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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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19 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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So now they are in the same stratosphere as the 2 most recognizable teams in the country.  Got it

They nailed it. They’re the Yankees, the Cowboys, just mired in championship winning tradition. They’re the iPhone of mobile telecommunications. JFC

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13 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Gotta say, I love to watch the exact same players go from "overrated recruits" to "massive talent advantage over the rest of the Big 12" to "overrated draft prospects" to "really good players that will be tough to replace" in the eyes of aggy depending on what point they are trying to make.

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1 hour ago, cafe society said:

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Daddy like . . .

 

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A name program.... considered big time by "many"... They are in full on rollercoaster ascent. 

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A name program.... considered big time by "many"... They are in full on rollercoaster ascent. 

They are a name program. Specifically, they're that other school in Texas.

You know, the weird one.

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So now they are in the same stratosphere as the 2 most recognizable teams in the country.  Got it
Yes, and they have a massive "hall of champions" to prove it. Have either the Cowboys or Yankees won a single meat judging championship?

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Exactly what a strong journalism school is. Aggies know shit.

 

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They're so convinced the BOMC is full of UT operatives with the sole mandate of making aggy look bad. Beyond the fact nobody is better at that job than themselves, exactly how many of these media people "hating" on aggy actually have ties to UT?

1 minute ago, ousux said:

They're so convinced the BOMC is full of UT operatives with the sole mandate of making aggy look bad. Beyond the fact nobody is better at that job than themselves, exactly how many of these media people "hating" on aggy actually have ties to UT?

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They are so delusional! I deal with aggy on a daily basis while at work. Their want to be “so relevant” is dumbfounding, even for aggy.

When we win the West, and/or play in the CCG prior to them, their collective heads will explode!

Hook’em!!!

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Lulz.

 

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

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that's a heck of a semicolon

This was 3 pages back.

"We're just like Texas, USC, and Notre Dame."

"Kind of but actually we're more like USC and Notre Dame!"

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14 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Exactly what a strong journalism school is. Aggies know shit.

 

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Journalism school, eh? I mean, they tried starting one recently, maybe they read about. It's been in the news. They finally got an overly qualified, experienced and shockingly enough A&M alum to accept the job to rebuilt their journalism school from the ground up. Then their higher ups saw she was tenured at "liberal" UT, had worked for the "Liberal" New York Times, and most importabtly, she was black. So that idea got shitcanned REAL fast. Stunningly enough, there aren't a ton of other qualified candidates lining up to take the job. Maybe if they offer it to Ben Shapiro or Alex Jones they'll have more success. NO CR, because the A&M brass literally fucking said all of the thigns I listed were problems. 

11 hours ago, Chopper said:

This was 3 pages back.

"We're just like Texas, USC, and Notre Dame."

"Kind of but actually we're more like USC and Notre Dame!"

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Let's talk about ancient reputation, aggy. 

Oh, and if you're not careful, comparing yourselves to the Yankees might just get Helobious on board with you. 

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1 minute ago, RollingPresidential said:

Is this Liucci?

lol at "whipping that ass" last year. They won in overtime. 

Yes, Billy but he was quoting the Big 12 Commissioner 

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Absolute gold from Tarp.  Worth the read.

 

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10 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Absolute gold from Tarp.  Worth the read.

 

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Thank god people like Tarp don’t have any pull in Aggieland, they would probably actual make use of their potential if that level of self awareness was common.

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39 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Is this Liucci?

lol at "whipping that ass" last year. They won in overtime. 

Well then App. State "whipped aggy's ass" by that logic.

 
Absolute gold from Tarp.  Worth the read.
 
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Holy heck balls. That, my friends, is downright confessional.
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I don't think we've ever won there, have we? The terror is too great to overcome. And the noise! Whoo-eee. The Longhorns will probably have some players die in the "fully armed" Kyle Field. Fucking dorks.

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Just stop writing letters to yourselves. Done!

Went and rewatched the A&M/App State highlights again. It's amazing how fucking inept they were.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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I don't think we've ever won there, have we? The terror is too great to overcome. And the noise! Whoo-eee. The Longhorns will probably have some players die in the "fully armed" Kyle Field. Fucking dorks.

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Just stop writing letters to yourselves. Done!

My biggest concern is that they mean the "fully armed" part literally

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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I don't think we've ever won there, have we? The terror is too great to overcome. And the noise! Whoo-eee. The Longhorns will probably have some players die in the "fully armed" Kyle Field. Fucking dorks.

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Just stop writing letters to yourselves. Done!

I'm fairly certain no one has genuinely ever called aggy classy 

I'm fairly certain no one has genuinely ever called aggy classy 

Only them in their self-published fantasy fiction.
46 minutes ago, mdleast said:


Only them in their self-published fantasy fiction.

My grandma got lost in College Station on the way to a game once , the young men there were nice enough to wash her hair , give her meds, and take her to the game ! 

39 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

My grandma got lost in College Station on the way to a game once , the young men there were nice enough to wash her hair , give her meds, and take her to the game ! 

How did they figure out which trailer she escaped from?

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Lulz.

Jeremiah Smith - #1 WR, #2 overall - is "committed" to Ohio State, but says his recruitment (by other schools) will continue until he signs.  Talking about the QBs at the other schools he's interested in  - 

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4 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Went and rewatched the A&M/App State highlights again. It's amazing how fucking inept they were.

For real. It looked like they were being coached by Roy Johnson from BS High. Definitely one of the funniest things I can remember in a CFB game

4 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

My biggest concern is that they mean the "fully armed" part literally

They'll accidently shoot themselves. 

 

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Tarp is trying to let them down early, because he knows that OL and back 7 are really shitty, and the QB/RB/WR/TE positions are razor thin in quality depth.

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Tarp has become sentient. Time to either send him back to fish camp for reprogramming or shut him down.

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Just so’s I understand their collective consensus opinion:

1) we will lose more games because we lost bijan, who we leaned on for several wins, and can’t replace him 

2) achane was actually better than bijan despite the stats last season and draft order. 
3) aggy will be better even though they lost achane-who is better than bijan, and who they leaned on for several wins, because…here’s where I can’t square the circle. 

32 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just so’s I understand their collective consensus opinion:

1) we will lose more games because we lost bijan, who we leaned on for several wins, and can’t replace him 

2) achane was actually better than bijan despite the stats last season and draft order. 
3) aggy will be better even though they lost achane-who is better than bijan, and who they leaned on for several wins, because…here’s where I can’t square the circle. 

I mean, I’m still trying to square the logic from years ago about how (1) Mack wasn’t a good coach (he just out-talented teams), (2) VY wasn’t that good (he was just surrounded by talent), and (3) Texas’s overall talent wasn’t that good (recruits get bumped up because they were going to Texas)…and they maintained these arguments despite Texas going 24-1 over a 2-year span. Once I figure this out, I’ll try to help with the 2023 version.

Just so’s I understand their collective consensus opinion:
1) we will lose more games because we lost bijan, who we leaned on for several wins, and can’t replace him 
2) achane was actually better than bijan despite the stats last season and draft order. 
3) aggy will be better even though they lost achane-who is better than bijan, and who they leaned on for several wins, because…here’s where I can’t square the circle. 

It’s like a Zen Koan, only instead of enlightenment you become dumber.
2 hours ago, Nivek said:


It’s like a Zen Koan, only instead of enlightenment you become dumber.

Close your eyes and clear your mind of everything.  You are rising, weightless, lighter than air. Now gently, hold this anvil.  

19 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Absolute gold from Tarp.  Worth the read.

 

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Good bull 

14 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Close your eyes and clear your mind of everything.  You are rising, weightless, lighter than air. Now gently, hold this anvil.  

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14 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Close your eyes and clear your mind of everything.  You are rising, weightless, lighter than air. Now gently, hold this anvil.  

 

4 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

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No worries, I got you @Park Gothic

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19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Billy Napier loves Coldplay? I'm sure that'll go over well with the jorts crowd. 

20 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Billy Napier loves Coldplay? I'm sure that'll go over well with the jorts crowd. 

Joey F wants some tay-tay

40 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Ok but George Strait is universally acknowledged as amazing. You don’t have to be faking your country bona fides to love Amarillo By Morning. 

On 8/26/2023 at 2:33 PM, bad_teammate said:

Went and rewatched the A&M/App State highlights again. It's amazing how fucking inept they were.

I did the same thing and Tarp is right. On the 3rd town to clinch the game aggy lined up a 6’6 280 lb freshman dlineman 10 yards off the ball at linebacker while App State ran right up the middle for a first down to win it. 

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