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Kinda weird that Sanders doesn’t understand that the vast majority of government employees in this country are Executive Branch personnel who work from one administrarion into the next one.  

I’ll bet dollars to donuts she knows which folks at the west wing commissary have been there the longest and know where the non low fat butter is at!

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9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Kinda weird that Sanders doesn’t understand that the vast majority of government employees in this country are Executive Branch personnel who work from one administrarion into the next one.  

I’ll bet dollars to donuts she knows which folks at the west wing commissary have been there the longest and know where the non low fat butter is at!

Why would she ever want to know this?

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https://www.newsweek.com/sarah-huckabee-sanders-suggests-days-traditional-press-briefing-are-over-1145924

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White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has said the days of press briefings may be over—defending the lack of such briefings in recent weeks by claiming the media has the chance to speak directly with the president.

Speaking in an interview with Fox News Sunday at the weekend, Huckabee Sanders said Donald Trump had conversed with the media in more informal settings.

"Look, we talk to the press in a number of different ways," she told Fox News Sunday.

"The day that the briefing was initially created, the atmosphere was incredibly different and you didn't have the same access and ways to communicate with the American public,” she continued, appearing to suggest the days of the traditional briefing were limited.

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"But I always think if you can hear directly from the president and the press has a chance to ask the president of the United States questions directly, that's infinitely better than talking to me. We try to do that a lot and you've seen us do that a lot over the last three weeks, and that's going to take the place of a press briefing when you can talk to the president of the United States,” she added.

 

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When trump told her to put a lid on it, he meant on the jar of miracle whip she was triple finger blasting.   

When this is all over, I predict she’ll take over as National Director of Omega Mu sorority.  

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7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’ve come to the conclusion Huckabee is essentially Trump’s human shield.  When the shit gets bad, they trot her out to redirect the negativity towards her instead of Trump. 

She's one bad presser from being thrown in the trash heap of history.

She knows this. That's why she is the way she is.

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41 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They should just rename these from"press briefings" to "that thing where you come out and lie to everyone and not answer questions".

New York's hottest club is "Pressed Briefs."  This latest linguistic mistake from promoter Sarah Huckabee Sanders answers the question, "Dear God, When?!?"  It's in a burrowed out hole under the CNN bureau in Washington that she also has double as a private Cinnabon.  This club has everything...cocked berettas, homophobic bumper boats, bad 80's prom dresses, and Taint Sno-Balling.  It's like that thing where when you're lying to the Press Corps, but you keep wriggling your face and shifting the weight of your fupa to get the Miracle Whip to slide down into your vagina so Pres. Trump can lick it out and spit the lies back into your mouth.  

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1 minute ago, Lobo said:

New York's hottest club is "Pressed Briefs."  This latest linguistic mistake from promoter Sarah Huckabee Sanders answers the question, "Dear God, When?!?"  It's in a burrowed out hole under the CNN bureau in Washington that she also has double as a private Cinnabon.  This club has everything...cocked berettas, homophobic bumper boats, bad 80's prom dresses, and Taint Sno-Balling.  It's like that thing where when you're lying to the Press Corps, but you keep wriggling your face and shifting the weight of your fupa to get the Miracle Whip to slide down into your vagina so Pres. Trump can lick it out and spit the lies back into your mouth.  

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59 minutes ago, Lobo said:

New York's hottest club is "Pressed Briefs."  This latest linguistic mistake from promoter Sarah Huckabee Sanders answers the question, "Dear God, When?!?"  It's in a burrowed out hole under the CNN bureau in Washington that she also has double as a private Cinnabon.  This club has everything...cocked berettas, homophobic bumper boats, bad 80's prom dresses, and Taint Sno-Balling.  It's like that thing where when you're lying to the Press Corps, but you keep wriggling your face and shifting the weight of your fupa to get the Miracle Whip to slide down into your vagina so Pres. Trump can lick it out and spit the lies back into your mouth.  

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57 minutes ago, Lobo said:

New York's hottest club is "Pressed Briefs."  This latest linguistic mistake from promoter Sarah Huckabee Sanders answers the question, "Dear God, When?!?"  It's in a burrowed out hole under the CNN bureau in Washington that she also has double as a private Cinnabon.  This club has everything...cocked berettas, homophobic bumper boats, bad 80's prom dresses, and Taint Sno-Balling.  It's like that thing where when you're lying to the Press Corps, but you keep wriggling your face and shifting the weight of your fupa to get the Miracle Whip to slide down into your vagina so Pres. Trump can lick it out and spit the lies back into your mouth.  

Ha! ... and Ewwww.

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3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I watch to see how the press handles her. 

So far, they still kinda suck. 

I'm starting to wonder if we're ever going to have a Joe Wilson moment with this administration. For the press, I guess keeping their job is more appealing than the prospect of calling SHS or Cheeto a liar to their face. They show amazing restraint in not losing their cool.

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

New York's hottest club is "Pressed Briefs."  This latest linguistic mistake from promoter Sarah Huckabee Sanders answers the question, "Dear God, When?!?"  It's in a burrowed out hole under the CNN bureau in Washington that she also has double as a private Cinnabon.  This club has everything...cocked berettas, homophobic bumper boats, bad 80's prom dresses, and Taint Sno-Balling.  It's like that thing where when you're lying to the Press Corps, but you keep wriggling your face and shifting the weight of your fupa to get the Miracle Whip to slide down into your vagina so Pres. Trump can lick it out and spit the lies back into your mouth.  

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4 hours ago, Celery Man said:

lol wtf she just said Trump got elected by an overwhelming majority of Americans?

Those who voted for someone else or support the free press are not actually Americans. They're enemies of the state. They oppose American greatness. They're a dangerous, lawless mob.

They all need to be rounded up and re-educated at work camps.

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