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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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How do people support this shit.  Unbelievable 

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Just now, DonkeyCigars said:

I think Trump gave himself an out via weasel words in that he snuck in a "in my opinion" and "as far as I am concerned" to give the overture of opinion and politicking as opposed to declaring he is Emperor forever and crossing the Rubicon.

He is too lazy to follow through with anything he says. 

Just now, Bama Chick said:

Well

 

 

Wait, how drunk am I?

I wonder if Great Britain, France, Germany, etc, thinks this is funny?  

Fox News actually keeping it very real - laying into Trump for a lot of perceived missteps. Chris Wallace had the first take which basically boiled down to "what the fuck is he taking about?".

Except Brett Baier because he's a fat piece of dogshit.

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

I wonder if Great Britain, France, Germany, etc, thinks this is funny?  

Narrator: They do not. (Russia and China think it's hilarious.)

I too have won the presidency. I declare myself the winner and so all counts need to stop now. I was written in by many many people in key states. So all counting must stop. Burly men have come up to me to thank me for letting them write in my name. I am president so thanks to all and good night. 

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

I wonder if Great Britain, France, Germany, etc, thinks this is funny?  

Hell no - they're fucking terrified.

Now, Russia and China and Saudi Arabia and North Korea? They're LOVING it.

Anyway, I feel even more confident after that

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

How do people support this shit.  Unbelievable 

How did WWF/WWE become a billion dollar operation? People love the heel who embraces his nature.

I honestly thought he'd be more upbeat considering he did better than the polls. He looked like a sad fat fuck saying what we all expected him to say if he was losing. He knows he's losing. That was my takeaway.

16 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

There's going to be a lot of violence as a direct result of things dotard is saying right now. 

He doesn’t care. His voters do not care. More dead or severely injured minorities and libtards is acceptable when your cult leader gives you the ok like he just did. Sewing as much discord and violence is a feature and not a bug.

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5 minutes ago, mchookem said:

msnbc cut away and basically said 'yeah, he's lying...so anyway, show us the board Kornacki...'

Rachel calls it a 'hee haw laugh track' move 😆

So did CNN. Then I turned to Fox News, and they're also saying he went too far.

This is all pushing me into depression. 

We're destroying ourselves. Even if Biden wins this one, it's clear now that we're past the point of no return. 

It is seriously, overwhelmingly sad. 

He obviously believes he has a good chance of losing, so he pulls this shit...which he had ready in his coat pocket if he wasn’t declared the winner tonight.   
 

U N B E L I E V A B L E  !

Okay I'm like 80% sure the guy doing the TV board on FoxNews was just doing coke or adderall rails off set.

This is all pushing me into depression. 
We're destroying ourselves. Even if Biden wins this one, it's clear now that we're past the point of no return. 
It is seriously, overwhelmingly sad. 
Right there with ya. I don't even know what to say at this point.

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4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I wonder if Great Britain, France, Germany, etc, thinks this is funny?  

Yeah I seriously doubt Germany thinks it's real funny.

The fact that a large portion of the country can't see what this guy is and what he is doing makes me pretty sure our run is over as a country.

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This is all pushing me into depression. 

We're destroying ourselves. Even if Biden wins this one, it's clear now that we're past the point of no return. 

It is seriously, overwhelmingly sad.  

This here. Way too many people don't seem to understand how fundamentally important our peaceful power transfer process is. This is exactly the kind of bullshit I've been fearing and dreading, no matter who wins.

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derp. quoted the wrong post.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Okay I'm like 80% sure the guy doing the TV board on FoxNews was just doing coke or adderall rails off set.

You may no better but yeah, this dude is on meth or something. Wtf.

 

You may no better but yeah, this dude is on meth or something. Wtf.
 
Maybe he is celebrating Oregon's drug ruling?

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3 minutes ago, wood said:

Yeah I seriously doubt Germany thinks it's real funny.

Because they have a notoriously dour sense of humor? 

1 minute ago, Hookah Horns said:

This is all pushing me into depression. 

We're destroying ourselves. Even if Biden wins this one, it's clear now that we're past the point of no return. 

It is seriously, overwhelmingly sad. 

Out of rep, but I echo this sentiment, 100%. 

His speech isn't surprising.  He has been doing his rallies and speaking to his base.  And on election night, he appears to be doing better than expected.  So in his lizard brain, he thinks, keep doing whats working.

Down in EVs and a million plus votes the president said from the White House that he has already won and to stop counting votes. That happened.

Every far-right wing pundit might say that he is wrong to say he won TONIGHT. That won't be the case tomorrow. This will be a repeat of everything they do. Sound good at first but then go completely into Trump's pocket.

Santorum is even laying into him now. Shit. Show.

Santorum is distressed.

He is really stammering and stumbling trying to say Trump is wrong but still stay in the cult.

3 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Right there with ya. I don't even know what to say at this point.

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Was thinking about waking up my girlfriend and telling her the nation she thinks was here tonight won't be here tomorrow. My daughter (18) just texted me asking now what. I could not answer. 

I have been an election monitor in a few developing countries and this is fucking amazing and agree, it saddens me to the core. Even if you hate Biden realize one thing, our experiment ended tonight. 

  

4 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

The fact that a large portion of the country can't see what this guy is and what he is doing makes me pretty sure our run is over as a country.

His face is plastered in orange makeup a half inch thick. Every dystopian movie ever has villains that would consider Trump's face to be comically overdone and too metrosexual to be real. A third of our country thinks this person's aura and following represents alpha manliness. It's unfathomable to me. A literal clown in clown makeup.

He publicly shuns his kids. His wife hates him and lives in a different house. He's a soft daddy's boy who cries and bitches about unfairness on a daily basis. He's fat, his hands are soft, he wears makeup and a wig, and he has bitch tits.

He is the death of manliness in the true sense of the word, which means taking care of your family, speaking softly and carrying a big stick, being self-sufficient, being confident in who you are, and taking care of others.  He is a huge pussy and people who think he's some sort of manly alpha bro are fucking idiots. 

 

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6 minutes ago, wood said:

So did CNN. Then I turned to Fox News, and they're also saying he went too far.

Even Rick Santorum of all people is beside himself. We have an authoritarian that is going to have to be forcibly removed from the White House.

1 minute ago, UpperWestside said:

Even Rick Santorum of all people is beside himself. We have an authoritarian that is going to have to be forcibly removed from the White House.

82nd is just a 6 hour ride to the south. 

I'm slightly confused by all the confusion surrounding Trump's play here.

I was under the impression this is what we've all been predicting for like 3 years.

Okay I'm like 80% sure the guy doing the TV board on FoxNews was just doing coke or adderall rails off set.

Heard that loud sniff too huh?
9 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I wonder if Great Britain, France, Germany, etc, thinks this is funny?  

well...my former French exchange student just woke up in Italy about an hour ago and messaged me 'it's not over?? wtf america??'

lol

 

Just now, Foosters said:

I'm slightly confused by all the confusion surrounding Trump's play here.

I was under the impression this is what we've all been predicting for like 3 years.

I don't think anyone is confused.

Pissed, outraged, depressed, worried, terrified are words I'd use.  Not confused.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Down in EVs and a million plus votes the president said from the White House that he has already won and to stop counting votes. That happened.

If they stopped counting ballots when he said it, he would win the EC. I mean he’s a stupid piece of shit but he’s technically right.

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Was thinking about waking up my girlfriend and telling her the nation she thinks was here tonight won't be here tomorrow. My daughter (18) just texted me asking now what. I could not answer. 

I have been an election monitor in a few developing countries and this is fucking amazing and agree, it saddens me to the core. Even if you hate Biden realize one thing, our experiment ended tonight. 

I am taking in what he said and yes if he follows through on what he said and gets help from the Supreme Court we are done. I will say I do not think they would allow him to throw out these votes, but any scenario that ends with them being thrown out means we are done.

10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Well

 

 

 

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Even Chris Christie is dumbfounded by the president’s comments. 

Enablers regret. Too late motherfuckers. You're complicit.

This is a depressing night even if Biden wins. I was going to be sick if Trump pulled 40% of the vote. As of this moment, he's only 1m votes behind Biden nationwide. Our electorate is shit. This country is shit.

I haven't drank a drop tonight, but I feel the disoriented sickness of a bad drunk.

My friends, you are the only light in slow motion desecration and demolition of the republic. Few people I know want to talk about this or follow it very closely. My beloved has maintained a rosy outlook about the US during the four year shitshow because she hasn't followed closely. Tonight, she sat on the Ottoman with her head in hands listening to Trumps babbling bloviation about stopping the vote count and being robbed. She gets it.

Half of the country proudly wears the MAGA jersey like a grown man whose whole identity is tied up in an NFL team. USA = United States of Aggy.

Fuck me.

That show was what Trump looks like when he knows he's lost. bullets of sweat.

John King laying out a pretty tough climb for Biden in PA. 

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