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22 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

We may dislike MTG now, but on some future day when she scoops up a baby from a flooded river and climbs to safety in a tree using only one arm and her toe-thumbs, then we will realize how lucky we are to have her.

Like a three-toed sloth slut.

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On 4/21/2024 at 4:29 PM, RDCanecutter said:

 Left alone, she'd be sharing Q themes on FB and yelling at a clerk getting fingercuffed by the crossfit coaches down at her gym. 

 

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Ooof ma-goof, look at the Mug-a on that broad.  Yowza.

seriously MTG?  I get the worry about anti-semitism on campuses right now.  It's a valid concern.  But that it could be used against Christians who still blame the Jews and Herod?  That's a bit of a stretch even for you.  Where do you get this shit, seriously?  None of the think tanks are feeding this to you.  You don't formally belong to any particular church.  Your staffers are fucking insane, but even they couldn't concoct this press release.  Where do you get this shit, seriously?  

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Just now, Anastasis said:

lol at Herod. 
 

Her-odd number of toes?  And I don't mean 5.  You're a scientist, IIRC.  There has to be a connection between her physical appearance and utter and total lack of intellect or reason?  

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13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Her-odd number of toes?  And I don't mean 5.  You're a scientist, IIRC.  There has to be a connection between her physical appearance and utter and total lack of intellect or reason?  

Don't overthink this. She is just as dumb as a bag of rocks and less useful. 

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Shit, I do one of those in a heartbeat...but $37 + S&H?  That's a it steep.  I'm already paying for one prank to Gov. Noem's office.  

There's gotta be a way to trick her dumbass staff into buying some from their budget or campaign staff to do the same.  Say it means "Magnificent University of Georgia at Athens" or somesuch shit.  Trust me, they'd fall for it.  They return my most insane phone calls all the time with hard-vetted responses with no sense that I'm fucking with them.  But they wouldn't buy them directly from that site, it'd have to be some kinda more-apolitical looking site.  Hmmmm................

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please understand that a realistic timeline for delivery is at least 2-3 months from the time you pre-order this hat. 
 

2-3 months? By then they’re hoping you’ll forget about it. 

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It always surprises me when a really dumb person says something like that. "Oh, they don't know they're an idiot. Interesting." 

Like, that's how dumb she is. She doesn't know she's dumb. 

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On 5/1/2024 at 4:59 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

The government could convict someone for a religious belief?  That’s her position?

Of course. Just someone who holds different religious beliefs than she does. 

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:

We're sending American troops to the front lines in Ukraine? Huh.

We will be if the Republicans win in November.  Wait, no we won’t, Trump would invite them into the White House.

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15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But the speaker may have to give something up each time to get votes if he wants to remain speaker. 
 

or maybe he will dare them not to save him. 

It's sort of like in Saving Private Ryan when they blew up the bunker and the Marine? yells don't shoot let em burn.   Let em burn, unless they give you something you want.  

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4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It's sort of like in Saving Private Ryan when they blew up the bunker and the Marine? yells don't shoot let em burn.   Let em burn, unless they give you something you want.  

I don't think the Dems are doing that though.  I think they are saving the Rs from themselves to keep government functioning (using that term loosely).  I don't think it's necessarily right, but that's what they are doing.

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4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It's sort of like in Saving Private Ryan when they blew up the bunker and the Marine? yells don't shoot let em burn.   Let em burn, unless they give you something you want.  

soldier,  as in army 1st infantry  . 

 

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On 5/6/2024 at 11:53 PM, tx 3 putt said:

She’s doa !

 

Seems to me MTG doesn't bring anything to Trump that he doesn't already have. Mike Johnson, however...present a skin of rationality and a far right religious ideology ideology for the christers, and Trump has his running mate.

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