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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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6 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


lol

Stands for “bitch eating crackers”.

It refers to someone you deeply despise for no real reason and the act of them doing something as innocuous as just eating crackers makes you rage.

Big shock that hasn’t caught on.

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1 hour ago, Voldemort86 said:

He’s voting in person because of all the “ fake news” media who have criticized and been mean to him for voting by mail while he criticizes vote by mail.

 

what a thin skinned baby.

So he has indeed voted twice.  That sounds a bit illegal.

31 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This man better run for President again.

I think that’s kind of against the rules.

7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I think that’s kind of against the rules.

Like those matter anymore.

not sure if anyone saw clips of biden today from dallas, pa.  he was spitting hot fire as well.  would've been nice to see some of that emotion at the debate, but whatever.

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12 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

not sure if anyone saw clips of biden today from dallas, pa.  he was spitting hot fire as well.  would've been nice to see some of that emotion at the debate, but whatever.

Sitting on a lead.... trying to run the clock out.  Hate the strategy but I get it.

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Trump cannot let that go unanswered.

 

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does it have enough cromulence for your liking?

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13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Satire

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And if you don't want to visit Twitter:

 

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8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

And if you don't want to visit Twitter:

 

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Yeah, once the cunt and his bear wife took the first $1 of government compensation...they became open to this kind of criticism.  Maybe, if it was Jr. or Eric...you could sorta maybe kinda navigate your way to a suit with merit.  But I mean, the attorney only took this for them because of a prolonged payday.  They fucked up, they went on government payroll.  Yes, it was necessary to gain certain clearances, but it also opens you up to severe and protected criticism.  The weird thing is, Eric is not on White House nor campaign payroll.  He's actually the shining giant in all of this.  The tall, shiny, goofy, date-raping, completely retarded Giant in all of this. 

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

That is going to get some drama going behind the scenes perhaps. Jared, Boy Genius, strikes again.

This was published in July of last year (HuffPo):
 

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President Donald Trump and the Republican National Committee have chosen a fundraising system that profits a former White House staffer and a company invested in by Jared Kushner’s brother ― passing over a cheaper platform that already has contracts with thousands of GOP candidates and committees.

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What Trump’s announcement did not mention was that the decision to use “WinRed” will potentially funnel millions of extra dollars to a firm owned by Gerrit Lansing, a former RNC staffer who left his White House job only three weeks into the administration after reportedly failing his FBI background screening.

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While the Democrats’ platform charges a flat 3.95 percent fee on every donation, the GOP’s WinRed charges 3.8 percent plus 30 cents per donation. While that extra 30 cents means little with larger donations ― in the hundreds or thousands of dollars ― it becomes increasingly significant as the donation becomes smaller.

With a $25 donation, the effective percentage rate for the processing fee becomes 5 percent. With a $5 donation – a common request in the world of small-dollar fundraising – the processing fee becomes 9.8 percent.

Those few pennies, multiplied by hundreds of millions of donations, would translate into many millions of dollars extra for Revv.com and Lansing, its owner.What’s more, about two-thirds of the total processing fee is used to pay Stripe, the credit-card processing company that saw a $30 million investment from Joshua Kushner’s Thrive Capital in 2014. Joshua Kushner is presidential son-in-law and White House aide Jared Kushner’s younger brother. He did not respond to a request for comment Thursday.

 

 

At least he’s keeping it inclusive. 

 

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They are openly stealing from their Republican donors. It’s hilarious. 

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16 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

At least he’s keeping it inclusive. 

 

You're really a piece of shit.  That's the only thing that can be learned from your post.  It's not negative or hurting Biden in any way.  It's just a piece of shit hack (that's you dumbfuck)  giggling at someone who has a stutter.  Fuck off.  You add nothing of substance to this website.

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34 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

At least he’s keeping it inclusive. 

 

That’s what an adult stutter sounds like. I have a stammer and a lisp I worked hard to overcome and my daughter also has a speech impediment. She does professional musicial theater  and I basically make speeches for a living. What sets us apart from you is that you have the ability to speak unimpeded,  and we aren’t trying to make ourselves clear with dicks in our mouths. 
 

If anything, we’re the lucky ones. Be best. 

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40 minutes ago, ERhine said:

You're really a piece of shit.  That's the only thing that can be learned from your post.  It's not negative or hurting Biden in any way.  It's just a piece of shit hack (that's you dumbfuck)  giggling at someone who has a stutter.  Fuck off.  You add nothing of substance to this website.

 

23 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

That’s what an adult stutter sounds like. I have a stammer and a lisp I worked hard to overcome and my daughter also has a speech impediment. She does professional musicial theater  and I basically make speeches for a living. What sets us apart from you is that you have the ability to speak unimpeded,  and we aren’t trying to make ourselves clear with dicks in our mouths. 
 

If anything, we’re the lucky ones. Be best. 

Are you guys saying that his stutter process is what caused him to say voter fraud?

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

Are you guys saying that his stutter process is what caused him to say voter fraud?

Let me pretend to be a Trump person who spend their lives “explaining” the garbage that spews from his mouth and Explain Joe Biden: 

 

he’s saying they’ve put together an unprecedented legal coalition to fight against voter fraud. Just a shot in the dark here. 

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Let me pretend to be a Trump person who spend their lives “explaining” the garbage that spews from his mouth and do it for Biden: 

 

he’s saying they’ve put together an unprecedented legal coalition to fight against voter fraud. Just a shot in the dark here. 

Yes, and, of course, dimwits tweet it out to influence even dumber dimwits that it's an admission "SEE OMG HE ADMITTED IT!!!!"

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Let me pretend to be a Trump person who spend their lives “explaining” the garbage that spews from his mouth and do it for Biden: 

 

he’s saying they’ve put together an unprecedented legal coalition to fight against voter fraud. Just a shot in the dark here. 

I think I see now. He paused after voter fraud, searching for the next word. Landed on organization. “Voter fraud” wasn’t wrong. I’m sure his remarks before and after this little snipped quote put it in the proper context.
Wasn’t listening closely enough at first, thought he accidentally said voter fraud organization instead of voter turnout or registration or any number of other things. 

Are you really so stupid to think that he would admit to having an organization to commit voter fraud? 

4 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Are you really so stupid to think that he would admit to having an organization to commit voter fraud? 

I mean, trump admits his crimes every day, so...you know, certain people might be conditioned to think everyone commits crimes on the reg. 

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13 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Yes, and, of course, dimwits tweet it out to influence even dumber dimwits that it's an admission "SEE OMG HE ADMITTED IT!!!!"

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That gif you posted is creepy AF and needs to burn in an eternal tire fire. Fuck. 

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

At least he’s keeping it inclusive. 

 

 

So you, as a self professed medical professional, find it fun and entertaining to point out someone has a stutter.  You must be a hoot at parties.

Go fuck yourself.

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Those few pennies, multiplied by hundreds of millions of donations, would translate into many millions of dollars extra for Revv.com

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This is not someone who is well or should be the President of the United States of America. 
 

 

5 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He's in Ohio speaking right now and Milwaukee tonight. Given what he said last night at the rally in Pensacola, I expect this could get ugly. He probably won't have heard prior to speaking in Ohio since that was around 4:00, but if he sees that before Wisconsin and does his usual schtick, he's going to do the slow pronunciation of the former President's name and then it will go downward from there.

Who cares?  Honestly..... I think Trumps a pussy and I wouldn’t be afraid of him one bit. The guy only wins and bullies people because he inherited about $420 million dollars. He ain’t shit.

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12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Dotard did say he could kill somebody and not lose his voters. 

2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Satire

They should have taken a slightly different tack.

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1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Dotard did say he could kill somebody and not lose his voters. 

Had he killed Chris Christie, he would have had Dobbs out there proclaiming that Christie needed to die, and his followers would all be nodding in agreement.

No words.   This kind of shit....Trump as the nation's "father".  

https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/vote-for-the-good-dad-this-november/

 

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Trump and Biden certainly differ on policy, but the more important and clearer contrast is in their leadership capabilities. The incumbent is emerging as a fatherly figure, while the challenger is fading into the form of an absent father. 

Presidential campaigns seem to get longer and longer, but it’s always the few final weeks that define the race. Some say this year’s “home stretch” goes back to early September when mail-in voting started, but I would pin down the precise date and time as October 5th in the 6 o’clock hour, Eastern Standard Time.

 

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When millions of Americans witnessed President Donald Trump remove his mask upon returning to the White House from a brief hospital stay for Covid-19, that was the defining moment for the 2020 election. Along with his subsequent, encouraging remarks, the moment also distinguished Trump as the fatherly leader of the nation.

“Don’t be afraid of it,” Trump urged. “Don’t let it dominate. Don’t let it take over your lives.” Just as meaningful was Trump’s acknowledgement that “there’s a risk, there’s a danger, but that’s OK.”

Trump said that no leader “would not do what I did,” but the same may be said of a good dad. A loving father pushes his children to take chances in life, because that builds them up.

 

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Meanwhile, the mainstream media implored the citizenry to recoil at their “contagious” president for such a garish display of “defiance.” This ridicule had to follow after years of failure to cast Trump as a tyrant or apologist for tyrants. The image of abusive father didn’t hold up, but maybe the cartoon of a bungling fool à la Homer Simpson would.

Contrast that with former Vice President Joe Biden’s decision to “lid” his campaign four days ahead of the second and final presidential debate. Until that point, Biden had refused to answer questions about packing the Supreme Court or shrugged off any query regarding his role in his son Hunter’s shady dealings with foreign governments and businesses.

 

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If Biden were to govern as he campaigns, he would turn into the nation’s absent father. His vacant leadership would merely follow the hectoring mainstream media or the SJW mob. Enough Americans might prefer that, actually. The race seems close. 

Wouldn’t it be easier and feel safer to just not have a fatherly leader who reminded you of your lost potential? 

Canadian psychology professor Dr. Jordan Peterson revived these archetypal father figures in the minds of hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, of people with his lectures on YouTube and in concert halls from late 2016 to early 2019. 

In one 2017 classroom lecture, as he described the ideal father, Peterson shared the advice he gave to conservative politicians who asked him how they could reach out to young people.

“Talk to them about responsibility,” Peterson pleaded.

One campaign slogan might be “Get your act together, do something worthwhile with your life,” Peterson suggested. Perhaps not much of a speechwriter, the professor did stress that young people “hunger” for that sort of message. “The more responsibility you take on, the more meaning your life has, and the higher degree of responsibility that you agree voluntarily to try to bear, the richer your life will be, and no one’s ever told that,” he said.

Whether this is a winning strategy or not may be determined in the outcome of the 2020 election. The funny thing about Trump is that he’s probably no one’s ideal anything, but as an outsider president, he is closer to that standard than any president since Ronald Reagan a generation ago.

How much of that stirs the American people to select their next leader may be incalculable, but so is the value of a fatherly leader to a nation in dire need of hope and a new direction.

 

 

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Had he killed Chris Christie, he would have had Dobbs out there proclaiming that Christie needed to die, and his followers would all be nodding in agreement.

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21 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

She's doing it for her boy!

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I stopped watching Texas football this year. Ten years of incompetence finally pushed me over the line. I’d rather spend time and money supporting a cause that is worth it, like Defeating the piece of shit Trump. 

The years of wandering in the desert may be playing into a lack of interest for UT fans but I have noticed a marked decrease in my own emotional involvement for college football as well, and I’m an alumni and fan of arguably the most successful program of the last decade if not all time.

And it’s not just my love of Alabama Football, I have found many of my guilty pleasures and things I loved doing in the past don’t bring me as much joy.

I really believe the last four years have been not only damaging to the foundations of our country but have impacted our national psyche.

I’m not exaggerating when I say I struggle between knowing I need to keep engaged and informed on the daily, sometimes hourly, horrors this man and his administration has foisted on us and wanting to disengage completely because I find it all so personally depressing and distressing.

I can feel my mood sour and my general outlook on my fellow Americans plummet by just watching and listening to him. I go out of my way to not watch or listen to him. I will read a transcript or article instead.

I think the past four years, capped off with the changes in normal life brought on by the coronavirus will leave some permanent changes in so many things and we aren’t even conscious of all of it yet.
27 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

BAT. SHIT. CRAZY.  

 

Alabama voted Democratic for 20 straight presidential elections after the Civil War. Then since 1964, they have voted Republican 13 out of 14 times (Jimmy Carter won the state in 1976).

I wonder what changed in 1964?

Here is a primer for the "least racist" Trump:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_Rights_Act_of_1964#:~:text=The Civil Rights Act of,origin%2C and later sexual orientation.

27 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Is anyone else seeing news that a couple of other people in the VP office are now testing positive? That’s going to be harder to distance himself from (literally) and then hit the campaign trail. Supporters seem willing to sacrifice at the rallies, but in the next ten days as the counts keep growing across the nation, it’s going to put COVID front and center. 
 

On another note: the mom with the COVID t-shirt is just...wow. 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

No words.   This kind of shit....Trump as the nation's "father".  

I prefer the term "the crazy uncle, who is somehow able to support himself with no discernible means of employment", but they have a different perspective.

14 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Was DeSantis the one high-fiving people at a rally, and then caught on camera wiping his nose with the same hand?

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