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List is piss. 

Once Upon a Time in the West

The Outlaw Josey Wales 

The Professionals

High Plains Drifter (without this you don't get John Woo and without John Woo you don't get Quentin Tarantino ripping off John Woo as a career) 

The Magnifcent Seven (nods to Seven Samurai)

 

 

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5 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Coach wants Wednesday practice. Done...
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Whatever he wants? If they do another Bob Stoops segment then they are definitely grooming UMs replacement on the show. 

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7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Effing day crew.

 

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Gangsta move by the recruit. Urban to Texas confirmed. 

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

is Giant a western?

No

The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada is a great movie.  Might not fit squarely in the genre but I don’t care it’s awesome.

 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Bring me some juice and a bagel! K! Thanx! Lol.

So Arizona is  done with Sumlin. Shocker!

Idk what this has to do with Sumlin. But ok. 

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8th grade English class. Teacher was going to show the class Shane. Well, oops, she accidentally rented "Shame", which is porn. It stayed on for about 10 seconds. 

No Country for Old Men.

Yes, it's a western.

12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

is Giant a western?

She's a Frontier I wouldn't mind exploring... oh, you meant the movie. 

17 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

The Treasure of Sierra Madre is a great one if we are talking old western movies. 

Probably not quite a Western, but good as most Bogart films are

4 minutes ago, wood said:

No Country for Old Men.

Yes, it's a western.

Hell or High Water 

Watched Big Noon earlier and Urban Meyer is now just trolling us. First he wears a "Yellow Rose of Texas" tie and now he wears the "Luck of the Irish" tie. These two ties were not some kind of coincidence. Its' a troll job.

Paint Your Wagon - I was born under a wanderin' star. 

52 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the AFI top 10 list will disappoint many.

How the West was Won?

Magnificent Seven?

noop.

Hollywood's cynical bitchassedness is no more evident than the failure to preserve the innovative experimental processes like Cinerama, Vistavision, IMAX, etc.  More than half of the 70mm IMAX domes have been demolished or converted to giant flat digital projection touted as "better" and "the most advanced in the world".

How the West was Won was 1 of only 2 films made with the 3-strip Cinerama process.   There may be a couple of people on this board who saw it in the theater in 1962 in Cinerama.

Anyway, Westerns....

https://www.afi.com/afis-10-top-10/

The Searchers '56

High Noon '52

Shane '53

Unforgiven '92

Red River '48

The Wild Bunch '69

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid '69

McCabe & Mrs. Miller '71

Stagecoach '39

Cat Ballou '65

 

 

I was gonna drop Cat Ballou in as a goof. Loved Lee Marvin in it. Seems I got good taste. 

6 minutes ago, wood said:

No Country for Old Men.

Yes, it's a western.

not if Giant isn't.

13 minutes ago, golfclap said:

List is piss. 

Once Upon a Time in the West

The Outlaw Josey Wales 

The Professionals

High Plains Drifter (without this you don't get John Woo and without John Woo you don't get Quentin Tarantino ripping off John Woo as a career) 

The Magnifcent Seven (nods to Seven Samurai)

 

 

Add Pale Rider and I'm right there with you.

what would happen if..... woo pig sooey?

WTF DID SHE JUST SAY COACH HAS SUBMITTED HIS RESIGNATION???????????

I'm disappointed but not shocked that Little Big Man has received zero votes. Philistines. 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S.: Urban is a Longhorn

53 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

UM feels Cincy should get in over ATM

😃

Already recruiting.

So Minnesota is down 33 players, out of conference championship contention, yet they are still playing... 

Urban said he doesn’t forget people who pile on. He will get Brady back for messin with him. 
 

I think He’s gonna get Herman back. Yup. He’s in!!!! Ha ha. 

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1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

I think that was a joke regarding the blooper reel.

Maybe? 😃

Yeah I had looked away and then just heard the tail end of her saying something about Coach submitting his resignation. WTF? Anyone hear the whole quote?

I can only imagine what Herman is doing this morning. 

coach just said he doesn’t forget and at some point he’ll get him back.
 

trolling Herman?

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

I can only imagine what Herman is doing this morning. 

Hopefully packing up.

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

Hopefully packing up.

Is there a UHaul tracker? 

Shit at this point, I'd give up Saturday college football and drive to Austin and help him.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I can only imagine what Herman is doing this morning. 

Happy Hour Reaction GIF

3 minutes ago, wood said:

Yeah I had looked away and then just heard the tail end of her saying something about Coach submitting his resignation. WTF? Anyone hear the whole quote?

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My wife was running the disposal and cut it off so I only heard “....coach submitted resignation”

Me logging into Surly:

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1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

My wife was running the disposal and cut it off so I heard “....coach submitted resignation”

Me logging into Surly:

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Yeah that's pretty much all I heard, too. LOL.

9 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I think that was a joke regarding the blooper reel.

It's real to me gif.

 

38 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Nice yard.  

Coverage is a little thin in spots. 

Do we have any new “inside” information?

They didn’t even mention UT and game canceled. 
 

UM is happening damnit! 

9 minutes ago, Willie Fisterbodum said:

So Minnesota is down 33 players, out of conference championship contention, yet they are still playing... 

As long as you have a paddle, keep rowing the boat. 

The Wolverines obviously aren't as committed as the Gophers. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Is the site snappy this morning?

conan obrien i dont know what that is GIF by Team Coco

Who has tracking duty today? Need to know what time flights are leaving for HSB with urban on it so we can gather the welcome committee 

Just said Kyle Whittingham is one of the best coaches in the country,  we got our get back coach!

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is the site snappy this morning?

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21 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Hell or High Water 

Great movie. Wasn’t sure if it qualified as a Western, but there’s Texas Rangers chasing bank robbers, shootouts, and even a cattle drive scene so it should qualify. 

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is the site snappy this morning?

Seems like it, yeah. Static assets are loading really fast.

15 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

"YUM! Bon appetit!"

- Closetojumping

I stand up for savory kolaches and the millions who call them that and now I’m a processed food loving rube? That hurts, sir. 

I’m actually making beef bourguignon for dinner tonight using Julia Child’s recipe, but using brisket. Trust me, look it up, it’s ridiculously good. 

14 hours ago, pops said:

I'm protective of you for fucks sake. Burnt eyes scares me

He’s the thirstiest motherfucker on this thread, that is for damned sure. The DMs he’s sending @troph and @Nicole44 are probably terrifying and might need to be sent to the authorities. 

 

13 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Lulz. Every time I see your avatar, I think of the movie Ruthless People. Underrated film. At any rate, my dad is in one of the last sequences of that film. Wearing a UT baseball cap. Right where Bette Midler''s character is arguing with Danny DeVito's on the pier and kicks him off. My dad went for a walk to see the ocean. this guy (who was an extra in the film with spiked blue hair) says,, "Dude you can't be over here. We are filming a movie." My dad says, "Fuck you. I came to see the ocean. I am from Texas. Fuck you." Guy relents. So in the top right corner of the scene, there is this guy with a white t-shirt and white UT cap just leaning over the pier.

I love the story. @IDIOTsavant ‘s avatar always makes me think of “Other People’s Money”. Devito gives one of the greatest speeches ever put on film in that movie and it never gets much play because of how well Michael Douglas covered the same subject matter as Gordon Gekko. 

23 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Hell or High Water 

If there is such a thing as a modern day western, this movie fits it to a T. The interaction between Pine and Bridges at the end is greatness and the speech Chris Pine’s character gives as to why he did what he did is pretty much how I’ve viewed climbing out of the gutter my entire conscious life. 

UM has had multiple chances this week to put the Texas rumors to rest. This encourages me. 😃🤘🏼

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is the site snappy this morning?

It's snappy on Safari.

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