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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Before you learn the difference between singular and plural?

Dude, the neighbor from Florida is transgender okay?  So They Are/They're from Florida.  They had to move since Florida will literally allow anything, except gender confusion.  That's where they put their foot down.  

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Dude, the neighbor from Florida is transgender okay?  So They Are/They're from Florida.  They had to move since Florida will literally allow anything, except gender confusion.  That's where they put their foot down.  

I guess I'm just expected to ask. Maybe they do that in WTB's area of the world, could be bear country and you want to know if there's going to be menstruation.

"Hey, welcome to the neighborhood. So, uh, what ya got there? Penis? 'Gina?"

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58 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I guess I'm just expected to ask. Maybe they do that in WTB's area of the world, could be bear country and you want to know if there's going to be menstruation.

"Hey, welcome to the neighborhood. So, uh, what ya got there? Penis? 'Gina?"

It's Florida. "Both" and "Neither" are frequently going to be accurate answers.

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On 10/14/2018 at 1:18 AM, Upgrayedd said:

People that have license plate frames, or even worse, vinyl letter stickers advertising the car dealer that they bought there car from.

You’re not getting paid for it, take that shit off.

In Iowa you can actually be pulled over for doing this and "obscuring the license plate".

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Phone calls for yes/ no answers or extremely trivial shit.  I would block oa few of their numbers, but they fucking work for me...SMDH.

My favorites are the phone calls to verify reception of their texts.

 

WTF do you think the little thumbs up thingy means, moron?

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Sitting at a coffee shop (i know, i know....)  and this couple next to us who are at the least in their late 20s , are kissing each other every 3 minutes, like they're teenagers inpuppy love.

 

I mean every 180 seconds with a loud kissing sound.  The sharp, drawn, airy kissing. 

 

I dont give a fuck if youre locking lips and wrestling tongues in public.  But its this constant chat-kisssss-chat-kisssss-chat-kisssss

 

Finna throw my cup of freetrade half-soy lite coconut spiced frappresso on these goobers

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On 10/14/2018 at 1:18 AM, Upgrayedd said:

People that have license plate frames, or even worse, vinyl letter stickers advertising the car dealer that they bought there car from.

You’re not getting paid for it, take that shit off.

There's a local dealer that tells its customers, mostly poors, that if they keep their huge, gaudy stickers on their back windows, they'll get free oil changes.  The typical counter offer is "I'll take the free oil changes, but you can keep your fucking sticker."  It's rarely, if ever, turned down 

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Trivial because it only really delays me one light cycle but still makes me ragey.  Four way intersection, and my lane is turning left onto a three lane road.  We have yellow flashing arrows, and the traffic coming from the opposite direction is turning right onto the same three lane road.  I always seem to get stuck behind the asshats that will sit there stopped rather than turning left into the far left lane, ceding the right of way to the traffic coming from the other direction.  There are three fucking lanes people!  If everyone just turns into the nearest lane as they are supposed to, both directions can turn at the same time and head southbound without an issue.  What the hell is wrong with you people?  

That said, double fuck you to people that cross three lanes while turning

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16 hours ago, slorch said:

Phone calls for yes/ no answers or extremely trivial shit.  I would block oa few of their numbers, but they fucking work for me...SMDH.

My favorites are the phone calls to verify reception of their texts.

 

 WTF do you think the little thumbs up thingy means, moron?

If they work for you, this is on you. Talk to them about your expectations of their communications, preferred methods, what to do, what NOT to do.

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5 minutes ago, Sam Lin said:

If they work for you, this is on you. Talk to them about your expectations of their communications, preferred methods, what to do, what NOT to do.

Yep...in theory.

 

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11 hours ago, JSB said:

What the hell is wrong with you people?   

fuck those people

11 hours ago, JSB said:

That said, double fuck you to people that cross three lanes while turning

fuck those people too

(also fuck the people who sneak up the straight only lane coming from the other side, forcing me to yield to them, only for them to make an illegal right turn into the lane i should be going into)

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Sitting at a coffee shop (i know, i know....)  and this couple next to us who are at the least in their late 20s , are kissing each other every 3 minutes, like they're teenagers inpuppy love.
 
I mean every 180 seconds with a loud kissing sound.  The sharp, drawn, airy kissing. 
 
I dont give a fuck if youre locking lips and wrestling tongues in public.  But its this constant chat-kisssss-chat-kisssss-chat-kisssss
 
Finna throw my cup of freetrade half-soy lite coconut spiced frappresso on these goobers
Dont be salty because he got laid right afterwards and you didn't
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13 hours ago, GottaB said:

I hate doors that offer little resistance when you start opening but a great deal of resistance about a third the way open. Accident waiting to happen.

The ones where you’re walking through and all the sudden that sumbeech stops at about a 70degree angle instead of 90or better?

 

Yeah, F those doors too.

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On 9/17/2018 at 10:20 AM, Wally Pryor said:

That ESPN ticker / score update just got shittier.   It will flash "Score Update" and you don't even know what the hell the update is and which team scored.  Just shows the god damned score. 

They fixed it and got the damned thing right!!!!!  Eureka!

 

 

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Friday night, coming back home from my kid's football game, I was stuck on a 2 lane road behind some asshole wavering his speed between 65 and 40.  The speed limit was 55 the whole way.  When we got to a passing zone, that's when he'd speed up to 65.  When we finally got to a town and the road turned into 4 lanes, I was able to get around.  When I got beside him, fucker was watching videos on his phone.

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Friday night, coming back home from my kid's football game, I was stuck on a 2 lane road behind some asshole wavering his speed between 65 and 40.  The speed limit was 55 the whole way.  When we got to a passing zone, that's when he'd speed up to 65.  When we finally got to a town and the road turned into 4 lanes, I was able to get around.  When I got beside him, fucker was watching videos on his phone.
This is when you need the 400-500HP V8 to blow past these assholes in the small passing zone windows.
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4 hours ago, You don't know me said:

Friday night, coming back home from my kid's football game, I was stuck on a 2 lane road behind some asshole wavering his speed between 65 and 40.  The speed limit was 55 the whole way.  When we got to a passing zone, that's when he'd speed up to 65.  When we finally got to a town and the road turned into 4 lanes, I was able to get around.  When I got beside him, fucker was watching videos on his phone.

sometimes porn won't wait dude

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