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  • I'd just like to point out that neither myself nor any of my fellow nurses, fellow advanced nurse practitioners, and other healthcare providers ever swore an oath that we would lay down our lives for

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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51 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Torbush. Look at the masks

 

I missed this episode of American Horror Story

11 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

As a lifelong white man, I haven’t the fuckest idea what the Michigan people want.

It always boils down to a lack of pussy.

14 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

As a lifelong white man, I haven’t the fuckest idea what the Michigan people want.

You're just a WINO

3 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

You just know trump told pence not to wear a mask. Probably a combination of wanting to look tough to their mouth breathing base and because he wants a confident, non-panicky look. 

He didn't tell him directly. Trump doesn't work that way. But Pence watched Trump stand at the podium and say that he wasn't going to wear one so Pence, ever the sycophant, followed Dear Leader's example. 

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

White men are a disease.

I said what I said.

 

Karenovirus-20

 

24 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

As a lifelong white man, I haven’t the fuckest idea what the Michigan people want.

Manufacturing with well paid union jobs.

15 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

It always boils down to a lack of pussy.

Wrong. Incels can't get into the pussy distribution network.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Even after everything we've done for those people, they just never stop complaining.

It can't get any dumber than this ... 

Narrator: ...  

50 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

No way should firearms be allowed into the state building 

DO YOU WANT THE BRITISH TO BURN THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN?!?!

44 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

As a lifelong white man, I haven’t the fuckest idea what the Michigan people want.

A GODDAMN BLOOMING ONION RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!#!!!!!#!!!

How did the University of Michigan become great?  I guess it's a relic from the days of the automotive industry.

every single plan that comes from trump is some version of a "get rich quick" scheme.
every thing he talks about, every thing he demands, every thing he promises the american people - it's all this aspirational quick-fix bullshit nonsense.  he's a lazy clown grifter who's never done any actual work in his life, and that's how he wants this to go.
lie, deflect, distract, over-promise, never deliver, then start blaming everybody else.  i cannot fucking wait for november.  then trump can go back to making 9 billion dollars a month or whatever he'd have us believe.
I've said before that he pushes shit like he's at the bottom of a pyramid scheme trying to work his way up. The 42% (@Brisketexan's number) have bought in and can't believe we don't want to buy their AMAZING products.
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I couldn't see the masks very well when I watched it and thought they were ski masks, which is bad enough. Why would you have your child dance if you're afraid of them being exposed to the virus?  Are they something else? My screen is too blurry to make out much, I'm afraid.

7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

How did the University of Michigan become great?  I guess it's a relic from the days of the automotive industry.

Out of state East Coast students who didn't get in to one of the Ivies. 

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Just now, tchookem said:
3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:
every single plan that comes from trump is some version of a "get rich quick" scheme.
every thing he talks about, every thing he demands, every thing he promises the american people - it's all this aspirational quick-fix bullshit nonsense.  he's a lazy clown grifter who's never done any actual work in his life, and that's how he wants this to go.
lie, deflect, distract, over-promise, never deliver, then start blaming everybody else.  i cannot fucking wait for november.  then trump can go back to making 9 billion dollars a month or whatever he'd have us believe.

I've said before that he pushes shit like he's at the bottom of a pyramid scheme trying to work his way up. The 42% (@Brisketexan's number) have bought in and can't believe we don't want to buy their AMAZING products.

"If we buy a COVID Commemorative Coin, Ethel, we can place it on the shelf next to the Beanie Babies. It'll be worth something to our grandkids someday after we sacrifice ourselves for the economy."

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

White men are a disease.

 

 


I said what I said.

 

Us evil white men aren't breeding with ourselves.  Accept your culpability, white woman. 

Broad brushes are fun. 

 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

No shit. A cop kicked a couple black guys out of a Walmart for wearing masks during the pandemic. Cops killed a black guy in a Dayton Walmart for carrying a toy gun he was planning to purchase from the store. White folks would go ape shit if black men paraded around in public carrying assault rifles. 

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2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Us evil white men aren't breeding with ourselves.  Accept your culpability, white woman. 

Broad brushes are fun. 

 

Sigh.

 

57 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Texas opening up in 8 hours...

 

 

I want to watch Abbott try to walk this back when the death toll climbs.

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3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Us evil white men aren't breeding with ourselves.

 

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3 minutes ago, RPM said:

I want to watch Abbott try to walk this back when the death toll climbs.

Methinks he won't have a leg to stand on.

9 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Sigh.

 

HI? Are they trying to speak Kill Haole Day into existence?

And I’d love to see the II Karenthians crowd in Chicago. They might get tossed off Trump Tower.

2 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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I know it's wrong, but I can't stop laughing at this!

3 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

My favorite part is the mattress 

Ts & Ps

7 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

My favorite part is the mattress 

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

As a lifelong white man, I haven’t the fuckest idea what the Michigan people want.

The restoration of the American auto industry.

A win over Ohio State.

Dignity.

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All things that aren't happening anytime soon.

31 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Sigh.

 

To be fair, the Bay Area Women for Trump may have previously been Bay Area men for Trump.

We don't judge on the west coast.

3 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

To be fair, the Bay Area Women for Trump may have previously been Bay Area men for Trump.

We don't judge on the west coast.

Then maybe the Bay Area Women for Trump should bang cock in Bangkok.

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4 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

To be fair, the Bay Area Women for Trump may have previously been Bay Area men for Trump.

We don't judge on the west coast.

The lone Texas protest is in Houston. (you have to click on the page to see the full list). I'm surprised Briscoe isn't leading a protest in his district.

27 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

wheelchair fail GIF by Cheezburger

This epic .gif comes from this great YouTube video:

 

42 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Haha, literally the exact same conversation is currently taking place in DT thread. I love this so much. 

11 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

This epic .gif comes from this great YouTube video:

 

That's hilarious.

I suggest they change the title to "Going from paraplegic to quad"

43 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

wheelchair fail GIF by Cheezburger

I've already got a place in hell reserved, but thanks for sending me to the next level of torment. 

what in the fuck is going on here.

The offspring of white men.

And y’all getting sensy about it is hilarious!

Some white women are shit too but luckily, according to the polls, at least the majority of us have woken up.

Face it, NONE of this - Trump, these protests, carrying penis extension weapons everywhere - would be happening without the majority of white men leading it.

Keep the “NOT ALL WHITE MEN” anger but direct it where it deserves - the majority of white men making the rest of y’all look like racist backwards assholes.
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

DO YOU WANT THE BRITISH TO BURN THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN?!?!

Rockets red glare !

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

A GODDAMN BLOOMING ONION RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!#!!!!!#!!!

Give me Applebee's or give me death!

3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Give me Applebee's or give me death!

#TeamDeath

8 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Give me Applebee's or give me death!

Who the fuck is gonna walk into an Applebee’s right now?

Oh yeah, trumpkin idiots will. Hope the blooming onion and extreme fajitas is worth it trumpkins. 

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I mean I wouldn’t even go into an Applebee’s before all this shit happened, unless I really had to take a dump and had nowhere else to go. Then I’d go in.  

11 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I mean I wouldn’t even go into an Applebee’s before all this shit happened, unless I really had to take a dump and had nowhere else to go. Then I’d go in.  

i would only go in there to ask for directions on how to get away from there.

25 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


The offspring of white men.

And y’all getting sensy about it is hilarious!

Some white women are shit too but luckily, according to the polls, at least the majority of us have woken up.

Face it, NONE of this - Trump, these protests, carrying penis extension weapons everywhere - would be happening without the majority of white men leading it.

Keep the “NOT ALL WHITE MEN” anger but direct it where it deserves - the majority of white men making the rest of y’all look like racist backwards assholes.

White mamas create those titty babies with all that complaining to managers. 

 

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