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5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

fucking bagpipes.  I'm of scotch decent, I suppose,  based on my last name.  I come for poor West Texas stock, so who the fuck knows.

Aye... yes.  The well regarded West Texas "Clan McBang".

 

What's ye Tartan, Goobdsir?

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7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

fucking bagpipes.  I'm of scotch decent, I suppose,  based on my last name.  I come for poor West Texas stock, so who the fuck knows. But, bagpipes are a fucking crime against humanity, and any cocksucker that plays them or causes them to be played should be put on trial in The Hague, and sent to Gitmo for life.  I'd rather listen to my tree guy's woodchipper, or the noise from the trash trucks that make 3 passes every Monday morning, or my fucking cunt ex-wife running her piehole. 

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7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

fucking bagpipes.  I'm of scotch decent, I suppose,  based on my last name.  I come for poor West Texas stock, so who the fuck knows. But, bagpipes are a fucking crime against humanity, and any cocksucker that plays them or causes them to be played should be put on trial in The Hague, and sent to Gitmo for life.  I'd rather fall in my tree guy's woodchipper, or the noise from the trash trucks that make 3 passes every Monday morning, or my fucking cunt ex-wife running her piehole. 

FIFE

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7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

fucking bagpipes.  I'm of scotch decent, I suppose,  based on my last name.  I come for poor West Texas stock, so who the fuck knows. But, bagpipes are a fucking crime against humanity, and any cocksucker that plays them or causes them to be played should be put on trial in The Hague, and sent to Gitmo for life.  I'd rather listen to my tree guy's woodchipper, or the noise from the trash trucks that make 3 passes every Monday morning, or my fucking cunt ex-wife running her piehole. 

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9 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

fucking bagpipes.  I'm of scotch decent, I suppose,  based on my last name.  I come for poor West Texas stock, so who the fuck knows. But, bagpipes are a fucking crime against humanity, and any cocksucker that plays them or causes them to be played should be put on trial in The Hague, and sent to Gitmo for life.  I'd rather listen to my tree guy's woodchipper, or the noise from the trash trucks that make 3 passes every Monday morning, or my fucking cunt ex-wife running her piehole. 

Scotch is a whiskey made in Scotland. Unless you are descended from well behaved malted barley, you are of Scottish descent.

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16 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Scotch is a whiskey made in Scotland. Unless you are descended from well behaved malted barley, you are of Scottish descent.

The Scots love Americans who claim to be Scottish.  or so I'm reliably informed

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1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Scotch is a whiskey made in Scotland. Unless you are descended from well behaved malted barley, you are of Scottish descent.

The distilled beverage made in Scotland is whisky. 

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On 6/18/2025 at 10:37 AM, locodos said:

<RANT> Those mofos sitting at a green light staring at their phone can EABODs!  They get the horn instantly, and not the polite beep beep horn either. </RANT>

Car manufacturers should have a volume control / tone selector for the horn, from "polite" to roadrage and baby-fart to 2x-cop-siren

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On 6/17/2025 at 2:55 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

I suspect that this is probably a regional thing and/or just a coincidence (availability heuristic in action, perhaps?), but in my experience, in the Chicago area, this sticker seems to be found almost exclusively on vehicles driven by Asian people.

Nobody else seems to be buying this sticker. 

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The placement, though. Nobody puts baby in a corner. 

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People who take videos of the concert instead of just enjoying the music and the vibe.

We went to a Post Malone concert last night, and the women in front of us were taking videos of the screens and/or selfie videos.

Makes no sense to me. 

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29 minutes ago, Superhero said:

People who take videos of the concert instead of just enjoying the music and the vibe.

We went to a Post Malone concert last night, and the women in front of us were taking videos of the screens and/or selfie videos.

Makes no sense to me. 

i'll video like 30-60 seconds on my favs but only the first concert of the band I go to after that it's all enjoyment. even first time through I want to enjoy at least half the song I love live not through a camera. I'll also record but watch the band not my screen some times.  I've gone back many times to watch the videos, they're nice to have.

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Too many to name! The Edgar haircut, having 7 kids with 6 baby daddies when you can't afford one, the main character syndrome that seems rampant nowadays, especially when driving, taking pic after pic of yourself 18 times a day, taking pics of your food, run on sentences *old man shaking fist at cloud*

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2 hours ago, lateshow said:

Well, I mean, you are Asian...

I said gradually...

 

Maybe it's because I have a larger company SUV (Traverse) and have more of a fuck you, get out of my way attitude. But I can't park straight in a spot worth a shit. I actually open my door to make sure if I'm parallel to the lines. Probably because I don't want to show up in the parking douche baggery thread.

When I was younger, I could talk with my phone on my shoulder, hold a burger and shift into 3rd at the same time. Those days are behind me.

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4 hours ago, Superhero said:

People who take videos of the concert instead of just enjoying the music and the vibe.

We went to a Post Malone concert last night, and the women in front of us were taking videos of the screens and/or selfie videos.

Makes no sense to me. 

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On 6/6/2025 at 10:06 AM, mininghorn88 said:

I have actually played cricket recreationally on some of my visits to Australia.  The hardest part for me was to remember to take the bat with you after you hit the ball and took off running to the other end.   You can actually stretch out with the bat to get it across the line before your body does to be "safe".

I played when I lived in England. The hardest thing for me was batting: gripping the bat differently, no strike zone, protecting the wicket, weird spin off the bounce. I was great at fielding though. 

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