meals would be amazing. 

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

A source said the team had scheduled the day off from practice Sunday before the team did it's COVID-19 testing. 

 

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mensa one step ahead of covid. 

 

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1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

A source said the team had scheduled the day off from practice Sunday before the team did it's COVID-19 testing. 

 

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Where are you seeing this?

So Kansas is the reason we had to cancel the game the first time and now it's going to be our fault this time. Will they bump it to 12/19?

So you dildos are still following airplanes and anonymous twitter "insiders"? 

 

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

A source said the team had scheduled the day off from practice Sunday before the team did it's COVID-19 testing. 

 

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To be fair, maybe it has always been Herman's policy to give the team Sunday practice off after a well played game.  This is just the first time it has ever happened. 

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh. There's still some of you posting in this thread. Even though meyer told everyone to pound sand a couple days ago. well ok. Accurate representation of this thread.

 

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Oh, cool. Finally some closure. Got a link to that?

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

So Kansas is the reason we had to cancel the game the first time and now it's going to be our fault this time. Will they bump it to 12/19?

I mean if they test positive later in the week, isn't that 10 days of isolation? That puts us past the 12/19. I assume at this point more players are going to test positive as the week goes on. 

5 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Where are you seeing this?

FCB original report on this from the 6th

5 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Let me know if there's something y'all want me to ask:

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I can report back with what they talk about.

 

 

for Urbs:

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5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

So you dildos are still following airplanes and anonymous twitter "insiders"? 

 

it's Dido lovers..

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7 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

So you dildos are still following airplanes and anonymous twitter "insiders"? 

 

Just to be clear, one of those insiders clearly identified itself as a squid. Not so anonymous, my friend... 

18 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Who can we trade you for?   Really, we’ll take anyone.  

Can we petition the guy who just left to come back in his place? Seems like a fair trade. 

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

FCB original report on this from the 6th

The one where FCB couldn't even say that Urban had told them "no", just that Urban is "leaning toward not coaching again."?

27 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

FCB 

 

 

Best uniforms tho

I can't believe you animals are still going strong in here.  You some crazy muthafucka's.

Going after Aaron Franklin, sheet we would end up with Bill Miller the way this is trending

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12 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

So you dildos are still following airplanes and anonymous twitter "insiders"? 

 

Old news. Urb flies commercial. 

24 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

What is the Big 12 threshold that triggers an auto cancel?

who cares

Just now, TejasPedro said:

Going after Aaron Franklin, sheet we would end up with Bill Miller they way this is trending

Dickies

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I can't believe you animals are still going strong in here.  You some crazy muthafucka's.

coke addled, I'm sure.

26 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

What is the Big 12 threshold that triggers an auto cancel?

14 cases or less than 25 fans who give a shit.

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

14 cases or less than 25 fans who give a shit.

*fewer....ah fuck it who gives a shit

so, we are selling our souls and getting urban meyer, right?

not that there's anything wrong with that at this point.

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3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

who cares

 

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

14 cases or less than 25 fans who give a shit.

Unless CDC has an ace up his sleeve than Tom is here post NSD 1 so might as well watch the Kansas game since there is a good chance we won't have bowls either way. 

13 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I can't believe you animals are still going strong in here.  You some crazy muthafucka's.

I don't want to be here, but I can't shake these thoughts, thoughts that it's been two days and we still only have FCB and Bohls/Davis reporting this. And Bohls/Davis is just a "confirmation" of what FCB said (it "has come to an end after Meyer indicated to Texas he's leaning toward not coaching again.").

Really? That's all we have? It's over based on Meyer "indicating" to us he might not coach again, which is information we got from FCB?

Hopefully Meyer kills it on his next media hit so that I can fully move on. 

EDIT: And obviously it's been reported nationally now, but these have only been reports of "according to Kirk Bohls of the Austin American-Statesman..." So basically, this is all over according to a FCB report? Just not enough for me yet. 

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32 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh. There's still some of you posting in this thread. Even though meyer told everyone to pound sand a couple days ago. well ok. Accurate representation of this thread.

 

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