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  • Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

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    Francisco 2.0

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

"We are doing great with white boaters and bike gangs. My people think that should be enough of a demographic to get us over the hump." 

 

47 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

"Let [Biden] define carbon because he won't be able to."

AOC - "a young woman not talented in many ways."

Ok, is he Kang or Kodos?  My money's on Kodos.

35 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Eat your heart out, Eugéne Ionesco

I'm only familiar with Rhinoceros, so I'm not sure what you're referencing in particular, that play certainly works.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Love this thread from the responses--apparently the Trumper thinks Gerald Ford won and election and is his favorite *living* president.

 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Pretty sure @3YearLetterman is a parody account.

You sound like a beta who doesn't have his own time share in Pigeon Forge

5 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I can’t listen to Dotard talk, at all. The day that idiot dies needs to be declared a national holiday going forward. If I still drank I would probably die of alcohol poisoning the day it happens.

There is no doubt that the day trump dies will become a national holiday. I know I’ll celebrate it. 

Children being slaughtered all over the country isn’t his fault now but will be Joe’s fault in January? Got it. 

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Pretty sure @realDonaldTrump is a parody account.

Joe Biden is keeping schools closed....?

But...how?

Not sure if this has been posted before, but it's worth a repost:

 

17 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

First they came for the windows and I said nothing.

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But he seemingly did get better at parking.  Maybe the meter here was bedeviling to him, however:

 

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looks pretty far from the curb

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11 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

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 She may have been a bit premature

Not so fast my friend - AcCounting Your Points

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1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Pretty sure @realDonaldTrump is a parody account.

Lulz fuck you, I had to double check because of the absurdity of the Tweet. 

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Not sure if this has been posted before, but it's worth a repost:

 

that one makes me laugh my ass off every time.

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Not sure if this has been posted before, but it's worth a repost:

 

 

34 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ha, is that real?

Yep. Laughed out loud when he said it. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Children being slaughtered all over the country isn’t his fault now but will be Joe’s fault in January? Got it. 

Donald Trump is just trying to save kids from being slaughtered on the streets.  Maybe he can round the kids up and put them in cages, you know to help keep them safe from the Democrat violence.

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The fact that Trump hasn't dropped dead from a massive McHeart attack during one of these pressers is 100% proof of one of two things: either there is no God, or God has completely abandoned the United States.

Every day, we dig the hole even deeper.  We can't stop the massive bleeding.  And half the country cheers as it happens.  God has forsaken us, and we absolutely fucking deserve it.

The Old Testament is full of examples of God letting people have the wicked things they desired and then suffering the consequences. It's one of the central lessons of the Bible: eventually God might let you have the desires of your heart. That it doesn't happen more is an act of divine mercy. Among other things, the Sermon on the Mount was a profound lesson on the wickedness of our hearts.

Trump is the personification of the American id. He's the absolute worst of us, but he's the perfect representation of who we are. We've been given the very thing that we've been begging for and are suffering the consequences.

Fortunately for believers, another central lesson of the Bible is repentance. 

She’s never used a can opener. 

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The fact that Trump hasn't dropped dead from a massive McHeart attack during one of these pressers is 100% proof of one of two things: either there is no God, or God has completely abandoned the United States.

Every day, we dig the hole even deeper.  We can't stop the massive bleeding.  And half the country cheers as it happens.  God has forsaken us, and we absolutely fucking deserve it.

I was about to say that a truly just god would kill him with covid. But I think you're right in that a god who truly loves us would indeed strike him down while he's on TV. 

Think of the ratings! 

19 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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don't forward that to dotard. he'll never leave the lavatory. on second thought, flood his twitter with that image

36 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

(What in the black beans is going on???)

 

 

39 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

She’s never used a can opener. 

She's in luck:

Goya frijoles de conservas de negro: Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet ...

5 hours ago, kevwun said:

No, dildos have actually been inside a vagina.

Know how I know you're not NowThis?

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

There is no God. 

God is fucking with us and laughing 

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The fact that Trump hasn't dropped dead from a massive McHeart attack during one of these pressers is 100% proof of one of two things: either there is no God, or God has completely abandoned the United States.

Every day, we dig the hole even deeper.  We can't stop the massive bleeding.  And half the country cheers as it happens.  God has forsaken us, and we absolutely fucking deserve it.

There is no God. 

There is no God. 

I’m pretty sure religion is what got us into the mess to begin with.
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More people are unemployed since the Great Depression due to this administration’s failure of leadership with the virus and fucking Ivanka launches an employment campaign titled “Find Something New” - that’s not the Onion, that’s a real thing. It’s the most hilariously out of touch Marie Antoinette bullshit I’ve seen.

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

More people are unemployed since the Great Depression due to this administration’s failure of leadership with the virus and fucking Ivanka launches an employment campaign titled “Find Something New” - that’s not the Onion, that’s a real thing. It’s the most hilariously out of touch Marie Antoinette bullshit I’ve seen.

Hopefully she meets the same end. 

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