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Finally, "Many People" said something correct.  What's that book about Crowd Sourcing knowledge?  

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3 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

goddamn i cannot imagine a concert more void of testosterone than a Cure show.

oh it was so good my friend, plus we saw Robert Smith and the guys throwing bowling balls before the gig, it was a trip

2 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

goddamn i cannot imagine a concert more void of testosterone than a Cure show.

A void I gladly filled. Excellent, horny selection 

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

A void I gladly filled. Excellent, horny selection 

If you need a Goose, I'm great singing Righteous Brothers songs 

6 minutes ago, NAVY said:

A void I gladly filled. Excellent, horny selection 

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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

What will be fascinating is whether his GOP enablers continue to enable a lame duck.  Guess it may depend on whether they hold the Senate.

Don't think it even matters.  There are some checks that the Senate can implement with a simple majority, but if Trump tries the things I expect him to try, we will need 2/3 of the Senate to truly check him.  

At any rate, a flipped Senate will cause Mitch to push everything through in December.  If he holds the Senate, everything will get pushed through in January.  Its really only a matter of timing.  Either way, the Dems will never have 2/3 so when Trump openly sells state secrets to Putin in exchange for a Moscow mansion, only Dems+Romney will vote for his removal.

14 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

goddamn i cannot imagine a concert more void of testosterone than a Cure show.

I remember being astonished that there was more than zero people at the Cure set at ACL Fest a few years back, when Muse was playing at the same time across the way.

Just now, NameAlreadyInUse said:

If you picked Muse over the Cure I'm not surprised you'd be astonished.

Fair. I'm a straight male that isn't goth or 60 years old, so I probably just don't get The Cure.

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

I remember being astonished that there was more than zero people at the Cure set at ACL Fest a few years back, when Muse was playing at the same time across the way.

If you picked Muse over the Cure I'm not surprised you'd be astonished.

3 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Uhhh, no. That does not meet NAVY regulations 

3 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Fair. I'm a straight male that isn't goth or 60 years old, so I probably just don't get The Cure.

Or you could just be dumb

I don't even particularly love Muse, but the Cure is one of the wimpiest bands of the wimpiest era of music in history. Don't @ me.

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7 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I don't even particularly love Muse, but the Cure is one of the wimpiest bands of the wimpiest era of music in history. Don't @ me.

would a wimpy band be turned into giant monsters to help fight Mecha-Streisand on SouthPark?  didn't think so

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

It’s about ratings, not lives.

 

I hope he plays the hits and suggests we try injecting disinfectant to fight the virus again. 

If loving Muse is wrong, he don't wanna be right, don't wanna be right

21 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I doubt if they even bothered calling the White House.

 

I can see Trump re-tweeting that saying something like,  "Feeble Fauci only got 3 stars where I got 5 stars, SAD!"

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23 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Is that who I think it is?

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

to say what?  they're not doing anything to control the spread.  literally nothing.  he'll talk about how many tests we've done then say schools should open.  that's all he's got.

"I shut down travel to China!"

24 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I doubt if they even bothered calling the White House.

 

Oh, that's going to leave a fucking mark on his ego. For about 8 seconds and then his simple jack brain will move onto the next slight. 

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22 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I remember being astonished that there was more than zero people at the Cure set at ACL Fest a few years back, when Muse was playing at the same time across the way.

I was at that Cure set.  No fucking way would I waste my time watching Muse.  That's like ditching Foo Fighters for Live.

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13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was at that Cure set.  No fucking way would I waste my time watching Muse.  That's like ditching Foo Fighters for Live.

I have seen everyone of these, at ACL.  Until this reference, I had forgotten that Live played ACL.  

39 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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All I'm saying is this.....you would be amazed/appalled at some of the music young Brisket listened to with enthusiasm in the interest of improving his chances with any given number of members of the fairer sex.

5 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I have seen everyone of these, at ACL.  Until this reference, I had forgotten that Live played ACL.  

I just pulled that out of my ass.  Please tell me they were on stage simultaneously with Foo Fighters?

I've seen some shitty headliners at ACL.  We chose Kanye over Coldplay, because Coldplay, but Kanye was so fucking bad that we actually stopped for a moment on the way back to our car parked somewhere near Mount Bonnell (slight exaggeration) and listened to a couple of Coldplay tunes.  I can say this:  Mr. Paltrow's band was definitely better than Kanye.

They should do a project together -- Kanplay.  Coldye.  Kantplay.  Whatever.

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I just pulled that out of my ass.  Please tell me they were on stage simultaneously with Foo Fighters?

I've seen some shitty headliners at ACL.  We chose Kanye over Coldplay, because Coldplay, but Kanye was so fucking bad that we actually stopped for a moment on the way back to our car parked somewhere near Mount Bonnell (slight exaggeration) and listened to a couple of Coldplay tunes.  I can say this:  Mr. Paltrow's band was definitely better than Kanye.

They should do a project together -- Kanplay.  Coldye.  Kantplay.  Whatever.

They were not on at the same time, I don't think.  It could've even been two separate years.  

I left that Kanye set too.  Maybe walked right past you at the exit.

48 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I remember being astonished that there was more than zero people at the Cure set at ACL Fest a few years back, when Muse was playing at the same time across the way.

Probably because Muse fucking sucks.

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I just pulled that out of my ass.  Please tell me they were on stage simultaneously with Foo Fighters?

I've seen some shitty headliners at ACL.  We chose Kanye over Coldplay, because Coldplay, but Kanye was so fucking bad that we actually stopped for a moment on the way back to our car parked somewhere near Mount Bonnell (slight exaggeration) and listened to a couple of Coldplay tunes.  I can say this:  Mr. Paltrow's band was definitely better than Kanye.

They should do a project together -- Kanplay.  Coldye.  Kantplay.  Whatever.

I've got a 15 year streak going (that's about to be broken) for ACL fest and the only headliner I've ever left early on was Dylan. What a terrible show.

 

/ACL talk not going away

3 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I've got a 15 year streak going (that's about to be broken) for ACL fest and the only headliner I've ever left early on was Dylan. What a terrible show.

 

/ACL talk not going away

We stood in the back laughing at the mass exodus!

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49 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I don't even particularly love Muse, but the Cure is one of the wimpiest bands of the wimpiest era of music in history. Don't @ me.

Attended a Cure concert back in the day with the girlfriend. Absolutely terrible. At least Depeche Mode concerts got the girls hot and bothered but the Cure was like attending a depression clinic. The only way to wash it off is attending a Slayer concert or a Motorhead concert when Lemmy was still alive. Motorhead in concert is like seeing Meth in musical form.

17 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I left that Kanye set too.  Maybe walked right past you at the exit.

I didn't know all that much about him, but figured "this guy is touted as a legend in the making, I should see him".  Wow.  And then he tried to sing.

I'm not against the genre, either.  I checked out Nas at ACL for similar (if less-hyped reasons) and absolutely loved his music.

4 minutes ago, F250 said:

Attended a Cure concert back in the day with the girlfriend. Absolutely terrible. At least Depeche Mode concerts got the girls hot and bothered but the Cure was like attending a depression clinic. The only way to wash it off is attending a Slayer concert or a Motorhead concert when Lemmy was still alive. Motorhead in concert is like seeing Meth in musical form.

Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer! Clash of the Titans! 

34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

All I'm saying is this.....you would be amazed/appalled at some of the music young Brisket listened to with enthusiasm in the interest of improving his chances with any given number of members of the fairer sex.

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1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

goddamn i cannot imagine a concert more void of testosterone than a Cure show.

I don't think he admits being at that one.  Even if he was in attendance, he more than makes up for it by being at the 2 Live Crew gig.

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20 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I've got a 15 year streak going (that's about to be broken) for ACL fest and the only headliner I've ever left early on was Dylan. What a terrible show.

 

/ACL talk not going away

I remember the thread on hornfans entitled “Bob Dylan”

open it up and it just said 

W. 
T. 
F. 
 

I laughed. 

2 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

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It was the 1980s.  Back the fuck off, man.

Choosing between the Cure and Muse is like choosing between Strong's 2nd season in Austin and his 3rd. 

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Which numbers you ask? Deaths? Hospitalizations? No of course not. Poll numbers. He’s behind.

The Cure and Depeche Mode are two of the seminal bands of the 80s. They are both excellent. Robert Smith and Martin Gore are phenomenal song writers.

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

goddamn i cannot imagine a concert more void of testosterone than a Cure show.

....says the guy whose Internet handle is a Mr. Mister song. 

I love Bob Dylan.  I knew going in to that show that it was going to suck and it was still disappointing.  Wow, that was bad.

10 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Donald Trump finally modifies his behavior to wear a mask after seeing such sobering, depressing, concerning numbers.

Which numbers you ask? Deaths? Hospitalizations? No of course not. Poll numbers. He’s behind.

I'm still not buying this.  He's been getting his ass kicked for the better part of three months now but has just recently donned a mask.

Maybe because all his Secret Service agents are getting it he figured it might be time to wear one?  Nah, he's too stupid to figure that out.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was at that Cure set.  No fucking way would I waste my time watching Muse.  That's like ditching Foo Fighters for Live.

I saw "Live" at Kaboo fest a couple of years ago.   Here's my 2 word review

 

"Shit Sandwich".

18 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I'm still not buying this.  He's been getting his ass kicked for the better part of three months now but has just recently donned a mask.

Maybe because all his Secret Service agents are getting it he figured it might be time to wear one?  Nah, he's too stupid to figure that out.

He just got a new campaign manager. 

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Just now, Continental Op said:

Good grief fuck off to somewhere else with your concert shit.  

What's the best concert you've ever been to?

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What's the best concert you've ever been to?

Don’t know if it’s the best, but the Pink Floyd momentary lapse of reason tour in 87 was a great show. 

They should recreate that but instead of a big pig balloon use the baby trump balloon and then shoot it.

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