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Mentally unstable radical Republican? Oh you mean Marjorie!


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I strongly believe in decorum in politically charged meetings, but to be fair-I think they laughed because when she turns the gavel horizontal, it looks like her foot.  

Like when you see a cartoon when a pirate takes off their own leg to hit somebody, it's like that kinda funny.  

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20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes Republicans, that’s exactly how you win the masses over.  Violate the Constitution and try to ban porn at the same time.  Whoop!

But Nancy Pelosi did something or other some time ago, I can't really remember what it was, but it was bad, and well you know, that AOC bitch also said some bad stuff and did some bad things that I really don't remember but a lot of other people know about it and well that's like some bullshit and fuck them.

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

But Nancy Pelosi did something or other some time ago, I can't really remember what it was, but it was bad, and well you know, that AOC bitch also said some bad stuff and did some bad things that I really don't remember but a lot of other people know about it and well that's like some bullshit and fuck them.

You're thinking of a certain laptop

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90% of Surly probably has "oddly specific porn requests" in our search history.

 

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First I came on the MILFs.  Is that anything?  

Gotta give her credit.  First Congresswoman to be spitroasted by two gym bros at the same time and she still manages to get a round of applause calling out sexual deviance.  That's not nothing.  

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You're thinking of a certain laptop
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90% of Surly probably has "oddly specific porn requests" in our search history.

 


Ummm….”oddly specific porn requests” is an entire folder on my computer. Well, the folder is actually titled “old work stuff 2016,” I’m just telling you what’s really in there.
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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Ummm….”oddly specific porn requests” is an entire folder on my computer. Well, the folder is actually titled “old work stuff 2016,” I’m just telling you what’s really in there.

"Oddly Specific Porn Requests" could be a new Surly motto

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20 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I hope this dumb cunt keeps on this...

 

Abortion is a loser for the GQP.  She is so fucking dumb.

If this group prayer doesn’t work, wouldn’t that mean that either there is no god, there is a god but he doesn’t listen to prayers, or he is pro-choice?  What are the alternatives?

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You know Marjorie, as an actual fiscal conservative, a couple of your points there aren't as awful as you---FISA courts do need an audit.  And the FBI does not need a new HQ that elaborate.  I won't get into how batshit insane the rest of your list is.  I'll wait until I'm taking my next dump to fuck with your senior staffer who still reminds me once a quarter that you are not, in fact, mentally retarded.  

But you do realize you tweeted, "domestic terror units that target conservatives" on your own, right?  When we say, and especially when members of Congress use the terms "DOJ/FBI/DHS target..." and then name groups of people...we all take that to mean the same thing.  That those people/groups are targets of investigations/raids/cases/etc.  There's only one real way to take your statement.  Those being targeted are being looked for a reason.  I know what you meant to rile up your base about, but you chose your words as poorly as your husband did when he said, "I do."  

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