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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I missed this somehow.

 

What Trump envisions… 

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of course we could end up with this so maybe not all bad? 
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11 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Well if you believe one of his attorneys (yeah, I know), he he’s crushing it.

 

I didn’t know it was possible to lie that much at once. 

Does any other former president wear the presidential seal ?

1 hour ago, Matuka said:

Well if you believe one of his attorneys (yeah, I know), he’s crushing it.

 

he wins all the time, but the media won't let you know about it.  i could tell you about it, if only i was on camera, which i am, on some sort of network i guess, but i won't tell you about it, because reasons.  but he wins because he's smart and by the book.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

Remind me again how this guy gets lawyers to work for him?

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Just now, Beau Vine said:

Remind me again how this guy gets lawyers to work for him?

Have you met a lawyer?

Because each one thinks what the one prior to them thought...I'm sure I can get him to pay me.  And if I can't, I'll get so famous and get so much new biz dev off of this...it'll totally be worth it.  Plus he'll probably at least to go on his plane to play golf a few times.  What could go wrong? 

It's the most cliche cycle of abuse, it'd be quite sad if it wasn't happening to such immoral lawyers.  

I mean, if you hold their bar cards up to your ear, you can literally hear them whisper, "You don't know what he tells me when we're alone.  This time it's gonna be different, you don't know him like I do!"  

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Remind me again how this guy gets lawyers to work for him?


there are lawyers on this board that would consider it an honor to represent el douche in any of his frivolous lawsuits 

3 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Have you met a lawyer?

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On 1/29/2023 at 5:09 PM, Brisketexan said:

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Those of you who believe there can be a non-Trump GOP....stop.

Those of you who think Trump doesn't win the GOP nomination whenever he chooses to run....stop.

 

Trump is running.  Trump will win the nomination.  And because the race for POTUS is decided by 4-5 states, including states where the GQP has promised to engage in shenanigans (voter suppression measures, shitting on polling places, having the GQP legislature just say "naah, doesn't matter what the voters decided, we decide that Trump wins," etc.)....there's a very good chance that he wins again.

It's like some of y'all really don't grasp how fucking bad it is.  It's that bad.  Actually, it's worse.

We all need to stay vigilant and it’s stupid to say ‘it’s in the bag’.  But the far right measures/candidates got smashed last election cycle.  Bring on the fat orange glob.  Rather than worry, I’ll try to do shit that makes a difference.  Others can cower.  Just not my style…

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Remind me again how this guy gets lawyers to work for him?

“Work” is a strong word.

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9 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

he wins all the time, but the media won't let you know about it.  i could tell you about it, if only i was on camera, which i am, on some sort of network i guess, but i won't tell you about it, because reasons.  but he wins because he's smart and by the book.

He wins a lot of court cases in Canada. You wouldn't know them.

11 hours ago, Matuka said:

Well if you believe one of his attorneys (yeah, I know), he’s crushing it.

 

I don't care what anyone says, it's genuinely impressive that she said that with a straight face. 

37 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I don't care what anyone says, it's genuinely impressive that she said that with a straight face. 

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42 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I don't care what anyone says, it's genuinely impressive that she said that with a straight face. 

Same lawyer who was sanctioned a million dollars for filing a frivolous lawsuit?

 

Check. 

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Look at the bottom of the picture, y'all. As much as I wish that were true..

2 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Look at the bottom of the picture, y'all. As much as I wish that were true..

 

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 lol

So he admits that everything with Stormy Daniels did happen?
 

 

Huh. I thought it was part of the witch hunt. "Past the statute of limitations, suckers!". 

39 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

So he admits that everything with Stormy Daniels did happen?
 

 


I now believe that’s he’s worried about going to prison 

Good thing he relied on the "JUDGEMENT & ADVICE OF COUNCIL."

"Judgement and Advice of Council"?

WTF, dude?????

2 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

So he admits that everything with Stormy Daniels did happen?

Didn’t he already win a court battle against her for her violation of the NDA she signed about their affair?

The NY DA is going to break it off in him, giving new meaning to the term ‘deep state’ 

 

He’s going to skip the country. Move to Russia and claim he’s there to bring peace to Europe 😂😂😂

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

"Judgement and Advice of Council"?

WTF, dude?????

He and MTG could become the Spelling Bee Champs ticket.

8 minutes ago, Satchel said:

He and MTG could become the Spelling Bee Champs ticket.

Bitch can’t even spell MTG if you have her the M and the G

So here's his lawsuit against Woodward, linked in a post above.  https://assets.bwbx.io/documents/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/ryXewWPzBbqo/v0

First, I find it very difficult to believe that Simon and Schuster would publish the tapes in audiobook form if they didn't feel they had rights locked down solid.

One thing the lawsuit scrupulously avoids is reference to or acknowledgement of any agreement signed by Trump prior to the commencement of the interviews.  Similarly, it doesn't deny its existence, either, it just focuses on other things that might modify or alter any such agreement, but doubtfully so.

It also tries to allege that he is the sole owner of copyright in his responses to Woodward's questions, as opposed to the entirety of the interviews being a joint work, where they would have to split profits.  A stretch.

Legally speaking, it is head and shoulders above the tripe he has been filing, but I think there's a huge factual flaw in that I am virtually certain that Trump signed some kind of release, of the fairly bulletproof variety, for use of the audiotapes however Woodward/SS felt appropriate.  It could possibly maybe be sanctionable for not addressing that, if there is one.  And there's just got to be.

Also notable that he went to the Northern District of Florida this time, eliminating his chance of getting his babygirl as his judge.  There may be another forum-shopping motive, though, because that's not his "home" district, that is, he doesn't live there, which is always a bit shady.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

"Judgement and Advice of Council"?

WTF, dude?????

I believe it's Advise of Consul, your Honour.  

On 1/30/2023 at 2:19 PM, MissingInAction said:

Here he is yall. The savior of the master race

 

 

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23 hours ago, bolverk said:

When I watched the clip of him speaking, which I rarely do out of hatred from hearing his voice, I kept wondering how many takes that required because its weird editing and pictured him getting pissed off and banging the podium a few times.

 

5 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

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I don't know who's a 30 Rock fanatic, but when I first saw those Trump outtakes last Autumn...like a lightning bolt remembered this similar video of outtakes by another titan of leadership with on-screen gravitas...Jack Donaghy of NBC, played by a guy who kinda reminds me a bit of Trump for some reason

 

31 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Bitch can’t even spell MTG if you have her the M and the G

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On 1/29/2023 at 5:09 PM, Brisketexan said:

And because the race for POTUS is decided by 4-5 states, including states where the GQP has promised to engage in shenanigans (voter suppression measures, shitting on polling places, having the GQP legislature just say "naah, doesn't matter what the voters decided, we decide that Trump wins," etc.)....there's a very good chance that he wins again.

You keep saying this but I'm wondering where you think this could occur. Let's look at those "4-5 states" legislatures right now (there are actually 6):

Nevada - Democratic

Wisconsin - Republican

Michigan - Democratic

Arizona - Republican

Georgia - Republican

Pennsylvania - Republican (but there are 4 vacant seats - all of which were held by Democrats and if they hold they will be split)

So there are six swing states with two being run by Democratic legislatures and another likely to be split. Those three aren't options for Trump's shit. 

We know about Georgia. Kemp would have to call a special session and...yeah. That's not happening. 

So he MIGHT be able to get Wisconsin or Arizona to go along. 

That's not nearly enough. 

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

You keep saying this but I'm wondering where you think this could occur. Let's look at those "4-5 states" legislatures right now (there are actually 6):

Nevada - Democratic

Wisconsin - Republican

Michigan - Democratic

Arizona - Republican

Georgia - Republican

Pennsylvania - Republican (but there are 4 vacant seats - all of which were held by Democrats and if they hold they will be split)

So there are six swing states with two being run by Democratic legislatures and another likely to be split. Those three aren't options for Trump's shit. 

We know about Georgia. Kemp would have to call a special session and...yeah. That's not happening. 

So he MIGHT be able to get Wisconsin or Arizona to go along. 

That's not nearly enough. 

It’s enough if he wins those other states. 

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s enough if he wins those other states. 

if he wins those other states then he won't need Wisconsin or Arizona to pull anything because he'll have won those as well.

bottom line is this isn't a realistic scenario in 2024. 

Coward pleaded the fifth over 400x per his depo tape released today. 

Not a lawyer, but when the person being deposed keeps taking the 5th can you slip some new questions in? Stuff like 

* True or False. When you say “I take the 5th” what you really mean is “ I’m a giant sack of shit.” 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

So here's his lawsuit against Woodward, linked in a post above.  https://assets.bwbx.io/documents/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/ryXewWPzBbqo/v0

First, I find it very difficult to believe that Simon and Schuster would publish the tapes in audiobook form if they didn't feel they had rights locked down solid.

One thing the lawsuit scrupulously avoids is reference to or acknowledgement of any agreement signed by Trump prior to the commencement of the interviews.  Similarly, it doesn't deny its existence, either, it just focuses on other things that might modify or alter any such agreement, but doubtfully so.

It also tries to allege that he is the sole owner of copyright in his responses to Woodward's questions, as opposed to the entirety of the interviews being a joint work, where they would have to split profits.  A stretch.

Legally speaking, it is head and shoulders above the tripe he has been filing, but I think there's a huge factual flaw in that I am virtually certain that Trump signed some kind of release, of the fairly bulletproof variety, for use of the audiotapes however Woodward/SS felt appropriate.  It could possibly maybe be sanctionable for not addressing that, if there is one.  And there's just got to be.

Also notable that he went to the Northern District of Florida this time, eliminating his chance of getting his babygirl as his judge.  There may be another forum-shopping motive, though, because that's not his "home" district, that is, he doesn't live there, which is always a bit shady.

One thing that's a little odd, though, is SS's response:

"All these interviews were on the record and recorded with President Trump's knowledge and agreement," reads the statement provided to NPR. "Moreover, it is in the public interest to have this historical record in Trump's own words. We are confident that the facts and the law are in our favor."

The bolded doesn't seem relevant to whether Trump consented to use of the tapes.  Maybe it's there to avoid some kind of oral modification of the consent, or whether the scope of the consent included an audiobook of the actual recordings themselves.  Or maybe it's to cut off some kind of right of publicity, NIL type claim on his voice, which might arguably be outside the scope of the consent/license.

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