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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Is Aggie really to stupid to realize that 85%+ of portal players are for one year?

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6 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

If we SAY “aggy” how does that sound any different than aggie?

 

Also, that 2024 Aggy thread title must really bother you, then… 

It’s treated as a plural whereas “Aggie” is singular. 

Saying aggy is just as dumb and pointless as when they say tu (although nothing is as dumb as tsips.) Saying A&M is insulting enough.

Ok fine but I’m not capitalizing it.

aggy is not to make fun of them by butchering their name, a la tu. aggy is to make fun of them for thinking that using tu or sip or sippy is clever by doing the same. 
 

But I don’t think they understand the messaging- as evidenced by blooch inserting it into their profanity filter.  

Is Aggie really to stupid to realize that 85%+ of portal players are for one year?

“to stupid” c’mon man, be better

Fuck all this "don't say/write aggy" bullshit.  That's what they are.  It is their essence.  They are so . . . aggy.    

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I use aggy so as not to insult any other school that uses aggie. 

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Don’t forget the even more lame versions of other teams that came about such as:

 

”sand aggy”

”swamp aggy”

”corn aggy”

etc. 

 

 

I must admit to a guilty pleasure in the above. They're not used all the time.

43 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

If we SAY “aggy” how does that sound any different than aggie?

 

Also, that 2024 Aggy thread title must really bother you, then… 

 

14 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Fuck all this "don't say/write aggy" bullshit.  That's what they are.  It is their essence.  They are so . . . aggy.    

Strict enforcement and peer pressure to not use aggy would be too aggy. 

I now remember a TexAgs post that I C&Ped over here. One Aggie was making a solid argument about something where he referred to us as Texas. The other Aggie, getting his ass kicked, wrote:

"It's hard to take someone who doesn't use tu or t.u. seriously."

3 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

meat chicken is kinda cool though

not it is not.  I automatically think that person wear's jorts, jerks off in a library, and has a stash of kiddy porn.

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I hate when our fanbase says “aggy” because it’s just as stupid as unfunny as those people they mock on SEC rant or Reddit. 

At TOS I was told to "say" aggy or I could go fuck myself.

I didn't want to fuck myself.

aggie is noun.  The aggie on TexAgs is a moron.

aggy is a verb or adjective.  Why did he aggy his logic in that post?   You are using aggy logic?

aggily is adverb.  They all yelled aggily when he grabbed his nuts.

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Regarding Ole Miss from Texags. 

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Donations = Money

Money = Money

I guess he had to fill three slots and only had two items. Their return on their money is well and hilariously documented.

That leaves us with Facilities. They are so baffled that the massive investment in a new stadium and player accommodations hasn't paid off. Under Sumlin, they got an upgrade that was first rate. Well that worked, what if we spent $150MM on even better facilities? Everybody will be dying to come here!

Maybe, Aggies, just maybe, past a certain point it doesn't matter much. You don't want to have comparativel crappy facilities compared to the programs you compete with, but once you're comparable you can relax. But not the Aggies, facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities is another off-the-field achievement they can brag about.

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1 This repeated notion is becoming the simple-minded conventional wisdom on TexAgs. All have to do is let other schools develop them and, if they become good, you just take them from the portal. Some have suggested that doing almost nothing in high school recruiting would be the smart move. The portal is a player grocery store; just fill your basket and voila! Got yourself a great team. I mean, look how good the  portal is working for them now.

2 Translation: We beat them. They did not impress me with their 9* wins. Show me one of their 9 where they were impressive. [Texas is defined by the UH game. Any opinion can be justified with one example!]

*I won't count the game where we virtually beat them.

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Birth of an Aggie fact. I'm just guessing they may be cheating > assertion about cheating > Lamentation that nobody will act on this obvious occurence. Answered with congratulations by the first person to host the virus.

Now, thank all that is honorable and manly, they have an NIL/College Rules genius to explain the scam:

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Two things, this guy doesn't get it, obviously, and this is the kind of rationale that has led them to up their own cheating in the past. Sadly for them, that's another tradition that won't do them much good in this new landscape.

The unsupported by known facts narrative strengthens:

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I suspect the top line isn't true, but I don't know. I'm sure someone here knows off the top of their head. Or maybe I should just write I don't know, but I'm pretty sure this is true. Over there, that becomes a fact. Over here, twenty people correct you and a few of them do it with extreme prejudice.

At the bottom, a new fact is crowning like a baby-sized turd.

Out of nowhere (well out of the vintage where the grapes of sour are stored) comes a goldy oldy moldy Ag Fact:

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I am not tied in. Not “connected”. I do, however, buy Phil Steele’s magazine every year and two years ago I noticed that Ole Miss (easier to type than “Mississippi” and less confusing than UM) was loading up on portal transfers. For starters, not depth. This was the same offseason after the Ags’ 2022 class. 
 
It was obvious what Kiffin was doing. He couldn’t compete, funds wise, with TAMU, didn’t have the innate draw of LSU or Bama, so he was trying a different strategy. It cost less (paying 40-50 guys on your roster, rather than all 85, which is what big schools were trying in 2022), and had less risk of busting on players after you committed to them. 
 
Now, it’s not an easy strategy. To make it work, you have to have a real national scouting program. You have to understand who fits your scheme, and you have to be able to teach the scheme details, quickly, to newcomers. In other words, there is more to it than directing bags in a new direction. 
 
Which I would never expect Fisher, Bjork, or any of the rest of the Ag brain trust to ever figure out. 
 
They say Elko is a smart guy. Maybe he can figure it out. 

The term aggy was decided decades ago on hornfans. I was deciced then that they are a group-hive-mind cult, like the Borg from Star Treck. Don't come in here decades later and try to change aggy.

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

The term aggy was decided decades ago on hornfans. I was deciced then that they are a group-hive-mind cult, like the Borg from Star Treck. Don't come in here decades later and try to change aggy.

Congrats you conform to Hornfans

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Congrats you conform to Hornfans

...which was carried over to Shaggy and continued on Surly. 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Be part of the change

that's something an aggy would say.

16 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

...which was carried over to Shaggy and continued on Surly. 

Sounds like a…tradition.

11 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

that's something an aggy would say.

You know it is not, sir. They’re still bitter over abolition. And women voting. Sul Ross out front shoulda told ya. 

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Well you know what school loves traditions? Lol

Thank you for explaining the joke. Everyone here really appreciates it. 

The term aggy was decided decades ago on hornfans. I was deciced then that they are a group-hive-mind cult, like the Borg from Star Treck. Don't come in here decades later and try to change aggy.

Star Treck?
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I call deaf people “ear aggy”

32 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I call deaf people “ear aggy”

You can. They won’t be able to hear you, and no one else has to tell them. 

3 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

At TOS I was told to "say" aggy or I could go fuck myself.

I didn't want to fuck myself.

I guess it’s unanimous then.

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You can. They won’t be able to hear you, and no one else has to tell them. 

they can read lips you schmuck

6 hours ago, FWD said:

Saying aggy is just as dumb and pointless as when they say tu (although nothing is as dumb as tsips.) Saying A&M is insulting enough.

Yeah, but they say tu like some dumbass 4th grader trying to impress the 2nd graders. However, we use aggy ironically and from a position of moral and intellectual superiority. It's also a great shortcut to identify poseurs on this board as no true aggy could ever write aggy.

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8 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

At one point it was the even dumber "aggsy"

I thought that was on Wheeler’s board.

To me, “aggy” is just a way to mock their stupid use of the t.u. thing.  
It “don’t make a shit to me”, but I don’t spell it that way on other message boards.

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

aggy is not to make fun of them by butchering their name, a la tu. aggy is to make fun of them for thinking that using tu or sip or sippy is clever by doing the same. 
 

But I don’t think they understand the messaging- as evidenced by blooch inserting it into their profanity filter.  

That’s what I just posted 5 hours after you.

Yes, aggy became a funny word to use for a while but it's obviously gone on way too long but whatever. It's also not like any of us are physically incapable of calling them Texas A&M or the Aggies.

Also, it seems to be forgotten now but step one of the process to aggy becoming a thing was the observation that if the plural is Aggies then the singular should be Aggy. And then it became an adjective for a short while when we discussed that basically every word that ends in -aggy is an adjective (baggy, saggy, etc.). At which point aggy was the adjective to describe Texas A&M Aggies before it took on the hive mind singularity meaning. The adjective form is still valid, imo. Texas A&M Aggies and their fanbase are aggy.

2 hours ago, Chango said:


Star Treck?

Forget it, he’s on a roll. 
probably a big fan of Captain Kurt.

2 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I call deaf people “ear aggy”

Hey, fuck you.

5 hours ago, Nivek said:

not it is not.  I automatically think that person wear's jorts, jerks off in a library, and has a stash of kiddy porn.

Oh so now we can't jerk off in a library? Jeezus, will we ever elect a Libertarian? 

Are we still allowed to use ATM? I thought that one was pretty appropriate after the 2022 class. 

You say tomato, I say perennially underachieving program who constantly shoots themselves in the foot with any hint of success.

Getting back on topic…

aggy is spiking samples to try and prove cold fusion. Texas is Nobel Prizes in Physics. Never change aggy. Rent free for friggin ever!!!!! Tickle Me Elmo assembling a murder’s row over there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Well you know what school loves traditions? Lol

I'd love to get an equivalent of Reddit's "Your Joke, but Worse" started as a thread here in 2024, and I think you could be a real contributor.

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Their ability to come up with ridiculous bullshit is unparalleled. Fuck aggy; enjoy your offseason bitches.

8 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Is Aggie really to stupid to realize that 85%+ of portal players are for one year?

To be fair, 85% of their regular HS recruiting class is for one year.  

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

You can. They won’t be able to hear you, and no one else has to tell them. 

The ASL sign for "ear aggy" is pointing at your ear while pretending to jerk off.

9 hours ago, FWD said:

Saying aggy is just as dumb and pointless as when they say tu (although nothing is as dumb as tsips.) Saying A&M is insulting enough.

It would only be as dumb as tu if we spelled it "M&A T" or "Eigga."

And not to be harsh, but who gives a fuck if it's spelled "Aggie" or ''Aggy." It's a stupid word to describe a cult. It's not worth the simple respect of even wondering how to spell it correctly. 

We mock, berate, shit all over, laugh at them for years and years but we better spell their name right bah gawd. It’s ok to call them pieces of shit, cheaters and regards but mother fucker you better call them Aggie. 
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7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

The term aggy was decided decades ago on hornfans. I was deciced then that they are a group-hive-mind cult, like the Borg from Star Treck. Don't come in here decades later and try to change aggy.

crash, I think that I started aggy back then. If someone remembers otherwise, that's fine.

9 hours ago, Nivek said:

not it is not.  I automatically think that person wear's jorts, jerks off in a library, and has a stash of kiddy porn.

And does not understand how apostrophes work. 

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Curious how many aggy will find out about mckinnley tonight and drunk post their feelings, and how many aggy will wake up hungover tomorrow to the good news.  Should make for good aggy screenshots either way.
 

Hopefully some very special aggy will find out tonight, drunk post, black out, and then find out all over again tomorrow.  And angry post. 

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