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I ended up getting some free tickets to the September 18th game against the D-Backs and figured I'd have a good chance of seeing us win. Maybe I should rethink that?

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Huge turnout in Sugar Land tonight to see the Skeeters without Bregman

 

 

So Yordan had the shits

Estimated return Sept 7th

15 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So Yordan had the shits

Estimated return Sept 7th

I look forward to the daily Bregman-style progress reports. 

48 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Huge turnout in Sugar Land tonight to see the Skeeters without Bregman

 

 

Plenty of good sections available.

Much better to have the AAA team local than to cultivate the centex fanbase.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

than to cultivate the centex fanbase.

Yeah I can barely muster up any interest at all in an Express game now, even when I'm at Dell.

11 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Ducking Dusty trotting Odo back out there in the 6th was so unbelievably stupid. 
he really is a first rate moron. 

I know it's superficial and has nothing to do with the way he calls games, but I can't get past his ridiculous appearance with the tie dye mask, rubber gloves and wrist bands that don't match a damn thing on the uniform.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:


get healthy 

keep reading surly to get pissed off / fired up 

keep reading surly for managing tips 

keep that clubhouse magic going

correa and Altuve need to wake up 

$1 hot dog needs fresher buns 

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to be fair, the Skeeters had a 7 inning double header last night and the first game was delayed, that was probably from the 2nd game of that DH. wouldn't expect many people there at that time

^^^

Many reasons for low attendance yesterday at Skeeters game. It was a Monday. First day of school for many districts. Lots of rain in the area. 

Yordan still splatterpainting Kauffman toilets

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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Astros reliever Andre Scrubb, rehabbing a strained right shoulder, progressed to throwing on the mound Tuesday for the first time since his injury.

Manager Dusty Baker said Scrubb threw 20 pitches at the club’s facility in West Palm Beach, Fla. Starter José Urquidy (shoulder discomfort) is also in Florida and last threw live batting practice Saturday but did not throw Tuesday.

“Scrubb threw 20 fastballs today. He’s feeling better,” Baker said. “Exactly where they are, I’m not sure, but they’re getting better.”

Baker initially said he did not know whether Scrubb had thrown on or off the mound because he had thrown the injury report in the trash and spit on it. Pitching coach Brent Strom clarified that Scrubb threw on the mound.

Scrubb landed on the injured list July 19 and has missed 25 games. He has a 5.03 ERA in 19.2 innings pitched over 18 appearances this season.

 

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We have to find a new manager next year

Just now, Texas St. Armadillos said:

What's Dustys contract situation?

It’s up after this year. Thank God. 

Not sure why Lopez continues to send Machete

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Not sure why Lopez continues to send Machete
 

That was the dumbest shit

 

Terrible situation in Chicago....A's starter Chris Bassitt took a line drive to the face. Really ugly and you could hear the thud. Blood everywhere. I hope he's ok.

9 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Terrible situation in Chicago....A's starter Chris Bassitt took a line drive to the face. Really ugly and you could hear the thud. Blood everywhere. I hope he's ok.

 

Hope he is ok.  One of my friends had his orbital broken during a basketball game in high school.  It was fucking disgusting.  His eye was drooping down.

Good to see us taking it to the cellar dwellers. 

What in the fuck do we keep doing with the covering 1B play here

 WTF Framber? You wanna cover 1st? They are totally checked out this series. 

Once again, we're chicken dicking around with a team 17 games below 500 and we have our ace on the mound.

JFC, I just can't watch this shit anymore.

I think I need to quit watching for a while. These games against these numb nuts are really causing my blood pressure to boil

Our performance against shitty teams is officially shifting from a quirky stat to a serious issue. Dusty has to figure this shit out.

4 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Way to get out of it.  Now lets get the sticks going 

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8 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Confused James Franco GIF

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He stranded the runners on 2nd and 3rd. Could have been a lot worse. Obviously we didn’t get the sticks going

He left one runner on second - the guy who just got the 2 RBI double.  

Baez in, what could go wrong?

32 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Our performance against shitty teams is officially shifting from a quirky stat to a serious issue. Dusty has to figure this shit out.

Pfft. We don't play shitty teams in the playoffs, bro.

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